I PICTURE WHITTANY, SHE'S ON THAT BARGE
THE DRUM BEATS HEAVY AND THE OARS ARE LARGE
SHE LOOKS UNHAPPY AND HER HANDS ARE SORE
THEY KEEP HER WORKING 'TIL SHE HITS THE FLOOR
I'M IN DEEP DOO-DOO, I'M QUITE A WRECK
IT'S LIKE TWO BOULDERS WRAPPED AROUND MY NECK
I WISH I NEVER, EVER, SAW THAT ROCK
THE WEIGHT'S SO HEAVY, I CAN BARELY WALK
THE GUILTY TANGO-O-O
THE VOICES SCREAMING OUT INSIDE YOUR HEAD
THE GUILTY TANGO-O-O
YOU WISH YOU DIDN'T, BUT YOU DID, INSTEAD
OH, THEN THERE'S BRITTANY, SHE'S HANGING THERE
THE GATOR'S HUNGRY, SNAPPING FOR HER HAIR
IT SEEMS QUITE VICIOUS AND SUCH BAD LUCK
SHE PAID 700 BUCKS FOR THAT HAIRCUT
WHAT WILL VINNIE DO TO ME?
MAKE ME FEED HIM FLIES?
I'D RATHER FACE A CROWDED HOUSE
OF SPOILED BANANA CREAM PIES
THE GUILTY TANGO-O-O
THE VOICES SCREAMING OUT INSIDE YOUR HEAD
THE GUILTY TANGO-O-O
YOU WISH YOU DIDN'T, BUT YOU DID, INSTEAD
THE GUILTY TANGO-O-O
YOUR CONSCIENCE NAGGING AS IT FILLS YOUR EARS
THE GUILTY TANGO-O-O
THE DANCE COULD CARRY ON FOR YEARS AND YEARS