NAIL: What do you want?
FRIEZA: Ah, good sir.
I suppose you could say I'm looking for
technical support.
GURU: NAAAAAAIIIIL!
Do we have a visitor?
NAIL: Yes, sir.
GURU: NAAAAAAIIIIL!
Take his coat.
FRIEZA: I don't have a coat.
NAIL: He doesn't have a coat, sir.
NAIL: And I believe this is the man who basically
killed our entire race!
GURU: NAAAAAAIIIIL!
Don't take his coat.
FRIEZA: You see, I recently acquired what you people refer to as...
...Dragon Balls,
But I'm having trouble getting them to do what I want.
NAIL: Did you try working the shaft?
FRIEZA: Classy.
GURU: NAAAAAAIIIIL!
What does he want?
NAIL: He's asking how to use the Dragon Balls.
GURU: Did you tell him to work the shaft?
NAIL: Yes, Lord Guru.
GURU: Good work, Nail.
FRIEZA: I have the distinct impression you're going to be difficult.
NAIL: Well, sir, if you're having a problem with our customer support,
you can call 1800-EAT-A-DICK.
GURU: We don't even have those!
FRIEZA: Okay, this is getting ridiculous.
What is that?!
GURU: Oh God!
Natural light!
FRIEZA: Good Lord!
I was led to believe your species survived entirely on water!
How is he so fat?!
GURU: Oh. Hello.
I'm Super Kami Guru.
And I'm the guy who's NOT judging you on your appearance.
FRIEZA: Well, my name is Frieza,
ruler of most of the known galaxy.
I'm here to offer you a deal.
You give me the information I require,
and I'll let the sporting young man live.
GURU: Please.
Nail isn't afraid of you.
He is the strongest of our race.
FRIEZA: Oh really?
NAIL: Uh, sir...?
GURU: Yeah. Nail's gonna DESTROY your sorry ass.
They wouldn't be able to air it on the news because
it'll be SO BRUTAL!
NAIL: Sir, seriously!
GURU: Hush, Nail!
I'm speaking for you.
FRIEZA: Well, then, if this is the only course of action available to me, I accept.
I'll dispatch of this worm, and then I'll be back for you, slug!
GURU: Leave my brother out of this!
NAIL: Sir, his power is overwhelming!
NAIL: I can also sense it's only a fraction of what he's capable of!
GURU: Nail!
Listen to me.
You are Namek's number one son.
GURU: A prodigy child.
You have been trained in the ancient ways.
GURU: I believe in you.
NAIL: You-- mean that, Lord Guru?
GURU: Yes, Nail.
Now show him the staggering spirit of Namek
And WASTE his smug ass!
NAIL: Yes, sir!
Follow me!
GURU: Fool.
If I had trained him in the new way,
he might have stood a chance.