I have a good feeling about today!
So...
Does it hurt when I do that?!
Does it?! You incompetent cowards!
Ugh, merde.
Well, let's settle this next time!
Shall we?
No new partners today, I'm afraid!
Vait!
I vant to lock them in!
Excellent, Medic!
You have done well.
Engineer.
Come stand on the point, now.
I'm sorry, Mr. Spy!
And I'm sorry, partners!
I'm a coward and a scoundrel!
I never wanna touch another hat again!
Gentlemen.
It seems our influence grows!
They tryna' break me!
They wouldn't stop selling their Stout Shakos
And that it costs 2 refined metals!
What... the fuck?
Preposterous!
But I didn't listen!
I knew what they were up to!
And I didn't listen!
Well done, Engineer!
Thank you for being such a dear friend.
Spy!
It looks like ze Sniper is ready to join us!
Is this true?
Yeh, I think so.
But I just wanna be sure...
If I let you take my hats and throw it away
I'll live happily ever after?
Yes, Sniper.
You will be happy after you give up ALL of your hats!
Are you REAL sure I'll live happily ever after without hats?
Of course, Sniper!
Give them up...
And no one will ever see those filthy hats again!
We are all hatless here!
Zen, what the hell is ZIS?!
I knew you were a spy!
FUCK! Nooo!
You--
You fool!
I'm not the enemy!
Please!
Damnit...
This ain't right...
You said hats were for the maggots!
You said trading hats lead to pain and disgrace!
They do! Don't you see?
Look at them!
Then, why?
Why did you keep ours and not throw them away?
I...
I had to, you virgin!
How can I make money without your precious hats?!
But Gaben has all the money we need!
That man is an amateur and a fool!
It's MY money that makes all this work!
You'd all still be living your simpleton lives...
...thinking your pretty hats make you look like God!
If it weren't for MY FUCKING MONEY.
I brought you teamwork...
I brought you your home!
I CREATED TEAM FORTRESS!!
Fuck you, liar!
So what?
Everything else I said is true!
The only way to be fair is if we're all hatless!
Except for you...
Everyone could use a good hat!
Hats are the best!
Hats are love, hats are--
SHUT UP!!!
You cannot have those hats, Spy!
Give them back!
Or we will cause PAIN...
Fall in, men!
Let's go get our hats back!
Come on!
Let's go get our hats!
Zey are not on ze point!
Zey are in zhere...
...vith Spy.