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I'm telling you Sans, once I find my first human I'll be let into the Royal Guard for sure!

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You mean the thing standing right in front of us?

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EGAD!! A human!

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Quickly Sans! Initiate the puzzles!!

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That kinda looks like a child.

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Whatever!!

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You do realize you're beating up a minor.

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I Papyrus shall use a NORMAL ATTACK.

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NEH HEH HEH HEH!

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Oh.....ooo...

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Let me try my whale.

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WHERE DID YOU GET A WHALE?!!!

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You're WHALE-come heh heh heh..

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She/he maybe able to dodge a whale.  BUT NOT A THOUSAND BONES!

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Hold still!

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HOW DOES SHE/HE KEEP DODGING?!

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HHHUUURRRAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!

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HHURRAAHH!!!! ARRRGGHHH!!!

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WWWUUUAAAHHHHH!!

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oooooOOOOOAAARRRGHHHH!!!

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hooohh... ahhh... haaa.... haaa.. heh?

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oohh...

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So uh, Papyrus is getting ready for his date.

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you should hit that like button and subscribe for more

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BONE-ified entertainment!!

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heh heh...heh..

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If you wanna see more animations like this, check out the animator's patreon and consider throwing him

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A BONE!!!!

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These puns are really TICKLING MY RIBS!!!

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Don't stop me I'm on FEMUR!!