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You're ugly you're disgusting

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i'm gonna kill you

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give me $200

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i want the money

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Uh I'll

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I'll, I'll raise enough hell

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'till you give in and give it to me

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I can't do it anymore
 
(dramatic music starts playing in the background)

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(breaths sexily)

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I can't pretend that it's no longer okay

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(sad pewds)
I want to make doctor phil videos

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(again sad pewds)
but all of them get claimed by copy strikes

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I mean I should probably go to court (Do It Send em to the ranch)

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I mean it is probably like hundreds of thousand dollars of revenue

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Sony ATV publishing

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(the dramatic music stopped playing by the way)
I don't. Care. About the money.

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I will make this video anyway

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and it will be up for twenty four hours

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before Sony TV understands what is going on

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because these are all manually claimed ok

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they go search for these things

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so hopefully, within twenty four hours

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this video will not get claimed

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because then I could private it

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welcome to 2019 how-what it's like to be a youtuber

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well it's a bunch of (farting noises) that's what it is

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but I love Dr.Phil too much

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I miss him

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(heavenly choir dramatically plays)

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I miss his smile

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we are gonna start off with one of my favourite Dr.Phil clips

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one of my favourite Dr.Phil moments

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Who the *Censored* do you think you are

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(crowd reaction noises)
 
Dr.Phil: Woah woah woah woah woah woah woah

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Dr.Phil: No no no no no no no you you stop right there

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Dr Phil just goes completely SICKO MODE on these kids (Hey kids here is a meme for you guys have fun!)

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(laughs)

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and it's epic

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but before we get into the good stuff

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before we get into the juicy juice

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(in high pitched voice)
 
*undefinable sounds* I don't like you

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I like you back

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we got to understand the context

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although I would argue it's almost funnier without the context

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Women in blue: you all could put my personal information on the internet

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(women is cut off by video)

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so lets try to understand where and who this woman is

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and why she is so upset

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Daniels relationship with his entire family altogether is very F@#$@% up

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when Daniel needs the most help

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his family does everything they can to not give it to him

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Daniel's sister Sara hates me because

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I stood up for him when she was basically attacking him

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she kind of reminds me of....

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......

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that gingers have souls kid

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(slowly laughs)

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next level trolling you know

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he made it into Dr.Phil

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Every time Daniel calls her she says

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"Your almost thirty"

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"you don't have a job"

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"You don't have a house"

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"you don't have a family"

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"you're pretty much a loser"

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I am sick of the way that his

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mom speaks to him as well

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Cindy tries to put herself before her children

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and I find that very unhealthy

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they both have said that I am

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a pathological liar

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a week after her supposed miscarriage she's

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pregnant again

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I get so mad that I want to smack the

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*oom*

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oof damn did you see that

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slap the

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karate chopper

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you know this is gonna get spicy

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you know this is gonna get juicy

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can't wait

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both times that they accused me

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of lying about being pregant

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and having a miscarriage

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was and is complete *B@#$%@!&*

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how dare you think that about me

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why would Iie about something like that

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(breaths sexily again)

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*swedish accent* ok so let me break it down for you

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in case you're not following this is why I'm here

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(breaths)

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gingers have souls girl

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thinks she is a great husband

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to this guy

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but the family uh

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*hand movements*

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creepy luck bia- uh blonde

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ish tbpeople

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I dont know what to call it

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They dont like her very much and their very

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of the huspand of gingers dont have souls kid

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So they're going like

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Oh you're a liar and we can't trust you

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And she goes like i'm not a liar how could i possibly be a liar :o

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And then she delivers the best line, the most appropriate line ever after you say that you're not a liar

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That i am in touch with, eh.
My grandma would call it the "fail"

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Hehehe

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Excuse me what now??

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"fail"  how dare these people call me a liar and delusional

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Also let me tell you about the "fail" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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THE WALL BETWEEN THE LIVING AND THE DEAD

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Yes of course how dare you insinuate i would lie about  anything