Motherfu-
Hello I am applepieofdeath and Happy April Fool's day
Unfortunately I couldn't think of anything more EaW this year
But I'd thought I try something a bit different just for today
while also testing out some
different recording software so I can
stop living in 2006 still using Fraps to record everything
And since this is just an experiment
I will apologize for the mouse and keyboard sounds you'll probably hear throughout the video
Now that being said, let's get to it
This is Super Amazing Wagon Adventure Turbo
A action game based of
uhh well
the colonial period of America
Well, let's go
You know, history stuff
And of course we'll still use the UPA leaders
I have played this a few times but,
For now, we'll just stick with the standard one
I'll show off some of the different wagons later maybe.
I like to shoot two shots so I can also collect the horses as well
ahh, missed
Don't want that right now
Shotgun
Were machine guns in the 1800s?
At least not on this- oh right
Yum
Ooh, health
I did try to make the body (Celestia's) white
But unfortunately I couldn't find anything for that
so I thought yellow was the next best thing, same with the hair
They're all grey
Are these bats?
Oh, hey
Wish I could call air support for my nightmares
Oh, fuck
Shit SHIT!
Wonder will there ever be another bear nation?
Ah crap
Huh, I'm out of practice
Celestia came- oh f
Well the good thing is if she survives this she'll be back to full health after this
oh shiiiiii- *incoherent*
ow
k
Yay
wait, when was that thing invented?
I know we had a machine gu-
I know there was a machine gun in the game
But I didn't know there was an uzi
Oh shit, shit! Ow
Oh wait, it's got infinite ammo?
Eh, but it doesn't aim straight
Oh, goddamn appleloosans
They shouldn't be this far out west anyway
I think
Oh dear
Two went into the wago- OH oh
Oh my
oh
OH SHI-
Owp
All right, let's go SUBMARINE MOTORIZED
I shouldn't have got the sniper
Ow
Oh shit! Crap I-
Oh
Swam into Jet Set's throat and ate- oh
my gosh
ah ah ow ow get away from me. get away from me
Ooh health and shotgun
Oh SHIT
Oh crap (repeat)
Oh pshh..
Oh I remember this
They can take it back
This thing sucks its' got no r-
It's literally a sword it has no range
Ow (repeat)
Oh shi
They're called shurikens
Oh right, I can
Ow
Ok no fuck it
Oh wait I have to
Oh sunnuva
You just- You just fucked a few weeks ago!
Ow
All right let's try this again this time with a different wagon
Let's see
Yeah this one most sense
magic bitch
They eviscerate everything though
I don't really like that because I can't collect the meat then.
Oh this well... this is ironic
Just follow it
Oh Op Ow (repeat)
We got at least two alicorns with us, this shouldn't be a problem
Don't need berries I need health
Can't remember if that did anything or not actually
All right, I guess I'll ford it this time
Let's see
There were boulders in the river oh right
Yeah this is why even as ridiculous as it is I prefer to jump it
uhhh okay
let's see if I can get this
all right
Ah I think there was a surprise at
Oh not this time
It's day 2 million something
Ah shit
Ow
Ok thank god at least
Ah fuck
Ow okay
Oh shi-
Wait no this is actually
Oh
Oh wat pfft
Ah shit
Alright let's- now let's try...
Uhh I guess this is technically accurate to EaW
Well, no actually there are trains in the show they're just more colorful than this
Oh shi-gfddfg
Oh I don't have to kill them all
for once I don't neED-
Ow and I...
Ow, oh shi-
As long as I don't let myself get cornerd
I should be fine
Ah, Fluttershy's gonna kill me
We're jumping it this time, I do not want to do the boulders with THIS thing
I've got three health so I should be fine
Oh shit (repeat)
Ah, so close
Oh crap, get here
A haunted? oh
Oh yeah, I forgot I can do that
Yeah
I got a falcon so I can probably go to the desert this time.
I don't really like it here because later on there's gonna be a bunch of snakes
and they just...slither everywhere
and it's hard to deal with them sometimes
What does he want?
With the falcon? Yes.
Aw shit. ughhh
Ah whatever
Oh...shi-yes
yeah see this is what I mean
Ooh flamethrower
Shit
Oh crap
Maregypt isn't even out yet. but-
I don't remember what this one was
Oh cru-
Ow
AH oh sonnuva uggghhh
Very nice
Ah, damnit
Oh shi- Ah cr-ap
Oh shi- wrong camp
Yeah I know it's filled with fucking bandits
We're still drunk?
After a long night of vomiting they felt aw- ewwggh tha's not look
Oh shi-!
yaaayy oh OWP
he'll be, oh my-
Well, it's very useful um
um still
Oh! pft
This should be the last part but...
This is one strong-ass falcon
Ow, ok that was embarrasing
What do you mean for some reason? There are river sharks
Ow
Alright, one more time
Let's go fantasy again
Ah, this is like 1838, right?
This how Luna felt?
Ah here a falcon again
This is almost exactly like the last time I used this.
Oh wait a trading post. Instead.
Whoa shit.
Aw sonnuva
Ow
Yeah, all of a princess's money on a fricking wagon axle.
Ow
not THAT bad
I remeber reading the hipogriffs will have some sort of underwater mechanic
I wonder if this is how it'll work.
See, sharks I can see but narwhals? I dunno.
Ehhh, we'll do it a try.
Oh, like the glitch pistol
Eh, goodbye falcon.
Oh right.
Alright, I only have to kill them I don't have to collect them for some reason.
Starvation form what? Blood lust?
Do I have enough? Yeah.
Oh, nice.
They're all drunk. What else is new in this game?
Ow
Ugh eagles attacked
Oh what? Oh right I remember.
Ow
We're already humanized and we're in EG now?
Fuck
Fuuu
Ow a bullet.
OH SHI-
Ow
Oh the squid's back!
Oh I actually made it. That's surprising.
Well that was fun, again I know this is something I normally don't do
but I still hope it was enjoyable.
And happy April Fool's day, and goodbye.