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position:0% hair for my family's heartwarming day party<00:14:12.920> are<00:14:13.040> you<00:14:13.240> really<00:14:13.440> going<00:14:13.560> to<00:14:13.720> make<00:14:13.880> me 00:14:14.030 --> 00:14:14.040 align:start position:0% party are you really going to make me 00:14:14.040 --> 00:14:16.430 align:start position:0% party are you really going to make me look<00:14:14.199> as<00:14:14.399> beautiful<00:14:14.759> as<00:14:14.920> Star<00:14:15.279> song<00:14:16.000> not<00:14:16.199> even 00:14:16.430 --> 00:14:16.440 align:start position:0% look as beautiful as Star song not even 00:14:16.440 --> 00:14:18.110 align:start position:0% look as beautiful as Star song not even close<00:14:16.720> you<00:14:16.880> ugly<00:14:17.279> [ __ ]<00:14:17.639> but<00:14:17.759> we're<00:14:17.880> going<00:14:18.000> to 00:14:18.110 --> 00:14:18.120 align:start position:0% close you ugly [ __ ] but we're going to 00:14:18.120 --> 00:14:20.910 align:start position:0% close you ugly [ 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position:0% thought you came here to visit us 00:14:37.199 --> 00:14:39.430 align:start position:0% thought you came here to visit us Rainbow<00:14:37.759> Dash<00:14:38.440> visit<00:14:38.720> any<00:14:38.959> Pony<00:14:39.279> on 00:14:39.430 --> 00:14:39.440 align:start position:0% Rainbow Dash visit any Pony on 00:14:39.440 --> 00:14:41.389 align:start position:0% Rainbow Dash visit any Pony on heartwarming<00:14:40.199> day<00:14:40.600> please<00:14:40.880> she<00:14:41.079> came<00:14:41.240> to 00:14:41.389 --> 00:14:41.399 align:start position:0% heartwarming day please she came to 00:14:41.399 --> 00:14:43.550 align:start position:0% heartwarming day please she came to Manhattan<00:14:42.000> to<00:14:42.199> hide<00:14:42.519> like<00:14:42.680> every<00:14:42.920> pony<00:14:43.240> does 00:14:43.550 --> 00:14:43.560 align:start position:0% Manhattan to hide like every pony does 00:14:43.560 --> 00:14:45.749 align:start position:0% Manhattan to hide like every pony does 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align:start position:0% say so I would be a [ __ ] [ __ ] to turn<00:27:39.320> down<00:27:39.480> an<00:27:39.679> offer<00:27:40.120> like<00:27:40.399> that<00:27:41.159> Derpy<00:27:42.039> I'm 00:27:42.269 --> 00:27:42.279 align:start position:0% turn down an offer like that Derpy I'm 00:27:42.279 --> 00:27:44.950 align:start position:0% turn down an offer like that Derpy I'm so<00:27:42.600> sorry<00:27:42.960> for<00:27:43.320> acting<00:27:43.760> even<00:27:44.039> more<00:27:44.399> mentally 00:27:44.950 --> 00:27:44.960 align:start position:0% so sorry for acting even more mentally 00:27:44.960 --> 00:27:47.870 align:start position:0% so sorry for acting even more mentally handicapped<00:27:45.679> than<00:27:45.880> usual<00:27:46.320> today<00:27:47.200> I<00:27:47.320> feel<00:27:47.640> like 00:27:47.870 --> 00:27:47.880 align:start position:0% handicapped than usual today I feel like 00:27:47.880 --> 00:27:49.870 align:start position:0% handicapped than usual today I 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