RAINBOW ASS: Stampede!
Oh my gosh,
the ground is shaking like Buttbutt's body during our weekly sleep-overs!
(chuckles)
I nail her every week-end!
KNOW-IT-ALL (O-S): Everypony knows already!
POISONED APPLE (V-O): Hey...
Poisoned Apple speakin'.
So this here's a pretty weird situation, ain't it?
Well, ah can explain.
Ain't a long story even.
It all began this mornin' when ah was discussin' mah new passion with mah big brother...
POISONED: Oh boy!
Ah'm really worn out after that.
That there's been the biggest cock ah ever laid eyes on.
RAINBOW (O-S): Clearly you've never seen my full size!
(chuckles)
BUG: Ye-e-e-e-eah!
Too big for you to handle on your ow-your ow-your own.
Most cocks can get pretty rough-s can get pretty rough if you don't pet 'em right.
Especially the bigger ones-s-s-s.
RAINBOW (O-S): He's right, you know?
I'm talking from experience! (chuckles)
POISONED: Don't matter how big they are,
ah can take'em all!
RAINBOW (O-S): I second that! (chuckles)
On second thought, I'd rather have firsts! (chuckles)
BUG: Taking more than you can swallow is just what I'm afra-a-a-a-a-a-a-aid of.
RAINBOW (O-S): That's what she said! (chuckles)
POISONED: Are y'all talkin' to me like ah'm some common whore?
That was yesterday, for cryin' out loud,
get over it!
BUG: Bu-bu-bu-bu-but you did things I will never-ever-ever-ever be able to forget-get-get-get-get!
And no-and no-and now my harddrive is to-to-totally damaged,
thanks-thanks-thanks-thanks-thanks-thanks to you.
POISONED: Y'all really need to toughen up, Bug!
What'll Purps think o' ya?
BUG: I already told you,
I'm not into purple mares-into purple mares-mares-mares, so...
...w-w-w-w-w-w-wait,
did you just call me Bug-Bug-Bug-Bug-Bug?
POISONED: Yeah,
that's yer name.
RAINBOW (O-S): And he sure can buck! (chuckles)
BUG: In the first episode you called me Stallion Seduction-Seduction-Seduction-Seduction-Seduction.
POISONED: No, ah said y'all used stallion seduction in an attempt to kill the princess.
BUG: O-o-o-o-oh!
W-w-w-w-well, I like the name Stallion Seduction more-more.
POISONED: Whatever.
So, uh,
what were we talkin' 'bout, again?
BUG: Cocks-cocks-cocks-cocks-cocks-cocks.
Cocks.
RAINBOW (O-S): My favorite! (chuckles)
POISONED: Ah yeah, right!
So, ever since ah started hostin' rooster fights,
ah knew this was who ah'm supposed to be.
RAINBOW (V-O): Oh, you thought they were talking about dicks?
Well, so did I!
POISONED (V-O): Rainbow Ass, stop interruptin' mah story!