(heavy breathing)
(dramatic music)
(heavy breathing)
(punches, grunts)
- Why did you bite me?
(growling)
No, not you.
You.
- It was the only way to get your attention.
I'm Shia Labeouf,
winner of the 2007 Teen Choice Awards.
- And who is he?
- This is the spirit of Harambe.
One of the great fallen heroes of our time.
I'm here to interpret for him.
- What do you want from me?
- Harambe is the leader of an ancient order
of protectors of the earth.
He has a very special mission for you.
- Why me?
- You need purpose.
You've run out of ideas for videos.
- Wait.
You're not even Shia Labeouf, are you?
No I'm not.
- Stop hurting my friend.
- What's my mission?
(dramatic music)