Hello dear, How are you ?
Hi, Police department ?
Yes, i want to signal a suspicious package.
Yes, with something inside, potentially dangerous
Yes, it’s a kind of little horse
No, not the pound ...
I said you : a blue little horse with rainbow mane !
No sir, i don’t smoke !
What’s that ?
Awwwww, it’s so cuute !
But it’s … it’s ….
Dude, the f*ck is that ?
No way... crazy stuff ...
Yo dude, i found some crazy stuff !
I don’t give a sh*t of your soccer game, move your ass here, right now !
RAAAAaaaaaah...
Sir, sir ? are you all right ? Wait, don’t move !
Hi ? Wait, what is that ? Aw, you’re so cute !
Oh sh*t, no, no ….
- And that’s how we cook a delicious risotto - Hey, look !
- No way … - Yes, for real !
Yeah … but no, look, there’s something wrong. She’s too old
It’s not like the fanfic
But turquoise with rainbow mane ?!
That’s not the point ! we already know she’s turquoise, i talk about her age. Here it’s not good
- But yes, look at her ! - No
Oh no, i already spend 15 years to take care of you. You have already fucked up my life
And now you know how it works ! So don’t fuck with me ? Hey, you know what … look !
*give coins*
F*ck you !
We’ll get along well you and me ….
Ok, Come on, let’s get out of here
-Then we let her here ? - Like if i give a sh*t ...
Nein, Nein, Nein, Nein !
Pfff, F#ck off , we are in 2015, these bullshits are over.
Yo, dude, are ya ok ?
Yo, you f*cked my FIFA game for that !?
Yo, isn’t the cartoon on Gulli (french cable diffusing MLP)
Yes dude, If we take that, then go in a laboratory
We make tons of moneys dude !
- Wait, the bitches love the cute stuff, don't they ? - Yes ?!
- So if we bring back that thing to her, we could take all their number ? - but i already have a girlfriend ...
Fuck that, like if i give a single f*ck … See, all we need is pussy. With that thing, we’ll take a lot
yeah ! let's eat pussy !
Ok you know what ? let’s take it then we get all the girl's numbers !
Yo, is that eat kibble ?
You’re such an idiot or what ?! A pony eat straw !
Yo , you’re so right dude .