1 00:00:02,400 --> 00:00:05,400 I have a good feeling about today! 2 00:00:07,100 --> 00:00:08,200 So... 3 00:00:08,224 --> 00:00:10,224 Does it hurt when I do that?! 4 00:00:10,448 --> 00:00:12,448 Does it?! You incompetent cowards! 5 00:00:14,272 --> 00:00:16,272 Ugh, merde. 6 00:00:16,296 --> 00:00:18,796 Well, let's settle this next time! 7 00:00:18,800 --> 00:00:19,800 Shall we? 8 00:00:20,820 --> 00:00:23,320 No new partners today, I'm afraid! 9 00:00:25,400 --> 00:00:26,400 Vait! 10 00:00:26,400 --> 00:00:27,900 I vant to lock them in! 11 00:00:29,200 --> 00:00:30,700 Excellent, Medic! 12 00:00:31,100 --> 00:00:32,100 You have done well. 13 00:00:32,800 --> 00:00:34,200 Engineer. 14 00:00:34,200 --> 00:00:36,200 Come stand on the point, now. 15 00:00:38,090 --> 00:00:39,937 I'm sorry, Mr. Spy! 16 00:00:39,937 --> 00:00:41,780 And I'm sorry, partners! 17 00:00:41,780 --> 00:00:44,258 I'm a coward and a scoundrel! 18 00:00:44,258 --> 00:00:46,791 I never wanna touch another hat again! 19 00:00:47,200 --> 00:00:47,900 Gentlemen. 20 00:00:47,911 --> 00:00:49,911 It seems our influence grows! 21 00:00:53,116 --> 00:00:54,776 They tryna' break me! 22 00:00:54,776 --> 00:00:57,271 They wouldn't stop selling their Stout Shakos 23 00:00:57,271 --> 00:00:59,779 And that it costs 2 refined metals! 24 00:01:00,176 --> 00:01:01,670 What... the fuck? 25 00:01:01,670 --> 00:01:02,735 Preposterous! 26 00:01:02,876 --> 00:01:04,209 But I didn't listen! 27 00:01:04,430 --> 00:01:06,059 I knew what they were up to! 28 00:01:06,059 --> 00:01:07,059 And I didn't listen! 29 00:01:07,825 --> 00:01:09,564 Well done, Engineer! 30 00:01:09,916 --> 00:01:12,516 Thank you for being such a dear friend. 31 00:01:13,428 --> 00:01:14,428 Spy! 32 00:01:14,858 --> 00:01:17,791 It looks like ze Sniper is ready to join us! 33 00:01:20,678 --> 00:01:21,885 Is this true? 34 00:01:22,920 --> 00:01:23,987 Yeh, I think so. 35 00:01:24,990 --> 00:01:26,790 But I just wanna be sure... 36 00:01:27,304 --> 00:01:29,793 If I let you take my hats and throw it away 37 00:01:29,793 --> 00:01:31,629 I'll live happily ever after? 38 00:01:31,629 --> 00:01:32,629 Yes, Sniper. 39 00:01:33,042 --> 00:01:36,732 You will be happy after you give up ALL of your hats! 40 00:01:37,374 --> 00:01:40,936 Are you REAL sure I'll live happily ever after without hats? 41 00:01:41,384 --> 00:01:42,584 Of course, Sniper! 42 00:01:42,845 --> 00:01:43,806 Give them up... 43 00:01:43,806 --> 00:01:47,533 And no one will ever see those filthy hats again! 44 00:01:47,533 --> 00:01:49,133 We are all hatless here! 45 00:01:51,231 --> 00:01:53,031 Zen, what the hell is ZIS?! 46 00:01:56,202 --> 00:01:57,669 I knew you were a spy! 47 00:02:02,368 --> 00:02:03,568 FUCK! Nooo! 48 00:02:08,125 --> 00:02:08,922 You-- 49 00:02:08,922 --> 00:02:09,838 You fool! 50 00:02:09,838 --> 00:02:11,105 I'm not the enemy! 51 00:02:11,105 --> 00:02:12,059 Please! 52 00:02:14,850 --> 00:02:15,649 Damnit... 53 00:02:15,649 --> 00:02:16,664 This ain't right... 54 00:02:16,859 --> 00:02:19,326 You said hats were for the maggots! 55 00:02:19,326 --> 00:02:22,593 You said trading hats lead to pain and disgrace! 56 00:02:23,721 --> 00:02:25,254 They do! Don't you see? 57 00:02:25,413 --> 00:02:26,413 Look at them! 58 00:02:26,817 --> 00:02:27,770 Then, why? 59 00:02:27,770 --> 00:02:30,424 Why did you keep ours and not throw them away? 60 00:02:30,919 --> 00:02:31,908 I... 61 00:02:31,909 --> 00:02:33,679 I had to, you virgin! 62 00:02:33,686 --> 00:02:36,647 How can I make money without your precious hats?! 63 00:02:36,647 --> 00:02:38,758 But Gaben has all the money we need! 64 00:02:38,927 --> 00:02:41,733 That man is an amateur and a fool! 65 00:02:41,733 --> 00:02:44,333 It's MY money that makes all this work! 66 00:02:44,486 --> 00:02:47,031 You'd all still be living your simpleton lives... 67 00:02:47,031 --> 00:02:49,798 ...thinking your pretty hats make you look like God! 68 00:02:49,798 --> 00:02:52,344 If it weren't for MY FUCKING MONEY. 69 00:02:52,344 --> 00:02:54,068 I brought you teamwork... 70 00:02:54,068 --> 00:02:55,760 I brought you your home! 71 00:02:55,760 --> 00:02:57,955 I CREATED TEAM FORTRESS!! 72 00:02:58,205 --> 00:02:59,775 Fuck you, liar! 73 00:03:00,007 --> 00:03:01,298 So what? 74 00:03:01,298 --> 00:03:03,502 Everything else I said is true! 75 00:03:03,502 --> 00:03:06,702 The only way to be fair is if we're all hatless! 76 00:03:06,800 --> 00:03:08,772 Except for you... 77 00:03:10,680 --> 00:03:12,433 Everyone could use a good hat! 78 00:03:12,865 --> 00:03:14,110 Hats are the best! 79 00:03:14,110 --> 00:03:15,533 Hats are love, hats are-- 80 00:03:15,533 --> 00:03:16,299 SHUT UP!!! 81 00:03:16,953 --> 00:03:19,369 You cannot have those hats, Spy! 82 00:03:19,369 --> 00:03:20,667 Give them back! 83 00:03:20,667 --> 00:03:22,267 Or we will cause PAIN... 84 00:03:34,296 --> 00:03:35,457 Fall in, men! 85 00:03:35,457 --> 00:03:37,958 Let's go get our hats back! 86 00:03:42,646 --> 00:03:43,567 Come on! 87 00:03:43,567 --> 00:03:45,052 Let's go get our hats! 88 00:03:45,667 --> 00:03:47,367 Zey are not on ze point! 89 00:03:47,891 --> 00:03:49,158 Zey are in zhere... 90 00:03:49,845 --> 00:03:50,845 ...vith Spy.