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Language: en

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Skrattar du, (Translation: You laugh)

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Förlorar du (Translation: You lose)

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*maniacal laughter*

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[ EVIL POODIEPIE ]

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SKRATTAR DU (Translation: You laugh)

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FÖRLORAR DU (Translation: You lose)

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*slapp*

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MANNEN!!!!! (Translation: DUDE!)

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[ chair-sound-effect.mp3 ]

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[Swedish] The rules...

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...stuck

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[Swedish] The rules are simple, let's go everyone!

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*clap clap*

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SoMeBoDy ToUcHeD mY sPaGgHeTtE

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[ Laugh ] God damn it

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Is that real? It can't be real

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SoMeBoDy ToUcH-a mY SpAgHeTte

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Look at the child, just pure shock, "No. Who touched my father's spaghett? It wasn't me"

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A-somebody touched my spaghette!

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SpaGHETte!

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This is literally Marzia every time she cooks pasta...

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...and I just want to try out if it's al dente' or not.

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She comes in...

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S O M E B O D Y   T O U C H A   M Y   S P A G H E T T E

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Don't mess with the Italians, and their S P A G H E T T E

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Good start! Good start! Okay, well- well played. Well played.

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Still haven't SKRATTADE

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But we can keep going

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"Motherfuckers are gonna kill all my lillies!"

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"Hi squidward! Wanna play?"

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*BANGBANG* *spongebob screaming*

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I did not skrattar. I did not

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"You motherfuckers are gonna kill all my lillies!"

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"Hi squidward! Wanna play?"

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*BANG BANG* *spongebob screams*

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Oh my god. I wish that was me because I hate SpongeBob's memes. If you ever post a SpongeBob meme to me

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Let's just say

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I have a dark side that you don't want to see

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"Hey officer, would you like to buy some marijuana?" -Police: i gotta go

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"I'm thinking maybe $40." "Give me the bag." "Hey hey"

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"What's in your hands?" "There's nothing in my hands." "What's in your hands?"

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"Nothing I swear." "Open your hands." "All right..."

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"Oh, what are you a comedian?" "Actually officer, I'm a magician"

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"Okay up against the wall Houdini you hiding something?" "In a matter of speaking..." "You hiding something?"

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"Possibly."

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"Oh, we got something here"

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"Okay listen, I'm gonna give you one chance."

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You know this is fake because if it was a real cop

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He would have shot him straight away. Am I right everybody? police are brutal

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Answer this poll what you think about this issue. Thank you

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"chemtrails" *sobbing*

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"the distance to tyrants is obedience to god"

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"chemtrails" *sobbing*

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"gaybombs"

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"yep.. thats it.."

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"chemtrails"

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"hey guys dopdiddle-"

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"i'm the frikkin frogs gay "

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"then again you say uh.. frikkin gods gay"

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"gay bombs"

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"its a gay bomb baby"

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"chemtrails"

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"thats it.."

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That's it. That's it - [swedish? I'm swedish and can't understand him at this point]

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Uhh, I dunno man, that scream was weak, add-ehh sample the "EAHHEAGHA"

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That scream then I would skratta okay?

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Can we do that can we have a re-edit of that?

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Much better

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"I need someone

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To show me my place"

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No! Pause it! No! Goddamn it

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I do not support that message

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Whatever that was

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sexist

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misogynistic

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Disgusting doesn't belong anywhere on this channel. I just want to put my foot down right now. I'm putting it down

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you can't see it, I put- for this type of content don't like it.

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[Swedish] Shame on you!

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[Swedish] Shame on that meme!

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[Swedish] Thank you.

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[Swedish] No thanks...

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[Swedish] No thanks!

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[Swedish] Shame on you you meme!

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[Swedish] ???

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[Swedish accent] Meme...

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"Some guy wants to take a shit on you, too"

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"hahaha ewww"

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They were recording that goddamn

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"Yeah, I don't think that's good for you"

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"What do you mean I'm not eating it"

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"I still don't think it's good for you"

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"Why? I can poop on you and nothing is gonna happen"

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*WHATTHEFUCK*

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I think he's into it

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I mean she makes a valid point unless you have maybe like an open wound or maybe you

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Pee in any of the holes it really shouldn't have – poo, I mean – shouldn't have any effect on on you

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Disgusting yes, but okay

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100%

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🎵 Girl, I say, if only life would lean our way🎵

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🎵 Well, you and me, we'd run awa-🎵

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Goddamn it!

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Where is this even from?

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🎵 you and me, we'd run awa-🎵

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Poor ben poor ben everybody poor ben can we get a "#poorben" trending everybody

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"The bed okay." "No"

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"The bed okay." "Stop." "Yes?"

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"Hallway." "This is the living room"

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"Hallway." "This is the living room"

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"Hallway please."

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"The bedroom okay"

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"WOW! Stop"

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"I am stopped"

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"Hallway"

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"The living room, okay"

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"Stop" "yes"

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"Hallway"

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"The living area oka-"

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"Stahpp"

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"yes"

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"Are you fucking with me?"

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"The bedroom okay" "..stop"

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Eyyyy HuYehUEEHeEh

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Nah. Okay alright okay

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Kid: Uncle you better come look at this..

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Uncle: wut?

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"There's a white man standing in the street"

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"I've seen one"

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"Not like this"

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Felix: Oh no (Pù$$y)

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Oh, no

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aghh noooo

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"Dial 911."

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"Tell the police to get up here quick. Somebody is about to get killed."

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Next-meHuhhe meme tok

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(Laughs) lol goddamn it

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We have self-driving cars, but what if car could drive car

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Think about that (vsauce: that's pretty good ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ )

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Heyyyy, It's me

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*wheezes*

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Yes

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The good old days. Wish we could turn back time to the good old day

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No not moustache man. Not caveman. Name a more iconic duo. I'll wait. I'll wait

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Hi Felix. Okay great. What do we got?

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Please be YouTube friendly

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Oh, oh, oh! Oh shit! OHHH SHIT

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no...

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Ha ha ha hah! oh my god, oh my gah! get cucked boy, that's right

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excellent

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Even flew to the other side Jesus Christ that was amazing

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"Nathan Drake that two-bit thief"

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"Risking it all for some piece of treasure"

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"I guess that's how they know me."

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"Well.. they'll.. remember me"

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Nathan Drake- "That's not who I am"

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Ughhh what happened to you Nathan Drake? "product not yet rated*"

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Where did it go wrong?

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There are a lot of Christians in Texas so anybody want to explain your God doing this?

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oh my god Jesus Christ

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Hey, we all post the same meme we're like part of a group a unity

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It's so warming to see

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[Swedish] It makes me so happy and warm

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[Swedish] and cozy

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[Swedish] Yeah...so nice

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[in video] Hey, this is library

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OH! yeahhh! hahaha

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Hey hey hey heyy. This is rai- Oh thats racist. This is library.

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Not all heroes wear capes

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Somewhere just a shirt and glasses and generic haircut.

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This is rai-. I can't do it non-racist. This.. it's not fair

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Why can't I..? This is library!

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[Swedish] This is library!

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[Swedish] Hello? Hello?!

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[Swedish] Excuse me! This is library!

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Hey hey library hey, hey, this is library

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Hey, it's me again

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[in video] You can also slap an opponent with an open hand

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block by raising your arms

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hey hey hey no!

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*hah*

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[in video] You got nice... thighs"

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"if I massage you.. will you stop.."

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"will you stop hurting me?"

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"oh? you don't like that? huh?"

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*the sounds of physical effort*

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I slap your knee

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ugh! yarghh! hah!

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haha! huehehehehe!

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Works every time baby-

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Its that weird meta shit laughing at your.. ugh..

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I don't know I feel strange. I feel strange.

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That was it for me for now

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Did you skrattar (laugh) or did you förlorar (lose)?

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Leave an answer on the poll and I will see you in the next..

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episode

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*initiate chair action*

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Skrattar du, förlorar du?? (Did you laugh or did you lose?)

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*quietly* mannen (dude)