"Thanks, Maud, I'm sure I can find a good for you..."
(Applejack having a seizure)
"Like she didn't know who she was or (Pinkie voice) who other ponies were either..."
(Mag)Uh, Pinkie, get the fuck out!
You're so annoying!
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Go home Ponker. No one likes you!
Looks like the movers and fucking fucking foam
That's the line absolutely. There's no way that's not line!
What is the line...?
EHHH
RRRRRRR
DEAHHH
HEEERRRR
She's really struggling with that balloon. (Yeah, I agree, Lost)
I think I could overlook this little...
dude SLOWDOWN!!
What's wrong with Big Mac falling for miss Cheerilee?
No, Twilight. It's me!
Princess Barbie! (WOW)
Oh, that's not something you see everyday.
Errday
All the day! Errday
Try some tonic (No)
Try it!
Eat it!
(screaches from a dying pony)
What the fuck?
*Laughing and losing it*
No... Don't use that one.
Nice try, Fluttershy, but my parents happen to be out of town.
(walks in peanut)
You know you haven't, you haven't made an appearance on the bloopers in a while.
Did you come here?
Come join on the mic.
Do you like but I also pooped in there mama I pooped in there so you're gonna, let me poop now, too (Please don't)
"But so far,
"nothing's been remotely useful."
"Like the princesses. We're about useful as Shining Armor!" (uhhh. Twilight...)
Ahh Haaa so it was you!
(crazy lost)
"I can't wait to tell them the new word I learned!"
Fuck you, Scootaloo! (Hey!)
Fuck you too, Applebloom! (Languages, kids!)
"Ah HA! "
"So it was you."
"And I'm pinkie all over the..." (mumbling)
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE~~~~~~
Did she
let you?
YUUuuuuUuUUuUUuUU
EEEeEeEe
I don't know what I'm doing!
aperently rarity Hasn't quite matured yet.
"Uh... Dash, are you feeling okay?"
"Ya look a lidder..."
L....L... Lidder
A lidder
LIDDER
LLLLLLLLLIDER
"No, I was talking to fluttershy"
"She challenged me to a quiet game"
"I thought it be easy, but"
"Shes TOO good"
"I had to concede..."
?
Concede?! The Fuck kind of word is that?!!
i would have said something like give in
i dont know no kind of shit like concede
Did You Write THIS, TWILIGHT?!
GOD DAMN IT!!
"BUT"
"How does that explain the love letter in my locker?????"
(Mumble) "What i get up in your face"
Stabler!!!
Just gonna throw a chair at ya fucking window!
In the criminal justice system
These are their stories!
0718 will undergo extensive magically induced cerebral pursuit
Surrey so level celestial probe
that alicorn horn RIGHT IN HIS ASS
That's how AJ laughs not fucking anything else god damn it
Hmm. I'm pretty sure I've seen this color before too
Ehrm...
Fine?
Yeah, you know I'm just reading what the fuck is written
It totally you know, I'm sorry. It's the shit writer who puts too-s.
And ellipses at the ends of my fucking...
You're so cute when you get pissy
RAINBOWDASH!!
- I just spit all over my laptop. Oh my god
Uh...
YOU love me Pinkie?
You mean like a best friend loves another best friend, right?
Cuz I'm totally not gay. I I know a lot of people think that I want your pussy
But that's not the case. I just want that dick
Now she's just lying herself
Magpie, what do you do to get ready for Pinkie?
Well, I scream like a fucking maniac and pinky voice, and then I'm just good to go
See? Feeling better already
No, I haven't seen him.
Saaaaaay. Can I ask you a-?
Dicks
Ask you dick super
Can I ask you about some dicks?
I... I have a friend who's currently in the market for some...
I got a whole bag of them you know
BIG OL' BAG OF DICKS!