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sis we we are going to unicorn 00:13:13.480 --> 00:13:16.430 align:start position:0% ass big sis we we are going to unicorn con<00:13:14.000> aren't<00:13:14.320> we<00:13:14.600> sis<00:13:15.600> oh<00:13:15.760> sweetie<00:13:16.240> please 00:13:16.430 --> 00:13:16.440 align:start position:0% con aren't we sis oh sweetie please 00:13:16.440 --> 00:13:25.509 align:start position:0% con aren't we sis oh sweetie please don't<00:13:16.680> look<00:13:16.839> at<00:13:16.959> me<00:13:17.199> like 00:13:25.509 --> 00:13:25.519 align:start position:0% 00:13:25.519 --> 00:13:28.670 align:start position:0% that<00:13:26.519> R<00:13:26.880> already<00:13:27.120> know<00:13:27.760> that's<00:13:28.000> the<00:13:28.160> money<00:13:28.480> for 00:13:28.670 --> 00:13:28.680 align:start position:0% that R already know that's the money for 00:13:28.680 --> 00:13:31.470 align:start position:0% that R already know that's the money for your<00:13:29.160> anti-depression<00:13:30.199> medication<00:13:31.199> it's 00:13:31.470 --> 00:13:31.480 align:start position:0% your anti-depression medication it's 00:13:31.480 --> 00:13:33.910 align:start position:0% your anti-depression medication it's okay<00:13:31.680> sweetie<00:13:32.120> Bell<00:13:32.839> I'll<00:13:33.000> be<00:13:33.199> having<00:13:33.519> so<00:13:33.680> much 00:13:33.910 --> 00:13:33.920 align:start position:0% okay sweetie Bell I'll be having so much 00:13:33.920 --> 00:13:35.910 align:start position:0% okay sweetie Bell I'll be having so much fun<00:13:34.199> with<00:13:34.360> you<00:13:34.760> that<00:13:34.880> I<00:13:35.000> won't<00:13:35.240> even<00:13:35.519> have<00:13:35.760> time 00:13:35.910 --> 00:13:35.920 align:start position:0% fun with you that I won't even have time 00:13:35.920 --> 00:13:39.150 align:start position:0% fun with you that I won't even have time to<00:13:36.120> get<00:13:36.800> depressed<00:13:37.800> wow<00:13:38.079> Rarity<00:13:38.839> that's 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align:start position:0% Celestia pay for taking away my power<00:14:25.440> try<00:14:25.680> it<00:14:25.920> and<00:14:26.120> I'll<00:14:26.320> rape<00:14:26.639> that<00:14:26.920> cute 00:14:27.150 --> 00:14:27.160 align:start position:0% power try it and I'll rape that cute 00:14:27.160 --> 00:14:29.590 align:start position:0% power try it and I'll rape that cute little<00:14:27.440> mouth<00:14:27.639> of<00:14:27.800> yours<00:14:28.519> you<00:14:28.639> are<00:14:28.839> one<00:14:29.240> Bry 00:14:29.590 --> 00:14:29.600 align:start position:0% little mouth of yours you are one Bry 00:14:29.600 --> 00:14:31.430 align:start position:0% little mouth of yours you are one Bry little 00:14:31.430 --> 00:14:31.440 align:start position:0% little 00:14:31.440 --> 00:14:34.189 align:start position:0% little girl<00:14:32.440> okay<00:14:32.639> well<00:14:32.800> you're<00:14:33.040> not<00:14:33.600> you're<00:14:33.839> just<00:14:34.000> a 00:14:34.189 --> 00:14:34.199 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is<00:14:53.519> ugly 00:14:54.150 --> 00:14:54.160 align:start position:0% God maybe she is as right as she is ugly 00:14:54.160 --> 00:14:56.509 align:start position:0% God maybe she is as right as she is ugly I<00:14:54.279> need<00:14:54.480> to<00:14:54.720> accept<00:14:55.079> this<00:14:55.240> new<00:14:55.519> reality<00:14:56.360> but 00:14:56.509 --> 00:14:56.519 align:start position:0% I need to accept this new reality but 00:14:56.519 --> 00:14:59.030 align:start position:0% I need to accept this new reality but it's<00:14:56.720> so<00:14:57.079> hard<00:14:57.880> if<00:14:58.040> only<00:14:58.320> there<00:14:58.480> was<00:14:58.600> another 00:14:59.030 --> 00:14:59.040 align:start position:0% it's so hard if only there was another 00:14:59.040 --> 00:15:01.910 align:start position:0% it's so hard if only there was another pony<00:14:59.680> besides<00:15:00.120> Pinkie<00:15:00.519> Pie<00:15:00.880> and<00:15:01.040> Rarity<00:15:01.759> who 00:15:01.910 --> 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position:0% again welcome back to the real world Twilight<00:15:44.360> Sparkle<00:15:45.360> now<00:15:45.519> you're<00:15:45.759> just<00:15:45.959> another 00:15:46.350 --> 00:15:46.360 align:start position:0% Twilight Sparkle now you're just another 00:15:46.360 --> 00:15:48.550 align:start position:0% Twilight Sparkle now you're just another [ __ ]<00:15:47.040> oh<00:15:47.319> please<00:15:47.839> don't<00:15:48.079> tell<00:15:48.240> me<00:15:48.399> you're 00:15:48.550 --> 00:15:48.560 align:start position:0% [ __ ] oh please don't tell me you're 00:15:48.560 --> 00:15:51.590 align:start position:0% [ __ ] oh please don't tell me you're going<00:15:48.759> to<00:15:48.920> start<00:15:49.199> crying<00:15:50.199> but<00:15:50.399> my<00:15:50.560> wings<00:15:51.360> made 00:15:51.590 --> 00:15:51.600 align:start position:0% going to start crying but my wings made 00:15:51.600 --> 00:15:53.790 align:start position:0% going to start crying but my wings made you<00:15:51.800> 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being 00:15:59.470 --> 00:15:59.480 align:start position:0% fact now that you're back back to being 00:15:59.480 --> 00:16:02.230 align:start position:0% fact now that you're back back to being a<00:15:59.600> unicorn<00:16:00.319> it<00:16:00.480> might<00:16:00.680> be<00:16:00.800> a<00:16:00.920> Fair<00:16:01.279> competition 00:16:02.230 --> 00:16:02.240 align:start position:0% a unicorn it might be a Fair competition 00:16:02.240 --> 00:16:05.269 align:start position:0% a unicorn it might be a Fair competition a<00:16:02.399> competition<00:16:03.040> huh<00:16:03.639> Trixie<00:16:04.160> versus<00:16:04.519> Twilight 00:16:05.269 --> 00:16:05.279 align:start position:0% a competition huh Trixie versus Twilight 00:16:05.279 --> 00:16:07.509 align:start position:0% a competition huh Trixie versus Twilight unicorn<00:16:05.839> against<00:16:06.199> unicorn<00:16:06.720> as<00:16:06.839> it<00:16:07.040> was<00:16:07.240> always 00:16:07.509 --> 00:16:07.519 align:start position:0% unicorn against unicorn as it was always 00:16:07.519 --> 00:16:10.590 align:start position:0% unicorn against unicorn as it was always meant<00:16:07.759> to<00:16:08.000> be<00:16:09.000> Trixie<00:16:09.959> are<00:16:10.079> you<00:16:10.240> trying<00:16:10.480> to 00:16:10.590 --> 00:16:10.600 align:start position:0% meant to be Trixie are you trying to 00:16:10.600 --> 00:16:13.269 align:start position:0% meant to be Trixie are you trying to cheer<00:16:10.880> me<00:16:11.079> up<00:16:11.680> don't<00:16:12.000> get<00:16:12.160> the<00:16:12.319> wrong<00:16:12.600> idea 00:16:13.269 --> 00:16:13.279 align:start position:0% cheer me up don't get the wrong idea 00:16:13.279 --> 00:16:15.309 align:start position:0% cheer me up don't get the wrong idea Trixie<00:16:13.800> simply<00:16:14.199> cannot<00:16:14.560> have<00:16:14.680> her<00:16:14.959> greatest 00:16:15.309 --> 00:16:15.319 align:start position:0% Trixie simply cannot have her greatest 00:16:15.319 --> 00:16:17.910 align:start position:0% Trixie simply cannot have her greatest rival<00:16:15.639> moping<00:16:16.040> about<00:16:16.399> in<00:16:16.519> a<00:16:16.720> public<00:16:17.040> bathroom 00:16:17.910 --> 00:16:17.920 align:start position:0% rival moping about in a public bathroom 00:16:17.920 --> 00:16:19.829 align:start position:0% rival moping about in a public bathroom it<00:16:18.040> would<00:16:18.199> be<00:16:18.319> a<00:16:18.480> waste<00:16:18.680> of<00:16:18.839> Trixie's<00:16:19.440> time<00:16:19.720> if 00:16:19.829 --> 00:16:19.839 align:start position:0% it would be a waste of Trixie's time if 00:16:19.839 --> 00:16:22.110 align:start position:0% it would be a waste of Trixie's time if you<00:16:19.959> weren't<00:16:20.199> at<00:16:20.360> your<00:16:20.519> best<00:16:21.120> not<00:16:21.600> not<00:16:21.880> because 00:16:22.110 --> 00:16:22.120 align:start position:0% you weren't at your best not not because 00:16:22.120 --> 00:16:25.590 align:start position:0% you weren't at your best not not because I<00:16:22.279> like<00:16:22.480> you<00:16:22.680> or<00:16:22.959> anything<00:16:23.920> of<00:16:24.160> course<00:16:25.120> well<00:16:25.480> if 00:16:25.590 --> 00:16:25.600 align:start position:0% I like you or anything of course well if 00:16:25.600 --> 00:16:27.430 align:start position:0% I like you or anything of course well if there's<00:16:25.880> nothing<00:16:26.199> else<00:16:26.759> I'd<00:16:26.920> say<00:16:27.120> you<00:16:27.279> look 00:16:27.430 --> 00:16:27.440 align:start position:0% there's nothing else I'd say you look 00:16:27.440 --> 00:16:28.990 align:start position:0% there's nothing else I'd say you look more<00:16:27.680> aesthetically<00:16:28.240> pleasing<00:16:28.639> as<00:16:28.759> a<00:16:28.920> the 00:16:28.990 --> 00:16:29.000 align:start position:0% more aesthetically pleasing as a the 00:16:29.000 --> 00:16:30.230 align:start position:0% more aesthetically pleasing as a the Unicorn 00:16:30.230 --> 00:16:30.240 align:start position:0% Unicorn 00:16:30.240 --> 00:16:32.790 align:start position:0% Unicorn anyway<00:16:31.240> those<00:16:31.440> wings<00:16:31.800> looked<00:16:32.079> so<00:16:32.319> wrong<00:16:32.600> to 00:16:32.790 --> 00:16:32.800 align:start position:0% anyway those wings looked so wrong to 00:16:32.800 --> 00:16:34.870 align:start position:0% anyway those wings looked so wrong to begin<00:16:33.160> with<00:16:33.639> like<00:16:33.880> females<00:16:34.440> in<00:16:34.639> high 00:16:34.870 --> 00:16:34.880 align:start position:0% begin with like females in high 00:16:34.880 --> 00:16:37.870 align:start position:0% begin with like females in high positions<00:16:35.279> of<00:16:35.920> power<00:16:36.920> Trixie<00:16:37.360> shall<00:16:37.560> be<00:16:37.720> on 00:16:37.870 --> 00:16:37.880 align:start position:0% positions of power Trixie shall be on 00:16:37.880 --> 00:16:40.590 align:start position:0% positions of power Trixie shall be on her<00:16:38.079> way<00:16:38.600> God<00:16:38.839> her<00:16:39.079> ass<00:16:39.360> is<00:16:39.560> so<00:16:39.880> big<00:16:40.360> she's 00:16:40.590 --> 00:16:40.600 align:start position:0% her way God her ass is so big she's 00:16:40.600 --> 00:16:42.829 align:start position:0% her way God her ass is so big she's shaped<00:16:41.000> like<00:16:41.120> a<00:16:41.279> peanut<00:16:41.720> do<00:16:41.959> try<00:16:42.279> and<00:16:42.480> enjoy 00:16:42.829 --> 00:16:42.839 align:start position:0% shaped like a peanut do try and enjoy 00:16:42.839 --> 00:16:48.110 align:start position:0% shaped like a peanut do try and enjoy the<00:16:42.959> convention<00:16:43.720> for<00:16:43.959> what<00:16:44.120> it's 00:16:48.110 --> 00:16:48.120 align:start position:0% 00:16:48.120 --> 00:16:51.150 align:start position:0% worth<00:16:49.120> Twilight<00:16:49.600> my<00:16:49.800> little<00:16:50.040> grape<00:16:50.680> you<00:16:50.839> look 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it's like someone 00:17:06.319 --> 00:17:08.069 align:start position:0% of toilet paper haha it's like someone is<00:17:06.480> stealing<00:17:06.919> them<00:17:07.079> as<00:17:07.240> some<00:17:07.439> silly<00:17:07.760> little 00:17:08.069 --> 00:17:08.079 align:start position:0% is stealing them as some silly little 00:17:08.079 --> 00:17:10.549 align:start position:0% is stealing them as some silly little prank<00:17:08.839> so<00:17:09.079> ponies<00:17:09.520> have<00:17:09.640> to<00:17:09.799> walk<00:17:10.039> around<00:17:10.360> with 00:17:10.549 --> 00:17:10.559 align:start position:0% prank so ponies have to walk around with 00:17:10.559 --> 00:17:13.150 align:start position:0% prank so ponies have to walk around with big<00:17:10.760> poopy<00:17:11.160> butts<00:17:12.039> now<00:17:12.240> bend<00:17:12.520> over<00:17:12.720> and<00:17:12.919> open 00:17:13.150 --> 00:17:13.160 align:start position:0% big poopy butts now bend over and open 00:17:13.160 --> 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position:0% well I've been feeling something for some<00:17:21.280> pony<00:17:21.880> but<00:17:22.039> I'm<00:17:22.199> not<00:17:22.360> sure<00:17:22.640> what<00:17:22.760> to<00:17:22.959> do<00:17:23.640> I 00:17:23.710 --> 00:17:23.720 align:start position:0% some pony but I'm not sure what to do I 00:17:23.720 --> 00:17:25.710 align:start position:0% some pony but I'm not sure what to do I thought<00:17:23.919> you<00:17:24.079> could<00:17:24.280> give<00:17:24.400> me<00:17:24.559> some<00:17:24.799> advice 00:17:25.710 --> 00:17:25.720 align:start position:0% thought you could give me some advice 00:17:25.720 --> 00:17:29.630 align:start position:0% thought you could give me some advice trye<00:17:26.400> has<00:17:26.520> a<00:17:26.760> crush<00:17:27.640> I<00:17:27.760> do<00:17:28.000> not<00:17:28.919> oh<00:17:29.120> Twilight 00:17:29.630 --> 00:17:29.640 align:start position:0% trye has a crush I do not oh Twilight 00:17:29.640 --> 00:17:31.909 align:start position:0% trye has a crush I do not oh Twilight this<00:17:29.760> is<00:17:30.000> most<00:17:30.360> wonderful<00:17:31.360> who<00:17:31.520> is<00:17:31.720> this 00:17:31.909 --> 00:17:31.919 align:start position:0% this is most wonderful who is this 00:17:31.919 --> 00:17:35.070 align:start position:0% this is most wonderful who is this mysterious<00:17:32.559> stallion<00:17:33.480> is<00:17:33.600> it<00:17:33.760> someone<00:17:34.120> I<00:17:34.240> know 00:17:35.070 --> 00:17:35.080 align:start position:0% mysterious stallion is it someone I know 00:17:35.080 --> 00:17:36.990 align:start position:0% mysterious stallion is it someone I know note<00:17:35.400> how<00:17:35.559> I<00:17:35.720> clarified<00:17:36.280> that<00:17:36.440> is<00:17:36.600> is<00:17:36.760> a 00:17:36.990 --> 00:17:37.000 align:start position:0% note how I clarified that is is a 00:17:37.000 --> 00:17:39.230 align:start position:0% note how I clarified that is is a stallion<00:17:37.880> 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God<00:18:02.400> Twilight 00:18:02.909 --> 00:18:02.919 align:start position:0% heart be your compass oh my God Twilight 00:18:02.919 --> 00:18:05.630 align:start position:0% heart be your compass oh my God Twilight Sparkle<00:18:03.640> has<00:18:03.799> the<00:18:03.960> hearts<00:18:04.320> for<00:18:04.559> my<00:18:04.799> sister<00:18:05.400> go 00:18:05.630 --> 00:18:05.640 align:start position:0% Sparkle has the hearts for my sister go 00:18:05.640 --> 00:18:09.029 align:start position:0% Sparkle has the hearts for my sister go away<00:18:06.000> you<00:18:06.200> gross<00:18:06.919> [ __ ]<00:18:07.919> Sweetie<00:18:08.320> Bell<00:18:08.600> stop 00:18:09.029 --> 00:18:09.039 align:start position:0% away you gross [ __ ] Sweetie Bell stop 00:18:09.039 --> 00:18:11.270 align:start position:0% away you gross [ __ ] Sweetie Bell stop Twilight<00:18:09.559> already<00:18:09.880> knows<00:18:10.200> I<00:18:10.320> am<00:18:10.520> violently 00:18:11.270 --> 00:18:11.280 align:start position:0% Twilight already knows I am violently 00:18:11.280 --> 00:18:13.830 align:start position:0% Twilight already knows I am violently homophobic<00:18:12.280> so<00:18:12.480> if<00:18:12.679> such<00:18:13.000> Acquisitions<00:18:13.679> came 00:18:13.830 --> 00:18:13.840 align:start position:0% homophobic so if such Acquisitions came 00:18:13.840 --> 00:18:16.830 align:start position:0% homophobic so if such Acquisitions came to<00:18:14.080> light<00:18:14.360> I<00:18:14.440> would<00:18:14.640> kill<00:18:14.960> her<00:18:15.559> right<00:18:15.840> Twilight 00:18:16.830 --> 00:18:16.840 align:start position:0% to light I would kill her right Twilight 00:18:16.840 --> 00:18:20.350 align:start position:0% to light I would kill her right Twilight I<00:18:16.960> know<00:18:17.120> you're<00:18:17.320> not<00:18:17.520> some<00:18:17.799> [ __ ]<00:18:18.200> ass<00:18:18.480> [ __ ] 00:18:20.350 --> 00:18:20.360 align:start position:0% I know you're not some [ 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position:0% five oh wow ever Pony is already 00:18:51.679 --> 00:18:53.070 align:start position:0% five oh wow ever Pony is already worshiping<00:18:52.159> the<00:18:52.320> Great 00:18:53.070 --> 00:18:53.080 align:start position:0% worshiping the Great 00:18:53.080 --> 00:18:55.830 align:start position:0% worshiping the Great Horn<00:18:54.080> let's<00:18:54.320> hurry<00:18:54.600> and<00:18:54.799> find<00:18:55.000> a<00:18:55.200> spot<00:18:55.600> before 00:18:55.830 --> 00:18:55.840 align:start position:0% Horn let's hurry and find a spot before 00:18:55.840 --> 00:18:58.590 align:start position:0% Horn let's hurry and find a spot before the<00:18:56.000> good<00:18:56.200> seats<00:18:56.600> are<00:18:56.919> taken<00:18:57.919> Rarity<00:18:58.360> what<00:18:58.480> is 00:18:58.590 --> 00:18:58.600 align:start position:0% the good seats are taken Rarity what is 00:18:58.600 --> 00:19:00.630 align:start position:0% the good seats are taken Rarity what is 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equal<00:19:54.440> is 00:19:54.590 --> 00:19:54.600 align:start position:0% but one thing that does make us equal is 00:19:54.600 --> 00:19:57.149 align:start position:0% but one thing that does make us equal is that<00:19:54.760> we<00:19:54.919> all<00:19:55.200> have<00:19:55.440> horns<00:19:56.440> which<00:19:56.640> mine<00:19:56.880> horn 00:19:57.149 --> 00:19:57.159 align:start position:0% that we all have horns which mine horn 00:19:57.159 --> 00:19:59.230 align:start position:0% that we all have horns which mine horn is<00:19:57.320> still<00:19:57.520> bigger<00:19:57.840> than<00:19:58.000> all<00:19:58.159> of<00:19:58.280> yours 00:19:59.230 --> 00:19:59.240 align:start position:0% is still bigger than all of yours 00:19:59.240 --> 00:20:01.310 align:start position:0% is still bigger than all of yours but<00:19:59.440> that<00:19:59.559> is<00:19:59.720> to<00:20:00.000> be<00:20:00.280> expected<00:20:00.799> because<00:20:01.080> I'm 00:20:01.310 --> 00:20:01.320 align:start position:0% but that is to be expected because I'm 00:20:01.320 --> 00:20:03.669 align:start position:0% but that is to be expected because I'm just<00:20:01.559> better<00:20:02.400> so<00:20:02.600> let<00:20:02.720> us<00:20:02.919> take<00:20:03.159> this<00:20:03.320> moment 00:20:03.669 --> 00:20:03.679 align:start position:0% just better so let us take this moment 00:20:03.679 --> 00:20:06.270 align:start position:0% just better so let us take this moment and<00:20:03.919> give<00:20:04.400> thanks<00:20:05.400> because<00:20:05.679> it's<00:20:05.880> thanks<00:20:06.120> to 00:20:06.270 --> 00:20:06.280 align:start position:0% and give thanks because it's thanks to 00:20:06.280 --> 00:20:08.310 align:start position:0% and give thanks because it's thanks to these<00:20:06.400> horns<00:20:06.880> that<00:20:07.000> unicorns<00:20:07.640> continue<00:20:08.039> to<00:20:08.159> be 00:20:08.310 --> 00:20:08.320 align:start position:0% these horns that unicorns 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align:start position:0% want apple juice where's my little [ __ ] hurry<00:20:16.640> up<00:20:16.799> and<00:20:16.919> bring<00:20:17.120> me<00:20:17.280> my<00:20:17.440> apple<00:20:17.679> juice<00:20:17.960> so 00:20:18.110 --> 00:20:18.120 align:start position:0% hurry up and bring me my apple juice so 00:20:18.120 --> 00:20:19.310 align:start position:0% hurry up and bring me my apple juice so I<00:20:18.200> can<00:20:18.360> go 00:20:19.310 --> 00:20:19.320 align:start position:0% I can go 00:20:19.320 --> 00:20:22.110 align:start position:0% I can go home<00:20:20.320> Twilight<00:20:21.240> isn't<00:20:21.520> that<00:20:21.640> your<00:20:21.799> brother 00:20:22.110 --> 00:20:22.120 align:start position:0% home Twilight isn't that your brother 00:20:22.120 --> 00:20:25.470 align:start position:0% home Twilight isn't that your brother shining<00:20:22.480> armor<00:20:22.840> on<00:20:23.360> stage<00:20:24.360> hey<00:20:24.520> it<00:20:24.679> is<00:20:25.320> why 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position:0% keep this from you any longer my brother 00:25:58.919 --> 00:26:00.669 align:start position:0% keep this from you any longer my brother has<00:25:59.039> been<00:25:59.200> cheating<00:25:59.600> on<00:25:59.799> you<00:26:00.159> with<00:26:00.360> Prince 00:26:00.669 --> 00:26:00.679 align:start position:0% has been cheating on you with Prince 00:26:00.679 --> 00:26:04.710 align:start position:0% has been cheating on you with Prince Blue 00:26:04.710 --> 00:26:04.720 align:start position:0% 00:26:04.720 --> 00:26:08.110 align:start position:0% Blood<00:26:05.720> what<00:26:06.399> no<00:26:06.640> that<00:26:06.840> can't<00:26:07.120> be<00:26:07.320> true<00:26:07.919> he's 00:26:08.110 --> 00:26:08.120 align:start position:0% Blood what no that can't be true he's 00:26:08.120 --> 00:26:10.710 align:start position:0% Blood what no that can't be true he's the<00:26:08.279> love<00:26:08.520> of<00:26:08.720> my<00:26:09.000> life<00:26:09.480> Shining<00:26:09.880> 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shut you bunch of nosy blabber mouths uh 00:27:34.080 --> 00:27:36.909 align:start position:0% shut you bunch of nosy blabber mouths uh excuse<00:27:34.480> me<00:27:34.880> you<00:27:35.039> can't<00:27:35.320> hit<00:27:35.480> me<00:27:35.919> I'm<00:27:36.039> a 00:27:36.909 --> 00:27:36.919 align:start position:0% excuse me you can't hit me I'm a 00:27:36.919 --> 00:27:39.230 align:start position:0% excuse me you can't hit me I'm a woman<00:27:37.919> after<00:27:38.240> everything<00:27:38.640> we've<00:27:38.840> done 00:27:39.230 --> 00:27:39.240 align:start position:0% woman after everything we've done 00:27:39.240 --> 00:27:42.350 align:start position:0% woman after everything we've done together<00:27:39.840> you<00:27:40.000> do<00:27:40.279> this<00:27:40.399> to<00:27:40.600> me<00:27:41.320> how<00:27:41.559> could<00:27:41.760> you 00:27:42.350 --> 00:27:42.360 align:start position:0% together you do this to me how could you 00:27:42.360 --> 00:27:44.990 align:start position:0% together you do this to me how could you no<00:27:42.960> how<00:27:43.159> could<00:27:43.360> you<00:27:43.960> how<00:27:44.159> could<00:27:44.320> you<00:27:44.519> expect<00:27:44.840> me 00:27:44.990 --> 00:27:45.000 align:start position:0% no how could you how could you expect me 00:27:45.000 --> 00:27:47.590 align:start position:0% no how could you how could you expect me to<00:27:45.200> stay<00:27:45.600> when<00:27:45.760> you<00:27:46.000> provide<00:27:46.360> me<00:27:46.559> with<00:27:46.799> nothing 00:27:47.590 --> 00:27:47.600 align:start position:0% to stay when you provide me with nothing 00:27:47.600 --> 00:27:50.070 align:start position:0% to stay when you provide me with nothing Prince<00:27:47.919> blue<00:27:48.200> blood<00:27:48.559> has<00:27:48.679> a<00:27:48.799> limo<00:27:49.600> what<00:27:49.679> do<00:27:49.840> you 00:27:50.070 --> 00:27:50.080 align:start position:0% Prince blue blood has a limo what do you 00:27:50.080 --> 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position:0% pillow or something I should have known this<00:27:59.360> marriage<00:27:59.720> was<00:27:59.880> doomed<00:28:00.320> from<00:28:00.480> the<00:28:00.679> start 00:28:01.389 --> 00:28:01.399 align:start position:0% this marriage was doomed from the start 00:28:01.399 --> 00:28:03.190 align:start position:0% this marriage was doomed from the start when<00:28:01.559> you<00:28:01.720> called<00:28:01.960> me<00:28:02.120> an<00:28:02.279> ugly<00:28:02.640> [ __ ]<00:28:02.880> on<00:28:03.039> our 00:28:03.190 --> 00:28:03.200 align:start position:0% when you called me an ugly [ __ ] on our 00:28:03.200 --> 00:28:05.430 align:start position:0% when you called me an ugly [ __ ] on our wedding<00:28:03.559> day<00:28:04.200> and<00:28:04.399> instead<00:28:04.679> of<00:28:04.880> coming<00:28:05.080> to<00:28:05.240> our 00:28:05.430 --> 00:28:05.440 align:start position:0% wedding day and instead of coming to our 00:28:05.440 --> 00:28:07.590 align:start position:0% wedding day and instead of coming to our honeymoon<00:28:06.000> you<00:28:06.200> went<00:28:06.360> to<00:28:06.519> Blue<00:28:06.760> blood's<00:28:07.120> beach 00:28:07.590 --> 00:28:07.600 align:start position:0% honeymoon you went to Blue blood's beach 00:28:07.600 --> 00:28:10.310 align:start position:0% honeymoon you went to Blue blood's beach house<00:28:08.600> you<00:28:08.760> know<00:28:09.000> what<00:28:09.480> let's<00:28:09.679> put<00:28:09.840> an<00:28:09.960> end<00:28:10.120> to 00:28:10.310 --> 00:28:10.320 align:start position:0% house you know what let's put an end to 00:28:10.320 --> 00:28:12.029 align:start position:0% house you know what let's put an end to this<00:28:10.519> once<00:28:10.720> and<00:28:10.880> for<00:28:11.080> all<00:28:11.480> which<00:28:11.600> one<00:28:11.760> of<00:28:11.840> you 00:28:12.029 --> 00:28:12.039 align:start position:0% this once and for all which one of you 00:28:12.039 --> 00:28:16.590 align:start position:0% this once and for all which one of you has<00:28:12.240> more<00:28:12.559> money<00:28:13.559> I'll<00:28:13.679> be<00:28:13.840> waiting<00:28:14.159> in<00:28:14.279> My 00:28:16.590 --> 00:28:16.600 align:start position:0% 00:28:16.600 --> 00:28:20.029 align:start position:0% Limo<00:28:17.600> I'm<00:28:17.799> sorry<00:28:18.200> Cadence<00:28:18.919> I<00:28:19.000> wanted<00:28:19.320> to<00:28:19.519> help 00:28:20.029 --> 00:28:20.039 align:start position:0% Limo I'm sorry Cadence I wanted to help 00:28:20.039 --> 00:28:22.149 align:start position:0% Limo I'm sorry Cadence I wanted to help but<00:28:20.200> I<00:28:20.360> guess<00:28:20.480> it<00:28:20.679> backfired<00:28:21.640> you<00:28:21.840> have 00:28:22.149 --> 00:28:22.159 align:start position:0% but I guess it backfired you have 00:28:22.159 --> 00:28:25.630 align:start position:0% but I guess it backfired you have nothing<00:28:22.480> to<00:28:22.760> apologize<00:28:23.360> for<00:28:24.200> I'm<00:28:24.519> 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