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Peek.
Hold oh- AHH!
Cut my life into pieces.
AHH!
Hey, how's it going there? Ahh..
Bros, got a new set up. It's pretty cool, look.
I can do this :D
2014 PewDiePie :D
I can do this all day *laughs*
No, it's pretty good. I like it. I like the quality.
I want quality in my videos, guys.
Just understand that, that this is sacrifice.
And better content. Ahh, we're gonna play a video game.
I *wheezes* know, I know it's been a couple days
Pretty crazy. *nasal voice* But Pewds, I thought you hated video games...
SHUTTHEFUCKUP
Ah, this one looks like it's quite good.
So, let's check it out. It's called 'Home Sweet Home'.
Alabama ( =.=)
*sings* where the skies are so blue
That's the only song I know how to play on the guitar.
I would like to play for you sometime.
But not today, we're playing this game.
Pewds- Oh, it's me. Except my dog wakes me up.
Who? What? Heyyyy, this is cool!
He-heyyy!
I thought-- I--
Oh, ah, I thought Jane was here.
I thought-- *chuckles* I always just judge how horrifically all the judge actor-- uh, sorry all the voice actors
even though, clearly, like, I'm the worst fucking one.
whaaralthesethings *laughs*
Hey, flashlight! Ohkay, interesting.
Yeah, that's...
not that cool. Ohkay, maybe, y'know, the voice acting is fine but the writing is a bit shit, alright.
If I saw a flashlight, I'd be like, "OH A FLASHLIGHT! HOW- *laughs*
HOW CONVENIENTLY PLACED!
Oh, gee, I hope no one scares me next."
This is clearly set up by Jane.
"Looks like I need to find a new wife!"
Piece of shit, chair. You look at me like that once again and I will fuck you.
*sighs* Oh, I will
Alright
Making my way downtown. I don't, I- I don't know!
*laughs* I was asking the same.
I love the voice acting, it's beautiful
"How could I get out of here?"
Where-
Where am I? Dude, you're about to die, bitch.
Oh, is this a PT game that just goes round in circles?
Let's find out
Oh, I see.
I see they're playing JackSepticEye on their radio.
NO, THANKS!
Uh oh.
Okay, I need a key. Oh, there's a key.
Uh, tab description.
A normal key, for un-- uh ohkay well thanks for wasting my time.
There we go, we did it.
Another creepy corridor.
*Smacks lips* Makes my nipples hard.
Which is always good about being Swedish.
Y'know, It's one of those perks *gets startled*. Oh jesus.
Nonononononononononono
If you see a creepy guy round the corner, then SHUTTHEFUCKUP!
Shut the fuck up!
You don't yell, you just, you creep around, like this
[thats hawt pewds]
Wait a minute, oh shitt.
I thought, I thought the b-- * laughs* I thought that was a person.
It's just a garbage bag. Hello?
Run. Alright.
I don't like where this is going bros. This is actually creepy.
*gasps*
That was not me being scared! I just took a breath really fast
because I wanted to. Shut the fuck up.
I don't get scared. Pussy ass games. I'm not-- I'm not a fucking pussy,
I'm a Swedish viking. Thank you very much.
*snorts, clears throat*
I'm gonna die.
I would check here. That's-- like if this was a horror scenario,
always check under the stairs, because people will will- they'll wait there
and you'll walk through and they'll sneak up behind you
and you will get scared shitless. Alright, I know these things.
I'm a horror game expert. There was a guy down there, let's not follow him.
That Character ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Bitch, you're fucking me over and I don't appreciate it. Can I-
Light doesn't work-- hello?
May- y'know what? It just hit me, it might be Santa Claus.
And I've always wanted to meet that guy.
Well, Santa's got a great ass, I got to say it man.
Damn, where did she go?
OH!
*laughs*
Maybe a little bit more emotions would be good.
EUGHHH! THAT'S BLOOD!
Where, where did he AHH!
That's Ainsley *laughs at own joke*
Alright, got to keep playing now. *snorts*
Interesting game.
Alright, well, got a lot of blood now.
It could be cranberry juice ( ._________)
So the fact that he just went into conclusion, that it was blood without tasting it,
I find that a little-- a little offensive. Okay.
Clearly
Aight, listen. The only thing that happened here is that you need to find another day job, alright?
There we go.
What happened here?
Wait a second.
Oh shit, oh! No!
I think I-- I think I'm supposed to run, uahh
OOOOH
Fuuuck, fuck, fuck! Nooooooo! No!
Fuck.
Dude, that gave me goosebumps man, geezus christ.
That's - I'm getting too old for this, like I can't keep playing horror games.
Hey, uh, hey you!
Where did you buy that shirt?
Is it-- my god, i know it's (?)
Alright, we got'a run, alright shit fuck.
Fuck, fuck.
What?
What happened?
I think I died again.
Home sweet home, more like this place look like shit
and I got a bad offer on this place.
Got'em, that's a good joke.
Right, fucking, don't judge me.
*Laughs* Oh my god.
What the fuck, what the fuck is this dude?
Hey, here we go.
Oh no, we got'a hide. I hate hidinggg...
Gawd damn it.
It can't see me if I make a face.
Is the tongue helping? I can't tell.
Y'know, it's quite ironic.
Is she pissing on the fucking wall?
What a fucking bitch!
She just pissed on my wall?
I was gonna say it's quite ironic, like for the first time a girl is chasing me
and she doesn't want uh, y'know
Maybe she does
Anyway, I think we will go through this urine portal.
Alright the urine portal doesn't seem -- DAMN DANIEL.
Sup dude
Where's the way out?
Well, clearly, the urine portal will set us free.
So let's check this out.
What was that?
A bucket!
My gawd.
Yeah-- that, that'll do the trick. Listen, you wanna build up the scares
you can't just throw a fucking naked lady at me and then be like *typical pewds* BUCKET!
Like you should've had the bucket before.
*Sings* Cut my life into pieces
Heyy, how convienient. That didn't take long.
I love that about games. As long as you need something, you'll find it. OH!
Shit, she's urinating!
She's urinating, everyone!
I know it's fucking chain you fucking moron.
The urine lady is coming!
Bitch.
got'em
Works every time
oh, Jesus Christ, fucking hell
What is happening, I'm actually scared, what the hell
is that Stephano?
omg, STEPHANO!
can't believe I'm still fucking playing horror games, 2017 everyone.
Jesus Christ..
This can't be healthy.
okay?
Oh, fuck
Can you stop peeing on the walls?
it's weird!
uh, alright, which one did she go in, I guess I'll go in this one.
bitch
Hey, are we back where we were in the beginning?
Uh, what is happening?
I'm confused now
I guess I'll take a shit
No?
Well, then I don't know what I'm doing, alright?
Jævla fittans kuk! HOH! [translation: Fucking pussies cock]
Did not get scared, that was not a jumpscare, Try not to get scared challenge
Didn't work
This was not me being scared, that was me reacting in a swedish kung fu defense, thank you very much.
Fuck you, you don't- you don't know our secrets
Who keeps a fucking urn in- ohkay, I guess I'm in the urn now
You know what, that's actually pretty smart
What happened?
I can't..
I can't get out of the..
I'm in a urn everyone
Alright, how do I get out of here?
Hey! Took a lil- Took a lil' bunny-hop there
nice
Okay, I suppose we go-
Suppose we go through here
And now, if we run into that bitch, we know where to hide.
Okay, which room is this?
oh, fuck
Not okay, I'm not okay [sings I'm not okay by My Chemical Romace]
excuse me? O-Okay, it's closed.
hundred and ten, okay we're walking in circles now aren't we? cus' this is the bathroom.
yeah
Fuck, I'm a bit confused at this point, not sure what I'm-
What the f-
Ah I hate- AHH fucking bitch!
Don't you just hate, when wood is blocking the way?
Okay, let's just be careful, we can do this! Hold my hand
I can do this with the lense now
Does it look like we're holding hands?
It's just a cute little moment that we're having together.
Can't really play,- ah fuck alright.
listen, hold your own fucking hand, what do you want me to say?
Alright, bitch went in here.
I think
But, eh,
Where, did that bitch go?
*Sings* What I'm looking for,- hey I don't think we've been in here.
Ooh. Alright.
Alright, getting a little scared cus' it got all quiet all of a sudden
Hello?
Hello, hello
Hello??
Alright, how is everyone doing?
Oh- Ok, well
Okay well, I wanna make a period joke, but at the same time I don't think It's uh- Hey!
Hey, look at that
A strange looking doll full of nails.
Great!
Promise I will never do that again.
voodoo of curse
Have you ever hated someone, so much
Actually, you know what? Let me do this in Jacksepticeye voice
Have you ever hated someone, so much that you want to make them suffer agonizing pain?
This magic is for you!
With this, you can bewitch nails into the stomach of your enemy, causing them extreme pain!
Like that!
This black magic, has been passed from generation to generation
instructions : obtain personal items from- alright I'm bored
Thank you Jack, thank you for that. appreciate your input.
We still need an axe, we need an axe.
And I'm not talking about the deoderant, haha
*Sings* Cut my life into pieces,- Hey!
There we go, perfect, I'll take that- Uhh
Fuck, fuck, be quiet, hold my hand!
Ah, for fucks sake, that's my new carpet!
I mean, sorry.
Okay we're fine, Jesus Christ, fucking sweaty hands, man.
Where is she going
*laughs*
I wish I had that effect, just fucking close doors magically behind me that would be fucking cool as shit
Alright now we gotta be real- real fucking stealthy
If I'm talking a lot it's because I'm nervous, I get nervous- just we can do this just shh
Just gotta think of something real nice
Like a really nice sausage, why did I go with that?
Okay, we're fine, we're fine, we're gonna live
We're gonna live it's a miracle
It's a miracle everyone
We're gonna live damnit!
we're gonna get out of here and I'm gonna start a youtube channel
Where I play only horror games
Ah fuck
Smells like rotten taters in here
oh no, this is bad, oh my god
Someone has been farting freely here
This is real fucking bad
Uhm, oh shit it's her
How does she keep teleporting? It's so annoying
Okay I think wewewewewe must be getting real fucking close at this point
Come on, I don't know why the tounge thing alright? Don't ask.
Come on, I can do this.
Oh my god
Was this where she was?
Voodoo enchantment
More voodoo shit
Fuck that
Hello?
Ah, fuck, okay.
Ah, fuck, go in go in!
No..
I just wanna go home!
Hey! I'm fine!
Ah fuck it, ew disgusting
Disgusting!
What?
What is this?
uh, oh
The door is jammed!
Ok that's fine,
Oh, bitch is coming!
Bitch is coming back
Ahhh, fucking Jesus ugh
DISGUSTING!
How does she keep knowing where I am? I don't understand
Okay we're fine
We are fine
She's just breathing really loudly
You might wanna get- you might wanna get that checked, honey
Okay, we're fine, excellent
*sings*
'Peak'
Hold- *Screams*
Cut my life into pieces..AHHHH
NO!
No!
That's fucking right
When in doubt, scream like a bitch
I'm just full of life advice today guys
It's free, don't worry about it
Hold, right click and then, ooh I see I see
okay
Hello?
Okay we did it
Alright, Alright, I hear a lot of breathing action going on over there
Oh fuck me, Jesus fucking Chist oh fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
Fuck you in the fucking dickhole
Why do I say these horrible things?
I don't like this, I don't like this at all
Come on Felix, you can fucking do this fucking shit, fuck you, fuck this game
Why does she breathe so much?
Okay, alright, I know I'm being quiet, I'm just kinda nervous- DAT ASS, look at that ass boy!
Oh god, she heard me!
Are you doing squats?
Damn girl, who's your daddy?
I don't know why I asked that, I don't listen to really anything
alright, where do we go, shit great, alright
What about in here?
The creepy toilet, the mens toilet
I found that a little bit sexist by the way that the guys toilet look like shit, that's not necessarily true
I'm a guy, and I find myself to be very clean in my asshole
Thank you very much videogames
Oh fuck, I don't wanna die now
I really don't
Okay we just gotta wait for that bitch
Fuck a duck! Don't fuck a duck that was not a life advice.. It was a lifehack!
Don't turn, don't turn uhh jævlars fittans kake. [Translation: fuckers pussy cake]
Okay, we're here now for no reason, great
This is it.
Holy fucking shit.
We did it.
Holy fucking shit hole, this is what we needed?
A fuse, yes! I've got it.
Okay, now we've just gotta fucking go back
I'm hiding
Is Jacksepticeye playing again?!
It's a fucking awesome song
Shut the fuck up
ah fuck
Okay, here we go
She didn't see me
Uh, oh
I'm going, we're going, we're going
Everybody's going, everybody say shalala
Hello to you,
*singing*
but now we're pushing the button then everything's going fucking good
then everythings going good, no problem
What the fuck am I saying [You gave me a hard time translating Felix]
Go, go, GO, GOOOO
*Singing* *strained* cut my life into pieces
When is this game over?
Fuck man, bitch is running, RUUUN!
Come on man!
Fuck you furniture! What the fuck did I do?
That's the waAY
Fuck!
Fuck, she's gonna fucking appear
Oh Jesus Christ
No, no I can't, please don't tell mom
Oh thank god
I'm sweating, I'm fucking sweating
Like a fucking,- ah
We did it, we did it, partner!
Thanks for being my special friend
*singing* special friend
Now that I know you, now that you know me, till' the end of time
We will always be- Ainsley, oh my god! An Ainsley!
Alright, that was a really cool horror game, I really enjoyed it, did you like it? lemme' know, in the comments, down below
I thought it was pretty cool, despite some flaws, but it's a demo so maybe check out the full version when it's done
I know I haven't done many gameplays, but I always enjoy doing oneoffs like this
Resident evil 7 is coming out very soon, so I'm definitely gonna be playing that as well, if you enjoy these horror type of stuff
Let me know, I appreciate your feedback, here is another video if you want to watch another one
And as always, kisses and brofists
I'm just gonna hang out for you to fucking actually click
DO IT
Great