Evicted-
Scam legends!
Chillax...
Instagram!
I'm a dude...
Hi there! I'm the chosen one!
You are the worst fandom in the world, liking a little girl's cartoon.
That's just ridiculous!
*Look Away by Neil Patrick Harris plays*
*Sinister laugh*
Rarity: OMG, your cloak is totally out of style.
Don't care! All I care about is disposing of the bronies!
The worst fandom ever.
Wait! Are you gonna get rid of the anime fandom?
Of course! They'll be the first to go!
Maybe we need a sacrifice! But who to pick,
hmm, Twist!
AppleJack: Yeah Twist! Finally that hunk of trash who never pays up.
Twist: I'm just a child...
Ah, that voice! Kill her! She's the perfect sacrifice!
It's illegal to kill!
Rarity: Like, damn...
Oh thank god...
There is no god, I got rid of her!
That girl needs to chillax.
Good night Spike! Enjoy your last free moments,
tomorrow I legally enslave you.
Girl, it's legal to enslave?
Yes-
That's totally uncool.
Are you sure sacrificing Twist is off the table?
Yes!
But I can just kill her by myself after this.
Your life outside of this is not my problem.
I just found my Friday night plans!
How the hell are we supposed to defeat Nightmare Moon?
Using this! "How to Save Fandoms: A Re-
How the hell did you find that?
I'm the chosen one! I know everything!
Oh...
There are six elements of fandom, but only five are known.
Fanfic, analyst, toy reviewer, top 10s, and abridgers.
The sixth is a complete mystery,
it is said the last known location of the five elements was in-
the ancient castle of the drunk pony sisters.
It is located in what is now-
Everyone: An original Toys 'R Us?
Actually this is the Everfree Forest,
by the way you losers aren't coming.
I have to come 'cause I'm the chosen one!
Fine the chosen one can come,
but the rest of you stay here.
Twilight: I can't believe you idiots followed me...
Rarity: I thought there might be a photo op around here.
Maybe for your tomb.
Twilight: They don't make photos for your tomb.
Legend says in this very forest here,
was a place called Textopolis-
Rainbow, quit it!
and there was an emoji called Gene, and he ended up in Candy Crush!
I knew that book wasn't really hippie advice!
Dammit, you dumbass!
Twilight: Holy, holy, holy, holy...
I'll save you!
Do you have money?
No!
Then... Bye bye.
Twilight: Now we're a day behind because I had to go to the hospital.
Well because night time is forever you didn't really miss it.
You know what I mean you little *beep*!
*Roar*
A manticore! Kill it, Twilight!
Twilight: Ya!
*Scream*
Hell is wrong with you, girl?!
Fluttershy: I'm a boy!
Thanks a lot, river!
Really helping our pacing!
Stephen Magnet: *Whining*
I swear, shut your mouth!
He has like, worth!
Now give me this-
Ow!
Rarity: This is like, the perfect selfie stick!
You know, for a second I thought you were going to stab him.
Rarity: I guess that would be kind of funny.
Rarity: Unless everypony started making that joke-
then it would get like, super annoying.
Free!
Chillax!
You need to stop falling off cliffs.
Twilight: I didn't mean to you dumbass.
I'll fix the bridge!
That's what you think...
What the-
Rainbow, why don't you-
Your lines have been cut for time!
Wait, wha-
That was an epic battle, Dash!
Yeah, I'd hate to be the guy that missed that.
AppleJack: A castle!
Twilight: Rocks! Grab them! I need some food.
One, two, three, four, five, six...
Twilight: Wait, six?!
Yeah! The big one in the middle!
Well, I think that's just for decorative purposes...
Yeah! Now I have rocks to eat!
Yeah, Twilight's lost it.
I'm outta here!
You're joking, right?
You're joking...
*Grunt*
Not this time, ya!
*Grunt* Destroy! *Grunt*
You'll regret that!
*Grunt*
OK, this is getting old,
it's time you knew.
This world is a hoax.
And only the two supreme rulers know this,
Celestia and me...
The pure essence, the core of the brony fandom,
created this land.
It was supposed to be a place where all bronies could go,
to see fun alternate versions of their favorite characters.
But...
Nothing lasts forever, does it?
Wow, there's a lot of crystals- I mean-
You know, once the drunk version of Celestia killed me,
my ashes blew in the wind and onto the moon,
but by then, my spirit had been corrupted.
Now I will justify all bad fanfics, and-
AppleJack: Twilight!
AppleJack: Sorry we took so long.
Fluttershy: We stopped at Dairy Queen for some ice-cream.
AppleJack: Don't tell her that!
That's where you're wrong, we can contain the fourth inside us!
Using the elements of fandom!
What the *beep*?
AppleJack, who just wants money, represents the spirit of:
Top 10 channels!
Fluttershy, who is constantly misunderstood for a boy, represents the spirit of:
Fanfic writers!
Pinkie Pie, who had a little angry outburst about her criticism of the first episode,
represents the spirit of:
The analysis!
Rarity, who constantly tries to keep up with the trends, represents the spirit of:
Pony channels!
And Rainbow Dash, who just wants to calm down ponies and help them have fun,
represents the spirit of:
The abridger!
But you forgot about the sixth element.
Haha!
But that's where you're wrong,
The sixth element is mine, and that's roots!
No matter how much fanwork we enjoy we must remember where we came from,
and that's the original show which we all enjoyed so much!
And just how do you fit into that category?
Oh, crap.
Nightmare Moon: Ha! I knew it! You forgot something!
Uh- I uh-
Rainbow death ray!
Wha-
Celestia: *Grunt* Stupid window...
Pinkie: Whoa, Rarity, what happened to your legs?
Celestia!
Twilight!
Oh my poor sweetie... I've missed you.
Celestia! I've missed-
Out of my way, Luna.
My baby!
Luna: You meant whiskey?! Whiskey?! Not me?!
Hey, you know what this calls for?
Littering!
Pony: She's blue!
*Ponies keep repeating "She's blue"*
Pony: Best pony!
Celestia: Twilight, are you sad?
Well, it's just that...
No "buts", you ungrateful little shi-
Twilight: Please don't swear again, Celestia.
I banish you here to Ponyville!
You will never return to Ponyville!
*Laughter*
Twilight: God dammit...