WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.280 --> 00:00:03.140 UUAAAAAHHHHH (uh oh, there playing the drums music in the background) 00:00:03.140 --> 00:00:04.500 YOU LAUGH 00:00:05.000 --> 00:00:06.620 YOU LOSE 00:00:06.700 --> 00:00:07.620 Mannen 00:00:07.620 --> 00:00:09.100 Hey, how are you? 00:00:09.100 --> 00:00:10.860 Welcome to You Laugh You Lose. 00:00:10.860 --> 00:00:18.260 YouTube's favorite show that never gets taken down and have any copyright issues or anything, it's a great idea of a show. 00:00:18.260 --> 00:00:20.040 Thank you. Thank you 00:00:20.260 --> 00:00:25.740 Let's begin, the rule is simple of course you laugh you lose 00:00:25.800 --> 00:00:27.120 LET'S 00:00:27.320 --> 00:00:27.820 GO 00:00:31.640 --> 00:00:32.140 oof 00:00:32.320 --> 00:00:33.180 I'm down 00:00:33.440 --> 00:00:34.880 Where's your friends, huh? 00:00:37.080 --> 00:00:38.900 Right there 00:00:41.040 --> 00:00:45.140 Good strong first clip very comedic timing 00:00:46.180 --> 00:00:46.680 OOOOOOOF 00:00:47.120 --> 00:00:47.820 I'm down. 00:00:48.000 --> 00:00:49.500 Where's your friends, huh? 00:00:52.860 --> 00:00:54.860 Where's your friends huh? 00:00:54.860 --> 00:00:56.860 I don't have any friends owait 00:00:56.860 --> 00:00:57.760 Thank you 00:00:57.760 --> 00:00:58.520 Right there (OOOOOOOF) 00:00:59.860 --> 00:01:00.400 PubG. 00:01:00.440 --> 00:01:04.980 Why are people still playing it god. I still play it too okay, moving on 00:01:05.880 --> 00:01:07.880 bald guy. White, scary eyes 00:01:07.960 --> 00:01:13.720 He was in a white button shirt and black trousers stay here. It's safe. I got this 00:01:15.180 --> 00:01:18.380 bald guy, white, scary eyes 00:01:21.000 --> 00:01:27.000 He was in a white button shirts and black trousers stay here. It's safe. I got this 00:01:29.280 --> 00:01:33.400 Stay here, it's safe. I got this genius 00:01:34.240 --> 00:01:39.320 Absolute madman stay here, it's safe stay here. It's safe 00:01:39.900 --> 00:01:43.400 The guys really like oh shit. He's right there. I'm out 00:01:44.140 --> 00:01:48.000 You stay here and die I ain't going down alright, hilarious so funny 00:01:48.220 --> 00:01:49.580 What else do we have? 00:01:49.580 --> 00:01:59.200 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 00:02:00.700 --> 00:02:01.800 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 00:02:01.930 --> 00:02:03.930 Okay all right 00:02:03.940 --> 00:02:06.800 Sure sure funny, and relatable. 00:02:07.260 --> 00:02:08.480 [Video:] "You ready for this, ready for this?" 00:02:09.320 --> 00:02:10.600 "You all ready for this?" 00:02:11.660 --> 00:02:13.040 *gets kicked for team killing* 00:02:14.580 --> 00:02:16.900 "You ready for this, ready for this?" 00:02:19.640 --> 00:02:21.640 Why are they walking in front of him 00:02:23.120 --> 00:02:29.200 Oh man that reminds me of this clip. That's like going viral right now. Let me see if I can find it, so ** funny. 00:02:29.480 --> 00:02:31.420 AH, Found it 00:02:42.460 --> 00:02:46.380 *choking* 00:03:02.440 --> 00:03:06.900 Listen it doesn't hurt that much like this little baby come on get outta here 00:03:13.080 --> 00:03:14.520 Everyones like WHAT! 00:03:16.120 --> 00:03:19.180 Friendly fire in FPS Lobby everyone 00:03:19.380 --> 00:03:20.960 *laughing* 00:03:22.060 --> 00:03:22.800 so good 00:03:23.460 --> 00:03:29.800 Little kids getting hurt, it should be such joy moving on 00:03:32.780 --> 00:03:33.280 oh 00:03:33.880 --> 00:03:34.380 oh 00:03:34.440 --> 00:03:36.380 [R.i.p. Headphone users] 00:03:58.200 --> 00:04:03.820 Cool that's cool, man, that's really cool. I want to try that flavor seems delicious 00:04:06.040 --> 00:04:08.040 it's like an illegal firework or some 00:04:08.040 --> 00:04:08.660 something like that 00:04:56.120 --> 00:04:56.620 GET DAH WATER 00:04:57.600 --> 00:04:58.100 GET DAH WATER 00:04:58.280 --> 00:05:04.880 Can't do the full joke but you get the idea about the water, it's funny like the water is going to do anything. That's hilarious 00:05:05.500 --> 00:05:08.700 You need at least a lot of water to extinguish 00:05:09.430 --> 00:05:12.359 The flame all right, what do we got? 00:05:15.520 --> 00:05:21.220 Good old without no sound oh, oh is he going to oh 00:05:21.800 --> 00:05:22.480 OH MAH GUD 00:05:22.920 --> 00:05:23.940 *laughing* 00:05:24.580 --> 00:05:29.700 That's some wrestle moves someone he said it is a wrestling la yeah, god damn 00:05:36.980 --> 00:05:42.060 You just got chatter out man - skadoosh g'day 00:05:42.060 --> 00:05:44.060 DO YU KNOW DE WAY [R.i.p. Headphone users] 00:05:51.480 --> 00:05:58.040 We're gonna let this one slide okay, this one gets a pass you've got a pass you got a way pass oh my god 00:05:58.050 --> 00:05:59.740 I've seen this one 00:05:59.740 --> 00:06:01.740 It's so weird 00:06:02.890 --> 00:06:05.520 Please don't touch. Please don't talk to him 00:06:06.670 --> 00:06:12.120 He's a service dog and you're distracting when you're talking to him sorry 00:06:14.580 --> 00:06:16.580 Thank you 00:06:22.180 --> 00:06:23.340 I don lik ur additud. 00:06:23.340 --> 00:06:23.840 WOOOOO 00:06:23.840 --> 00:06:24.400 f*k u 00:06:24.640 --> 00:06:25.140 PHHF 00:06:25.240 --> 00:06:25.740 AAHW!! 00:06:25.740 --> 00:06:27.080 Hope you die dude *OH* 00:06:29.100 --> 00:06:30.960 Oh 00:06:30.970 --> 00:06:32.970 Well, I don't like your attitude 00:06:33.190 --> 00:06:35.940 It is kind of annoying like even with Edgar 00:06:36.340 --> 00:06:40.640 It's hard to get anywhere cuz everyone wants to pet him because he's just so damn cute 00:06:41.220 --> 00:06:42.160 aren't you? little edgar 00:06:42.660 --> 00:06:47.420 Yes, that's right. I am so cute that everyone just wants to pet me all the time 00:06:47.460 --> 00:06:49.859 And we never get anywhere when we want to go outside 00:06:50.220 --> 00:06:56.910 Isn't that right pewds, and then you're saying don't pet him he's a service dog. Don't touch it. He's distracting 00:06:56.910 --> 00:06:58.910 How old are you now Edgar? 00:06:59.260 --> 00:07:03.520 Seven you're seven years old and why are you acting like a baby? 00:07:04.060 --> 00:07:05.320 *laughing* 00:07:07.000 --> 00:07:13.640 Next time I'm gonna get you if he try and cuddle my dog you're spreading germs okay, spreading your germs on my dog 00:07:14.350 --> 00:07:17.399 Right am I the only one thinking this. I'm not a germaphobe or anything 00:07:17.620 --> 00:07:23.519 It's more like you know what I'm gonna die want to kiss ng, and I don't want to kiss what your hands has been 00:07:23.520 --> 00:07:29.040 That's what's wrong right and everybody trying to rap the same style - I don't know who created if it was Future or Migos 00:07:29.040 --> 00:07:30.970 But all them sound the same 00:07:30.970 --> 00:07:33.080 Ticket to get to predictable diggity 00:07:48.680 --> 00:07:49.640 IT'S TIGHT MAN 00:07:54.040 --> 00:07:54.920 That was dope 00:07:55.560 --> 00:08:02.810 Snoop come on man get with the times man get with the youth the rap youth man the gucci gangs come on snoop 00:08:02.810 --> 00:08:05.299 huh oh great look at Schettino 00:08:05.840 --> 00:08:10.280 Skedaddle skedaddle skedaddle your ding dong is now uh? 00:08:11.780 --> 00:08:18.360 *laughing hard* 00:08:18.640 --> 00:08:19.140 UH 00:08:19.620 --> 00:08:20.120 UHUH 00:08:20.960 --> 00:08:21.460 UHU 00:08:22.000 --> 00:08:22.500 OOH 00:08:24.400 --> 00:08:28.000 Should we just give up and not monetize this one, and then be actually funny 00:08:28.340 --> 00:08:28.840 *laughing* 00:08:29.240 --> 00:08:35.100 Damn, that got me good man. Jesus Christ. I've seen this one. It is the most painful thing 00:08:35.640 --> 00:08:37.100 You'll ever watch 00:08:37.340 --> 00:08:39.340 This is a person doing standup 00:08:51.680 --> 00:08:56.340 Already already you know it's gonna. It's gonna be bad 00:08:56.900 --> 00:08:57.780 it's gonna be bad 00:09:11.180 --> 00:09:12.300 I 00:09:12.300 --> 00:09:17.419 Was taking a shower one day and asking raises. I was good to hearing a story when someone is 00:09:17.970 --> 00:09:20.839 Literally just doesn't seem like they're really 00:09:21.300 --> 00:09:27.649 Paying attention to what they're doing I know it's like it doesn't matter what their message is because they're just doing 00:09:28.320 --> 00:09:30.349 Something else you never feel that way 00:09:31.890 --> 00:09:38.569 Something I can't even remember what I stand ready for beside the worst member in the planet apparently um oh my god 00:09:38.750 --> 00:09:41.450 She has the worst memory on the planet 00:09:42.720 --> 00:09:44.720 That is crazy 00:09:45.150 --> 00:09:51.949 Right here, we are watching the worst memory of the planet person. That's crazy. That's crazy 00:10:00.900 --> 00:10:02.900 I prefer 00:10:03.360 --> 00:10:07.550 My underwear like fall under the doorway which is weird 00:10:08.520 --> 00:10:13.729 It's like just ancient under the doorway bit, and then she turned around me with like 00:10:19.590 --> 00:10:21.590 This is painful 00:10:22.080 --> 00:10:26.600 Remember what the heck was she smoking because whatever it was I gotta get her to quit fast 00:10:29.060 --> 00:10:30.360 Pewds: Don't look at it 00:10:32.300 --> 00:10:36.440 Call it, and you just feel like like a yeah. I thought we have to triple shots of espresso 00:10:37.020 --> 00:10:39.020 Is that a joke in there or somewhere? 00:10:39.900 --> 00:10:41.900 There must have been 00:10:42.080 --> 00:10:46.300 There must have been a joke it was a stand-up stand-ups have jokes 00:10:53.980 --> 00:10:55.980 is that the faucet making that noise? 00:11:00.260 --> 00:11:01.220 put on a shirt! 00:11:05.100 --> 00:11:07.420 what the hell is it with russians man? 00:11:09.480 --> 00:11:09.980 OH 00:11:11.740 --> 00:11:12.700 HELL YEAH MATE 00:11:15.020 --> 00:11:19.380 This video would have been great if I don't have to look at his man's nipple dangling up and down the whole time 00:11:19.739 --> 00:11:21.739 distracting - two points 00:11:24.800 --> 00:11:29.740 God this is one of those Bali Bollywood movies 00:11:44.000 --> 00:11:47.780 Are they gonna.... yeah they are ...okay 00:11:48.720 --> 00:11:49.480 *laughing* 00:11:51.080 --> 00:11:53.400 Great fantastic why not? 00:11:55.610 --> 00:11:58.570 The shield protects the fall of course oh yes 00:11:59.330 --> 00:12:05.499 So weird I kind of want to see this film. Why does Indians not to overgeneralize of course why do? 00:12:06.380 --> 00:12:08.380 people in the 00:12:08.690 --> 00:12:13.900 Eastern region filmmaking scene make such bad ass films come on look at this 00:12:14.000 --> 00:12:17.830 Why are Indian films just like anime recreate live anime action? 00:12:18.980 --> 00:12:21.380 Look at that shit man come on 00:12:23.860 --> 00:12:25.860 Incredible 00:12:33.100 --> 00:12:34.220 I love that clip so much 00:12:34.800 --> 00:12:35.300 It brings me so much joy 00:12:35.980 --> 00:12:38.320 This one is fucking brilliant look at this dude 00:12:39.500 --> 00:12:45.480 Come on, man. That's not how you use a ladder did no one tell you that no one tell this man 00:12:45.980 --> 00:12:46.640 ..how you use a ladder 00:12:47.500 --> 00:12:52.860 There has to be on purpose it has to be a joke just get on the ladder just get on top of the ladder, please 00:12:53.380 --> 00:12:58.140 Please get on top of the ladder. Oh he never gets oh you got it. He got it finally Wow 00:12:58.820 --> 00:13:04.959 That man sure knows how to use a ladder man dumb. What are you bro? I got to find the source to this 00:13:05.690 --> 00:13:11.229 He burned my patch. Oh, this is old. Oh the person recording shoots 00:13:11.230 --> 00:13:15.190 The kid because the kid had made a video of himself burning his old team patch 00:13:15.190 --> 00:13:21.909 But the guy recording who was on the team of the hoos patch was burned happened to recognize him the actions of the persons were 00:13:23.000 --> 00:13:29.260 Absolutely ridiculous and puts bad name to airsoft a little criticism and a burnt patch doesn't justify something like this aah fair enough 00:13:29.260 --> 00:13:32.500 He just forgot to disable friendly fire 00:13:33.500 --> 00:13:35.940 *laughing* 00:13:36.580 --> 00:13:44.000 If he's just a little kid right that he shouldn't be playing the game on that note we are going to end this episode 00:13:44.000 --> 00:13:44.500 of 00:13:45.040 --> 00:13:46.200 YOU LAUGH 00:13:46.200 --> 00:13:48.160 YOU LOSE 00:13:48.640 --> 00:13:49.620 MAAAAN 00:13:50.060 --> 00:13:55.920 Leave a like if you laughed and leave a like if you lost share this video with all your friends and have laughs together and 00:13:55.940 --> 00:13:59.520 Don't or don't check out new merch link in bio 00:13:59.720 --> 00:14:01.720 outro 00:14:11.390 --> 00:14:13.479 Shut up clock in and load up