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position:0% girls what are we talking about oh Twilight<00:10:49.360> we<00:10:49.519> didn't<00:10:49.839> see<00:10:50.079> you<00:10:50.320> standing 00:10:50.870 --> 00:10:50.880 align:start position:0% Twilight we didn't see you standing 00:10:50.880 --> 00:10:52.990 align:start position:0% Twilight we didn't see you standing there<00:10:51.480> speak<00:10:51.800> for<00:10:52.040> yourself<00:10:52.519> I<00:10:52.600> heard<00:10:52.839> those 00:10:52.990 --> 00:10:53.000 align:start position:0% there speak for yourself I heard those 00:10:53.000 --> 00:10:54.710 align:start position:0% there speak for yourself I heard those cheeks<00:10:53.480> clapping<00:10:53.880> from<00:10:54.079> all<00:10:54.240> the<00:10:54.360> way<00:10:54.519> down 00:10:54.710 --> 00:10:54.720 align:start position:0% cheeks clapping from all the way down 00:10:54.720 --> 00:10:57.310 align:start position:0% cheeks clapping from all the way down the<00:10:55.000> street<00:10:56.000> 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position:0% it to my apple picking party but where's 00:14:11.720 --> 00:14:14.870 align:start position:0% it to my apple picking party but where's the<00:14:11.959> rest<00:14:12.120> of<00:14:12.279> the<00:14:12.519> Pony 00:14:14.870 --> 00:14:14.880 align:start position:0% the rest of the Pony 00:14:14.880 --> 00:14:17.590 align:start position:0% the rest of the Pony gang<00:14:15.880> they're<00:14:16.160> probably<00:14:16.519> at<00:14:16.720> Rainbow<00:14:17.199> Dash's 00:14:17.590 --> 00:14:17.600 align:start position:0% gang they're probably at Rainbow Dash's 00:14:17.600 --> 00:14:20.910 align:start position:0% gang they're probably at Rainbow Dash's party<00:14:18.320> what<00:14:18.839> intonation<00:14:19.839> they<00:14:20.040> chose<00:14:20.440> dashes 00:14:20.910 --> 00:14:20.920 align:start position:0% party what intonation they chose dashes 00:14:20.920 --> 00:14:25.030 align:start position:0% party what intonation they chose dashes sh<00:14:21.519> 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