I can't believe it! I'm actually gonna be flying with Soarin!
One of the Wonderbolts!
This is going to be...SO AWESOME
*Dying* Can't hit that line...
*Laughter*
There was a great deal of architectura- artitec-Artifical. Artifical! Why the fu..? *groans*
I'm not a thief nor, a con-artist!
*Scribbler being weird*
...Stroke in the middle in that one...
I see that you just assumed I'm a filly-flirt, like that-like it's given fact...
*Laughing*
*Random Gibberish*
You think I'm a Lesbian.
Without even freakin',
You're just judging me,
*Stutters throughout* You're just judging me Rarity! You just had to judge me!?
Guys! I think I know the answer this-- TO THIS LITTLE MYSTERY!
*Yelps*
SO AWESOME! Sound like I'm taking a shit.
*Laughter*
Oh! What the hell! I can't do this line!
You destroyed our main cloud factory, injured several ponies, left us with thousands of bitchin' de-
Bitch.
Ah, that thing with Jet Set and Up her fa-
Upper-
Upherface.
Yeah.
Upherface, that's her name.
Fluttershy! Don't blame yourself!
It was not you...
It was me, baby!
DON'T
DIE!
...Too bad I get to kill her.
Lolly-wolly!
Look! She even left one of her horseshoes lef-?
Look! She even wha-?
Ah! What the...
*Engine starting*
I am best actress.
Ever.
Like a valley girl Scootaloo!
O M G!
Where is Rainbow Dash?
Like,
She's the coolest pegasus,
E-VEEEER!
Okay, I'm done! I'm done!
An outward sho-
An outward show of how little the pony cared about what othe-
*Getting angry*
Udders.
UDDERS.
Udders. What udders.
Dem Udderz.
No.
Hmph.
Ain't that just a cryin' shame, it is.
What's it to us?
All the better she don't come back flyin' to us no mor-
*Seven being weird*
*raspberry*
Come on,
You've made some pretty awesome stuff,
and,
...Are secretly a pretty awesome pony.
You definitely don't need to sit through a ton of bucking
Clop- [Excuse me, what?]
What?
What??
I don't have an answer to this.
You don't have to worry any longer.
I'm going to leave.
*Chuckles*
FUCKIN' LINE!
*Scribbler imitating a bird*
Oh yeah...
That...
I forgot about that.
Well,
Surely one of them is my beloved. *Wut?*
I'm sure I could tell them apart once I see them all-
Ugh, RD, you dumb sack of crap.
Alright,
ALRIGHT!
Alright.
Hey!
Anypony in there?
I'm Lost!
I'm not Lost, I'm Carmen.
God, get it right.
HYAAA!
*MEOW!*
*chuckles*
*Lost, imitating a cat*
*Lost, imitating a dying cat*
You wanna come join me?
Scootaloo, taking a hard shit.
*Weird Scootaloo noise*
This concludes Scootaloo taking a hard shit.
Uh, yeah.
Octavia's big into that.
Uh, She's my girlfr-
She's not my girlfriend,
WHAT THE HELL AM I TALKING ABOUT?
THAT'S THE WRONG STORY, LOST!
*soft laughter*
Eeeeuuuuuuuuuugh!
IT'S TOO MUCH OCTI-SCRATCH!
SON OF A BITCH!
Am I peeking all over the place?
I'm probably peeking all over the fuckin' place...
PEAKING, NOT PINKIE.
*Laughs*
NOT YOU, PINKIE! GO BACK IN THE CORNER!
Not you, go back!
So, I hear you're looking for somepony to take you under your wing,
And I sound like I have a cold.
*Laughter*
Well, I'll see if Twilight has any Rom-Com film wheels-
Reels,
*Emogak losing her shit*
BLESS YOU.
But, she couldn't feel,
She couldn'-
Sh- She couldn't feel.
Nope. She couldn't feel that time, NOPE!
Have a sup-
Have a superlicious...
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS WORD? [Pinkie, this is a kids' show...]
I could never forget the face of my o-
My fa-
*Screwing up*
BlueeeEEEEGH!
*Laughter*
MY FACE?
I COULD NEVER FORGET MY FACE!
YOUR FACE?
*Laughter*
God Dammit.
Oh my god.
AH, LOST! I CAN'T DO IT!
I DIDN'T THINK IT'D BE THIS FEELS-Y!
OH, YOU'RE A HORRIBLE HUMAN BEING! [but she's a pony...]
THIS IS SO SAD!
*PurpleRosalyn whining*
...It makes me not want to leave you alone.
I just...
I just wanna mess around with you.
Or, Mess with you,
MESS WITH YOU!
NOT MESS AROUND WITH YOU!
That comes in the next scene!
*Laughter*
That's the next scene...
*wink*
Danielle Anderson. [Who?]
Ordinary high school student,
who ends up in a different world, wi-
*BURP* Uugh...[ This should've been in The Best Bloopers. ]
*Laughter*
That was jus-
Dialogue Collapsed.
*chuckle*
Son of a bitch...
Fine.
FINE!
Fine.
*Laughter*
THAT'S THE WRONG F-WORD, PINKIE!
God Dammit, Pinkie.
I SAID FINE, NOT FUN!
(sigh) God Dammit, Pinkie...
'SCUSE ME?
MY MOTHER'S DEAD!
DON'T YOU BE TALKING 'BOUT MY MOMMA!
DON'T MAKE ME GET THE SHOVEL!
Heh. I see you just ASSUMED I'm a filly-fulo-
FUCK THIS LI-HI-HI-HINE!
Gah-HAAA!