*intro*
Are you a real villain?
*noise*
Well, uh, techincally yeah, nah.
Have you ever caught a good guy, like a, like a real superhero?
nah
Well, then.
Have you ever tried to disguise?
Nah, nah...
*ding* Alright!
I can see, that I will have to teach you, how to be villains!
Hey!
We are Number One!
Hey!
We are Number One!
Now listen closely
Here's a little lesson in trickery
This is going down in history
If you wanna be a Villain Number One
You have to chase a superhero on the run
(go, go, go)
Just follow my moves
And sneak around
Be careful not to make a sound
(Shhh)
*C R U N C H*
No, don't touch that!
(Aaaahhh!)
Everybody get ready!
We are Number One! Hey!
We are Number One!
I can't go as fast as you.
(you can hear sportaflop saying thank)
We are Number One
Ha, ha, ha
Now look at this net
That I just found
When I say go
Be ready to throw
And go!
Throw it on him, not me!
Ugh, let's try something else.
Now watch, and learn
Here's the deal
He'll slip and slide on this banana peel
(Ha, ha, ha)
What are you doing!?
Hey!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One! Hey!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
Villain Number One!
(do ambience)
Hey!
Now it's open!
Hey!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One! Hey!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One!
We are Number One
Hey, hey!
Subtitles by Grand Dad.