Soldier: Burt Lancaster is the best pony!
Scout: You have got to be f***ing kidding!
Scout: I am gonna break the 4th dimension.
Scout: And hopefully never see you again!
Soldier, Heavy and Demo: Okay!
Soldier: Wimp.
Soldier: Skull Cracking School graduate!
Soldier: Oh look Scout just disappeared into oblivion!
Heavy: Oh my God.
Soldier: He will be missed.
Demo: We'll miss the d...
Soldier: Demoman!
Demo: What?
Soldier: You are the god of comedy!
Demo: Thanks mate...
Heavy: Is not funny!
Soldier: What did you just say?
Heavy: This is just stupid...
Soldier: You have no sens of humor, you big, fat, dumb, pear-shaped, stupid, worthless...
Soldier: ...Russian, ugly, scum f***ing, ass-ward..
Soldier: ...cock sucking, screwed, retarded, garbage dumping, crapping, vomiting..
Soldier: ...mind-less, roadkill eating, brainless, NOT magnificent, Stalin loving cream-puff!
Heavy: Wut?
Soldier: I can repeat!
*Neck cracks*
Demo: That Heavy is strangling Soldier with his bare hands!
Demo: Oh I need a drink!
Soldier: Dammit Demoman! Stop drinking right now!
Soldier: And help me because I am not prepared for the level of violence of this...
Soldier: ...Pootis-loving...
Soldier: Thanks!
Demo: I did nothing.
Soldier: What?
Demo: Any of you that think ye're better 'n...
*Scout.exe not found*
(Can't help it, Scout doesn't belong to this universe anymore, and so he's out of my reach.)
(Sorry folks!)