hello? Anyone there?
I'm here to slay a demon lord?
can you let me in?
thank you!
huh, nice place.
so you've come for my mistress have?
Huh? I mean, I'm here to slay a demon...
How about I get to play with you instead?
that sounds fun! But, only for a little bit.
I gotta finish this up and be back in time for dinner.
Hm... cocky, aren't you.
I am IZILITH! No mortal can resist me!
Nice to meet you! My name is Hiro.
I'm on a quest to become a knight and vanquish evil from this plane of existence!
So what did you want to play? Not to brag, but I've never lost a game of Scrabble
...Scrabble?
Yeah, I guess you're right, Scrabble does take a while...
How about we skip ahead to the part where you lust for me while I
drain your will and make you my--
wait wait wait wait wait
you said we were gonna play together. To do that we need a game!
that isn't what I meant
well according to code 16 on contracts of netherworld species, article 5 states
that vocal contracts are considered legally binding as well.
Are you serious
Yeah! I'm surprised you don't know about it. You, uh,
being a demon at all
you are a demon right?
Now come on, this will be fun!
AHA! Four in a row another victory for Hiro
oh you're so skilled
such a masterful tactician deserves a reward~
Quite! Take me to your leader
but wouldn't you rather have me?~
why would I want you?
so uh... can I see your boss now?
promised 30 barrels of alraune extract in exchange for sparing... hold on.
what do we have here?
My lady, this human was sent here to... 'slay' you.
Hi! My name is Hiro I'm on a quest to become a knight and vanquish evil from this plane of existence!
Oh! About time!
Indeed!
I hope you're ready!
Might I see your missive?
uh... sure? okay uh hang on
it's in here somewhere... uh
so I got one of these bags there's like--you can put a lot of things in the bag
but it's hard to get things... out of the bag
Hey you found it! Thanks!
hmm yes this is the one I was expecting
Excellent! I hope you didn't detain him at all, Izilith.
I told you we were expecting him.
What are you talking about?
You silly boy this wasn't a mission to SLAY me!
It was to LAY me!
Oh. why did they need me for that? Can't you do that yourself?
You're cute~
Most men would be jealous to be in your position.
Count yourself lucky. Many would die to be where you are...
And many have.
But that just sounds so boring! why would anyone be jealous?
I'll have you know I DESIRED by countless men!
um what's that got to do with me?
I mean if they're keeping you up at night then maybe that'd be annoying and you could use help then, but...
do you really still need me for that?
If you wanted to you could do it right here on the floor!
WELL! You're very forward...
Granted, that wouldn't be very comfortable...
I guess my job is to find you a couch or bed or something?
But you probably have one of those yourself, right?
O-obviously.
Sorry, I just thought this was supposed to be a big mission
but I guess I shouldn't complain, even if it is simple
if the order asks it of me, then I should do it without a second thought!
that's more like it...
So how does this work? do I read you a story or something?
what?
what
d...do you still not know why you're here?
What your mission stated?
Well it says to help you lie-
it says to "lay" the "demon"
...Yessss?
SEX! YOU AND I ARE GOING TO HAVE IT!
why?
BECAUSE THAT'S WHY YOU WERE SENT HERE!
Me???
Do you see anyone else!?
well there's the one girl over there
Fuck you
And that guy in the portal...
Yo!
That 'guy in the portal' HAPPENS to be my father!
and he is the one who arranged with your order for you to come here in the first place as an offering!
Oooh, daddy issues, huh...
WELL that seems outside my realm of qualifications, but!
Don't give up! I'm sure you'll find a nice guy eventually!
How is this possible...?
They planned this... of course
those bastards would send a peon like... you
what do you mean like me?
An INCORRUPTIBLE IMBECILE, DENSER THAN LEAD!
YOU ARE A WORTHLESS OFFERING!
AN OGRE DEVOID OF ITS BRAIN WOULD BE MORE USEFUL THAN YOU ARE!
Hey, that's rude! And you really shouldn't shout, I can hear you just fiiIIIN--
Do you even know WHO I am? WHAT I am?
Uh... angry?
YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT I'M ANGRY!
Hi Angry!
I'm dad!
I hate all of you.