Hi Twinkle Sprinkle.
Hello miss arhceoalogist(archeologist).
Could you please take care of an ancient artifact we found?
Yes, of course.
Thank you.
Here he is.
Bye
Season 8 Episode 21 "A Rockhoof and a Hard Place in a nutshell ♪Best frieeeeeeeeeeeee♪
So now what?
You can teach a friendship class.
I had just woken up the Ursa Major in her own cave, nopony around but me and my shovel.
[RIP coloring pencils]
She looked at me, and looked at my shovel.
[RIP Notepad and pen]
But right before she struck I got out my shovel.
[RIP Calculator]
I tried stabbing her in the back with my shovel but the Ursa turned around and tore off one of my precious legs.
[RIP Stapler]
But I quickly made a prosthetic using my shove..
[RIP Apple]
Please don't break the classroom.
[RIP Classroom]
Let's find you another job.
Oh no, I got fired.
Oh no, I got fired
Rochoof needs a more awesome™ job.
Welcome to the Hippogriff Navy.
Yay.
Oh, no fog.
Don't worry, we can navigate with the Stars
Yay Rochoof.
[crash]
What the hae stars don't change.
Well, actually...
Stars often move at a rate of thousands of kilometers per second
which can alter the shape of their constellations over the course of thousands of years
Also, the angle of Earth's axis slowly changes over time in a process known as orbital pre-session.
This is why different ears of history have had to use different points on the celestial sphere as their Northern Star
What the hae does that mean?
I think it means you-
Oh no I got fired.
I give up.
Please turn me into a marble statue.
What the hey,
I will not turn you into marble just because you've lost yours.
Lol, good one.
Now statue me.
(The next day)
Hello class, I am your teacher because Rochoof has a petrification operation.
What the hey!
Mr. Rochoof, please don't get sculpted.
Your stories are a smash hit.
Lol, good one.
I guess I can finish my story at least.
And then I knocked her out with a mighty kick to the face with my new leg shovel.
Then I regenerated a new leg so I could use my shovel to shovel the Ursa Major straight up into the sky with my shovel where she still remains.
And that's how I defeated the Ursa Major, with only my bare hooves and my shovel.
Yay Mr. Rochoof.
Okay, I guess I can turn you into granite now
Never mind.
Yona here taught me that I should not take life for granite.
Lol good one
Thanks for watching Rochoof voice by m3llowfr0st ♪My Little Pony♪