And so an entirely new level of bronyhood is born. Seriously, spread this thing around. I'm making Pinkie Pie vs. Fluttershy next. Backtrack is "Come From the Heart" by Skrillex. LYRICS: Twilight: Yo, my name is Twilight Sparkle, I mean serious business I'm studying friendship from New Year's to Christmas I live in a library, I know everything About magic, leadership, literature, and astronomy Check out my Cutie Mark, it's one of a kind And I know the colts like it 'cause my plot's real fine But hey, I don't strut it -- that'd be awful 'Cause you look like a pony who came out of a brothel *chuckle* How you gonna battle to THAT, Trixie? Trixie: Like THIS! I am the Great and Powerful Trixie, so back off Equestria Daily chose me as their mascot All the colts want me, they even serve me luncheon And unlike you, I don't have erectile dysfunction See all these stars on my cape and hat? Each one represents a time I've been in bed, take that! I take on Ursa Majors, you only handle Minors The G.&P.T. is by far the best rhymer Twilight: Shut up, Trixie, no one cares for your bluffing I'll run a marathon and leave you huffing and puffing And that's a fact! You better run back to Hoofington Ponyville's mine! There's no place for your overdone Theatrical performances and hammy displays I'm the princess's apprentice, and I'll school you anyday! And guess what? I'm voiced by Tara Strong, I'm empowered You appeared in one episode and then ran like a coward Trixie: You dare challenge me? Trixie's taking out the trash! You would've failed in magic school if it weren't for Rainbow Dash! You're naive, clumsy, weak and flimsy, stubborn, clueless, makes me dizzy How totally plain you look! Get your head out of the books! I'm shooting lightning, making storms, twisting rope while I perform Been winning hearts since I was born, but you're stuck studying in your dorm I travel Equestria coast to coast, I'm dominating the 4chan posts You might bust boasts, but I'm far from toast, watch in awe as I turn you into a ghost!