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position:0% it's really santa's nice list but 00:24:44.149 --> 00:24:44.159 align:start position:0% but 00:24:44.159 --> 00:24:46.789 align:start position:0% but where<00:24:44.400> is<00:24:44.559> my<00:24:44.840> name<00:24:45.919> no<00:24:46.080> matter<00:24:46.320> how<00:24:46.559> many 00:24:46.789 --> 00:24:46.799 align:start position:0% where is my name no matter how many 00:24:46.799 --> 00:24:48.789 align:start position:0% where is my name no matter how many pages<00:24:47.279> i<00:24:47.440> flip<00:24:47.679> through 00:24:48.789 --> 00:24:48.799 align:start position:0% pages i flip through 00:24:48.799 --> 00:24:51.830 align:start position:0% pages i flip through i<00:24:48.960> can't<00:24:49.200> seem<00:24:49.440> to<00:24:49.600> find<00:24:49.919> my<00:24:50.080> name<00:24:50.400> anywhere 00:24:51.830 --> 00:24:51.840 align:start position:0% i can't seem to find my name anywhere 00:24:51.840 --> 00:24:54.390 align:start position:0% i can't seem to find my name 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i think that all of our names are on the 00:25:00.720 --> 00:25:02.310 align:start position:0% i think that all of our names are on the naughty<00:25:01.039> list 00:25:02.310 --> 00:25:02.320 align:start position:0% naughty list 00:25:02.320 --> 00:25:04.549 align:start position:0% naughty list what's<00:25:02.559> going<00:25:02.880> on<00:25:03.520> the<00:25:03.679> hedgehogs<00:25:04.320> found 00:25:04.549 --> 00:25:04.559 align:start position:0% what's going on the hedgehogs found 00:25:04.559 --> 00:25:07.269 align:start position:0% what's going on the hedgehogs found santa's<00:25:05.039> naughty<00:25:05.360> or<00:25:05.520> nice<00:25:05.760> list<00:25:06.320> what<00:25:06.720> no<00:25:06.880> way 00:25:07.269 --> 00:25:07.279 align:start position:0% santa's naughty or nice list what no way 00:25:07.279 --> 00:25:08.950 align:start position:0% santa's naughty or nice list what no way i<00:25:07.440> wanna<00:25:07.679> say<00:25:07.919> i've<00:25:08.080> 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