WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:02.580 Hey guys, it's me PEEEEWWWDIIIPIEEE 00:00:02.580 --> 00:00:04.960 and it's Friday so you know what that means? ;)) 00:00:06.080 --> 00:00:08.500 FRADAY WITH POODIPIE 00:00:08.500 --> 00:00:12.080 (funny/troll noise) Switches to LWIAY Intro. 00:00:12.080 --> 00:00:15.980 *LWIAY intro* 00:00:16.100 --> 00:00:17.040 LWIAY!! 00:00:17.220 --> 00:00:20.220 Got your real bamboozle there, didn't you 00:00:20.220 --> 00:00:21.900 you thought it was fridays with pewdiepie 00:00:21.900 --> 00:00:22.820 LWIAY 00:00:23.040 --> 00:00:26.580 YouTube's favorite show that's right. Everybody. LWIAY 00:00:26.580 --> 00:00:28.940 πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘ 00:00:29.040 --> 00:00:32.160 Where you guys post a meme and I will review them 00:00:33.309 --> 00:00:34.719 prediction 00:00:34.719 --> 00:00:36.670 Let's see here 00:00:36.670 --> 00:00:39.480 outdated memes while commenting at me saying 00:00:39.480 --> 00:00:41.260 *high pitch felix* felix all the memes are dead... 00:00:41.440 --> 00:00:42.240 Shathefukhhuph 00:00:42.480 --> 00:00:44.380 Let's begin everybody I'm excited. 00:00:45.260 --> 00:00:48.860 I never understand the fetish of , ehh, whatever her name. What's her name 00:00:48.860 --> 00:00:49.640 Ally McBeal 00:00:49.820 --> 00:00:55.580 I never understood it. Okay. She's the kind of girl that's like top of the class, everyone loves and that 00:00:56.350 --> 00:00:58.350 you secretly want to 00:00:58.560 --> 00:01:01.480 Run a lawnmower over. You ever had a girl like that? 00:01:01.480 --> 00:01:03.220 Hey look, it's me everybody! 00:01:03.680 --> 00:01:07.180 Despacito two - hey, hey, Monica - yeah 00:01:07.780 --> 00:01:13.769 We got to do another one. We got to do another one. Wait what pewds merch are in making the news? 00:01:13.869 --> 00:01:19.319 What do you guys do? All right what did you steal? Dude, you got to remove the sticker. Don't be that guy 00:01:19.320 --> 00:01:22.139 That doesn't remove the sticker. That's a quite hairy 9 year old 00:01:23.040 --> 00:01:25.259 What's up, my 9 year olds? How's it going everybody? 00:01:25.360 --> 00:01:29.970 Hope you're enjoying this video so far, please join my giveaway where we're giving in the away this. 00:01:29.970 --> 00:01:31.549 Completely authentic 00:01:31.549 --> 00:01:37.479 All ya gotta do is like and comment 'I love nine-year-olds' and hit that Bell button and you're in hummingbird 00:01:38.659 --> 00:01:41.258 HMMMMingbird, that's right. The meme is still going 00:01:41.780 --> 00:01:47.559 You clearly spun it the wrong way, by the way, just it's supposed to go in the right direction of the body 00:01:47.799 --> 00:01:49.799 You won't twirl the opposite direction 00:01:49.840 --> 00:01:52.640 You dummy, meme correction *CLAP CLAP* 00:01:52.640 --> 00:01:54.360 Now do it again and do it right. 00:01:54.360 --> 00:01:56.360 What a nice weather we're having today 00:01:56.500 --> 00:01:58.500 *weird noise* 00:01:58.610 --> 00:02:02.709 Stupid mother nature ~errr~ Snap! Yes, this is going in my cringe compliation 00:02:04.429 --> 00:02:10.449 We need to do a PewDiePie, another PewDiePie cringe, Gloria Borger retired, but we still have these 00:02:11.030 --> 00:02:17.349 Brave journalist. That's right. The Pew News team does have a lot of employees after all we're a very broad 00:02:17.349 --> 00:02:18.019 *and also itsskylol* 00:02:18.019 --> 00:02:22.539 large news organization when a comeback hits you ten times harder 00:02:22.780 --> 00:02:28.900 You finally killed someone, well done to Brad. Last time you played the game, you nearly killed your effing career 00:02:29.000 --> 00:02:35.100 gg *super sad and dramatic music rip Brad* 00:02:36.680 --> 00:02:38.680 Well, at least I killed someone BaM 00:02:40.280 --> 00:02:44.769 India 3.5 million China 4.3 00:02:44.769 --> 00:02:46.769 *drinks* 00:02:46.850 --> 00:02:50.350 At teh reh teh reh teh ra army of nine-year-olds *good joke 10/10* 00:02:50.870 --> 00:02:56.139 All he had to do was put fortnite in the title. He finally understands the algorithm 00:02:56.140 --> 00:02:58.460 I found dame tu cosita in fortnite. 00:02:58.460 --> 00:02:59.860 Number one on trending!!! 00:02:59.860 --> 00:03:05.940 hawow what a weird coincidence out of all my videos, lil tay videos, blew up. Sorry 00:03:05.950 --> 00:03:07.950 Sorry for cussing guys. Oops, 00:03:08.480 --> 00:03:14.590 I just get really passionate about these things. Like the lil tay videos already has 7.2 million. Where is the trending!? 00:03:14.720 --> 00:03:19.720 Where is the trending? It doesn't make any sense. "imitation* We don't pick the trending guys we swear 00:03:23.370 --> 00:03:25.370 Yeah, all right 00:03:29.010 --> 00:03:31.640 And it's more earr rrapier 00:03:32.190 --> 00:03:38.539 All woman are queen if she streams Oh, I didn't see, he wrote streams 00:03:40.890 --> 00:03:46.550 She's a, I can't say that word I would never say that word because all woman are a queen 00:03:47.190 --> 00:03:50.209 Let's get - this is scare PewDiePie a season 3 intro 00:03:51.680 --> 00:03:53.160 oww, wish will never happen 00:03:53.680 --> 00:03:56.120 *poodiepie vs jacksepticoy* 00:03:56.580 --> 00:03:57.160 sad 00:03:57.480 --> 00:04:01.780 Let's make this corn a meme so pewds is disappointed. I'm not disappoint..ted 00:04:02.360 --> 00:04:05.980 This is the standard so I don't know what you guys are on about. 00:04:06.300 --> 00:04:08.520 Waiting for 63 million subs 00:04:08.520 --> 00:04:10.520 Oh ok, someone caught the moment 00:04:11.670 --> 00:04:13.670 Hey 00:04:14.100 --> 00:04:16.579 Whoa, you got an exact moment. That's dope 00:04:16.579 --> 00:04:18.500 Thank you guys so much for 00:04:18.500 --> 00:04:24.858 all the 63 million that are clearly all watching, thank you guys to all my 63 million 9 year olds 00:04:24.858 --> 00:04:25.680 *sniff* 00:04:25.680 --> 00:04:29.660 Really means a lot to have so many 9 year olds watching my channel 00:04:29.729 --> 00:04:34.770 It makes me so happy that I have this army of children 00:04:34.800 --> 00:04:41.150 I actually like the new PewDiePie more than the old PewDiePie. Well, I like NO pewdiepie 00:04:41.150 --> 00:04:46.910 So thank you very much for this garbage. I wonder what I did to enter hell haha 00:04:50.250 --> 00:04:53.500 Think the list is a little longer than that ehahaha 00:04:53.800 --> 00:04:57.120 Definitely worth it. Alinity, India, Vice 00:04:57.400 --> 00:04:59.120 Oh my god 00:04:59.729 --> 00:05:05.899 The list is just gonna keep growing. You know, what about Russians? when Pewds calls you a 9 year old 00:05:05.900 --> 00:05:09.840 But you turned 10 more than a month ago. That's literally impossible 00:05:10.140 --> 00:05:12.500 10 year olds go straight to ali-a, okay 00:05:13.050 --> 00:05:17.630 Petition for PewDiePie to make every meme into bonus meme. don't be ridiculous 00:05:17.630 --> 00:05:23.419 I wouldn't waste such precious valuable resources for nothing. Okay, fine. You know, what fine. ehaha 00:05:23.940 --> 00:05:27.679 Prefer the real Queen I said the real Queen 00:05:29.179 --> 00:05:30.710 ~perfection~ 00:05:30.710 --> 00:05:33.129 Aren't you proud Brad? Okay moving on 00:05:33.880 --> 00:05:37.260 Nice sign, but can you do this? But can you do tHiSs? 00:05:38.480 --> 00:05:43.120 *only 399 everybodeeh* 00:05:43.300 --> 00:05:50.500 No no no, how is this one still going, just let it go, guys Jesus Christ 00:05:51.999 --> 00:05:54.000 *laughs* 00:05:54.040 --> 00:05:55.900 No, I didn't laugh *did u skrattar or did fΓΆrlorar?* 00:05:55.960 --> 00:06:02.259 Shut up guys, I'll eat my left testicle promise if leafy quits and never uploads a video 00:06:02.259 --> 00:06:08.799 I'm serious 100% I'm saying right now. It's not a call-out. I will eat my left testicle 00:06:08.799 --> 00:06:16.099 Oh no, Oh no, Ohh hahahah 00:06:16.099 --> 00:06:18.099 Isn't it nicer now 00:06:18.379 --> 00:06:20.379 Doesn't it feel better now? 00:06:20.449 --> 00:06:25.538 It does doesn't it it feels it feels good. I'm not saying it to be mean but it feels better 00:06:27.320 --> 00:06:30.180 10 famous people ruined by drugs 00:06:31.900 --> 00:06:34.080 So I just saw this tweet on (my ton line? my online? idk man) 00:06:34.089 --> 00:06:38.919 it's a maze and I just spent about 20 minutes trying to figure out how to get to the end because I 00:06:39.259 --> 00:06:44.528 have honestly nothing better to do with my life at this point *neither do I writing captions for the biggest channel on youtube* and after like 5 minutes of trying to figure this out 00:06:44.529 --> 00:06:46.529 I noticed that there was a bucket here and 00:06:47.089 --> 00:06:52.700 Just use the bucket tool and it's gonna become an okay sign. It's gonna become an okay sign I'm not even care 00:06:52.719 --> 00:06:54.719 Bucket tool I set it to black and 00:06:55.039 --> 00:07:00.639 I clicked on the white space right here. Oh my god. What an absolute genius. How did he figure this out? 00:07:00.639 --> 00:07:07.328 I don't know (sike) Oh, oh my god, goddamnit. Snap. This is going in my cringe compilation snap! 00:07:07.329 --> 00:07:10.359 This is got snap snap snaps. Oh my god 00:07:11.449 --> 00:07:16.179 You guys are actually nine year old. How about that? I didn't realize I thought it was just a joke 00:07:17.149 --> 00:07:19.149 Where is he going to come out? 00:07:19.149 --> 00:07:23.149 oh okay *HMMMM?* ahehehe 00:07:23.149 --> 00:07:29.680 *attention for all headphone user!* 00:07:30.240 --> 00:07:32.860 *screaming* 00:07:32.860 --> 00:07:34.860 *i warned you* 00:07:40.280 --> 00:07:41.060 That's right 00:07:41.060 --> 00:07:48.079 We have we have to two types of people watching me nine-year-olds and soy boys everybody. Basically how I'm still able to make videos 00:07:48.270 --> 00:07:50.629 After eight flippin' years, heh 00:07:51.180 --> 00:07:57.799 PewDiePie, ItsSkyLOL twitch thots everybody. Female twitch streamer showing ass on her stream 00:07:57.930 --> 00:08:02.569 Wow, everybody. Did I tell you about ass by the way? It's out game of the year edition 00:08:03.120 --> 00:08:05.120 Finally out check it out link in description (get it, it's real good) 00:08:05.750 --> 00:08:06.810 Pewdiepie 00:08:06.810 --> 00:08:10.729 63 million subscribers. Are these all active users 00:08:10.729 --> 00:08:12.620 oF CoUrSe THey ARe 00:08:12.920 --> 00:08:16.340 What, what are you - don't be silly of course they are 00:08:16.340 --> 00:08:22.340 That's why I get 63 million views on every single one of my upload. Think about it out of the almost 63 million 00:08:22.340 --> 00:08:24.340 Yes, some of them are dead 00:08:25.439 --> 00:08:27.439 F - U - N 00:08:30.389 --> 00:08:34.699 I like how, how confident the title is 100% going to be in the LWIAY 00:08:36.390 --> 00:08:40.729 Kind of feel like cutting it out just because of that. Well, I guess I never saw this one 00:08:40.729 --> 00:08:42.720 Alright, why did not you show me this film 00:08:42.720 --> 00:08:43.620 *that is 'The Bye Bye Man' by the way, you must watch this, this is very gooood* 00:08:43.620 --> 00:08:47.520 it's not my fault. When you send her a cute message, I think for Bob and 00:08:48.180 --> 00:08:49.320 vagane 00:08:49.320 --> 00:08:54.500 but instead you'll get of getting a reply you end up getting featured 00:08:55.290 --> 00:09:00.110 in a video everybody the ultimate honor the ultimate pleasure 00:09:00.290 --> 00:09:03.949 The Nirvana, that they're all Indians are seeking. You're welcome 00:09:03.949 --> 00:09:08.359 By the way, upvote so pewdiepie to explain to us why he suddenly has good video quality 00:09:08.699 --> 00:09:11.359 Well, I'm using the the camera I bought in 00:09:12.120 --> 00:09:19.669 Japan it's got 4k. So now you see all my pimples and enjoy everybody enjoy *clap clap clap clap* that was it for this weeks of lwaiy 00:09:20.519 --> 00:09:25.698 Hope you guys enjoy watching this one. Thank you guys for all the memes if you want to submit link is in the description 00:09:25.699 --> 00:09:30.979 Thank you for leaving like join the giveaway guys. It's a really really really good one. It's-s gonna be great. 00:09:32.010 --> 00:09:36.349 I'll see you guys next Friday for the next week of Fridays with PewDiePie~ 00:09:37.420 --> 00:09:38.920 That's it for me for now *kiss* 00:09:38.920 --> 00:09:43.979 Love you guys so much all my nine year old, Kim has eh eh eh add some cheeky music Brad 00:09:44.740 --> 00:09:46.740 zoom in on me 00:09:47.900 --> 00:09:55.090 you can see all my pores. Please guys. I love you. You mean the world to me 00:09:56.430 --> 00:10:02.330 I love all my 9 year olds, you're so special. Now get back to the training field. 00:10:04.700 --> 00:10:06.700 An' do 20 push-ups you fatty *kiss* *quietly* brofist 00:10:17.160 --> 00:10:21.020 *please why did I write all these captions for an hour*