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Don't watch 
a cartoon called My Little Pony.

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Man this shit is so wrong on so many motherfucking levels yo...

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I was talking to one of my /co/ friends, and he sent me with the name only labeled My Little Pony

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I said to this dude what's this shit?

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He just giggled and says just watch 'em.

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And make sure nobody is around when you are watching it.

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I thought it was some dumb kiddies' show or some strange shit

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But as I watched the first video I was like yoooo....

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What the fuck?

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Then I continued and I was like YOOOO

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And then the dragon dude sneezed out a letter and I was like YOOOOOO

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I couldn't fucking believe what I just saw

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It was like satan wrote a cartoon

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Shit was so disturbing

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Yet I couldn't stop watching it

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Then video two and there was six of them

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Those niggas... Those... Niggas...

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And the bad dude kidnapped their queen

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YOOOOOOOO

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And then the pink one started giggling at the ghostie like YOOOOOOO

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It was like your bitch wanted to cuddle with you but she wanted to do something different

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And it was so fucked up and creepy you just kept watching it

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And that's what I fucking did.

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And then I saw video three

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Three niggas, three!

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It was three...!

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And rarity was her name, nigga. Rarity was her motherfucking name!

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Oh my god, I ain't going to heaven niggas I already sold my soul to lucifer.

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So I just wanna tell you all RIGHT NOW

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DON'T WATCH A CARTOON LABELED MY LITTLE PONY

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Don't do it nigga, it's like... succubus!

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Remember what I'm saying to you niggas!