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before this video begins
I HAVE AN ANOTHER EXCITING ANNOUCEMENT (yay)
(Haterz: Wowoww there's a lot of those Felix)
I have the Star Wars Titan Galactic Empire GPU, you like GPUs?
ofc you do
i have also *shows* the JEDI VERSION
Where, it's worldwide so you can get one of these just by signing up in the link in the description!
showing the prize :)
GO TO THE DESCRIPTION BITCH
oh mah
*he needs money*
Origin PC also have a Black Friday sales right now, so if you're looking to buy a computer now
NOW IS A GREAT TIME
to do it before XMAS
GIVE AWAY INSTRUCTIONS :
do wat he says bish
enough okey ?
enough i get it
let's start with the video
good intro (nani????)
HELLOOOOOOOOO *asian poods 2k17*
konichiwa (oo japanese accent on point)
ITS PEWDIEPIE-SAMA
whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat *ear rape*
today we are going to review some memes (ooo boi)
that you've made
are u excited?
*show a weird comment.mp3*
*kids.mp3*
lez go
do u like my hair (yes boi)
i like it a lot (me 2 :)
and im a lil self conscious about it
so plez dont write any mean comments
(they'll do it)
thank you
"WHO WOULD WIN?"
"Some of the most repected (?) news journals"
respected?
rly
*pfft* i dont think so *ikr*
"some retarded Swestian boi"
*chuckles*
i would probably win at.. who's the most swestian
*dont care pose*
poods gave up
ooh seen thats right
LAUGHS
*laughs harder*
see.... i've been framed by the media guys
hehe
i keep telling u,
u havent seen the full picture *must be worse*
i was just petting this innocent
lil dog
omg he went inognito
its like that uuh-
media image
there it is *found it*
its like that one
u didnt see the full picture *i want to*
i was just petting a lil dog
an innocent dog
you should be thanking me
giving me awards for being a good....
dog?
papa franco
promoting pewdiepie glasses before it was mainstream
oh that motherfucker
took my glasses
"Guess why this man quitted soccer and how he is now making billions and millions on youtube"
we look nothing alike (yes poods) (admit it)
my beard is at least ten times better (SHAVE IT)
sorry whoever you are :(
"When you have no ideas for a vid that monetizable so you tell the stories on the internet that you just read recently"
i see HERE I AM TRYNA MAKE
ORIGINAL CONTENT (no)
and then its ljust :
"OH HE JUST WANTS MONEY THEN"
WHAT CAN WE PICK ON HIM ABOUT THIS TIME?
w8 wait a minute (kazoo kid)
he is making original content :ooo
we need a new excuse
assholes, y'all are assholes
read the screen bitch no need subs
christian channel *hallelujah*
fast internet
4 PING?
damn
ooo, but whats ur upload ?? (tell me)
huh?
whats ur upload
this is download am i right
papa poods reading
how do- how do you say that?
2387 colorized *its not that fucking hard*
WHATEVER
*laughs*
thats right i will take on a SENTIENT being
ill become an AI in the form of shaggy from scooby doo (hell yea)
can u imagine my last brofist (no)
o thats right
so ur filled with sad news now and not joy Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg artwork for PewDiePie shame will be appreciated Jesper
Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg artwork for PewDiePie shame will be appreciated Jesper
That's fuckin. Dope is this drawn or is it Photoshop? It looks sick man a very nice how-to handshake 101 shut the fuck up
Dammit, I don't ever want to see that shit again
CHRISTIAN channel. Yeah, you know what that is how you
*non stop felix laughing*
Beautify reuploading you have you loose videos after YouTube texts
when pewds laugh i cri
It's funny cuz it's true (truuuu)
Well Jeff play your effing. Thank you for censoring appreciate it Christian Channel alright. We're switching reddit, so please
Haha, my name and just play them all play them all at once I fear no man, but that thing
Haha, my name and just play them all play them all at once
I fear no man, but that thing It's good. That's just shit mean when you saw the new you laugh. You lose when it was first listen
I had I may have had a couple issues. Just a few wishes on my last upload, but it wasn't my fault
im trying to provide quality (sure)
Family-friendly you know what I'm a nice guy, okay. I don't need to take this crap from you guys
I don't need to take this crap from you guys
because i am NOT just a family-friendly Felix,
Felix, i am a nice guy (ily poods)
(on fleek) (calvinklein)
poodiepie
beauty warning clickbait
TOLD U
Review fan work drink in the house, and tell MARZIA, It's for me
*laughs*
dying whale
Promote your shitty game you guys are just so kind-hahahha
MEME R3VI3WS
It's just behind the meme in disguise
Now Anthony Fontana used to have a show called meme review
It was shut down because the fader wrote a slanderous article about him (fuck him)
It was shut down because the fader wrote a slanderous article about him
And it was me I wrote the article so I can take over meme review its original content now *HOW DARE U POODS*
Because nothing else exists your move melon head *i trusted u to search a good idea*
summary of this week's
you laugh, you loose try again. God dammit 2017 has just been a treat
I know everyone is trying to blame me for the ad pocalypse okay
I know you want a scapegoat. I know you want to point fingers. I'll use you fools. What are you complaining?
pewds
What came first the egg or the chicken all right? I'm the egg blame the chicken
Please I didn't do nothing I'm nice guy PewDiePie family friendly swestian in channel
i've improved and so can you is to stop crying? (i cri)
BUNCH OF OH MAH GAS YAY
EAR RAPE BEGINS
STILL EAR RAPE
My neighbor's hate me amazing grande
Very- you get a to knit with two very nicest don't give out those very often i want the pewdiepie headset
Very you get a to knit with two very nicest don't give out those very often i want the pewdiepie headset but
99.99$
77 copies of its everyday, bro by Jake Paul
99.33$ wow the choice is obvious they both lead to cancer
So I guess you can't really go wrong. I would go with the bargain offer. Please. I'll have the 77 copies, please
Thank you there. It is. Can you stop can you stop? Can you? Thank you stop stop listen? I'm trying to promote it
I'm trying to promote a (motu patlu yay)
one fleek boi
Nice guy PewDiePie image. Okay. No more no more. No more of this. No more damn nice. It looks good.
damn nice. MARZIA looks good. *ikr*
LAUGHS LIKE ME DIED
I LOOK GOOD TOO
can you spot the difference? (ican)
99% impossible
holy shit. I can't tell them apart. I need to get one of those shinobi headbands
I think they're pretty cool trying out new games
Constantly trying and failing at one game, but it's all good because you can't die if u eventually beat it you can yell ZERO DEATHS
if u eventually beat it you can yell ZERO DEATHS
oh mah ga xd
iss true
im gonna beat the game (yes hell ye)
it will be literally 0 deaths (clickbait)
*clap*
This is why I have trust issues Christian channel
Activated I don't believe in religion
No, no, I'm a swestian channel that I was just saying that prove a point guys (liar) *we got the proof stop lying*
please listen (im listening bish)
swestian channel forever for life any other
adjective
V3RY N111CE
Hey very nice meme *thought so too*
YOU LAUGH? YOU LOSE
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE
this translation is helpful
It's actually not perfectly correct grammar
But it's also very nice bike cuck my show got cancelled recently
bike cuck my show got cancelled recently
I was pretty bummed out about it, but I think whoever cancelled
I was pretty bummed out about it, but I think whoever cancelledIt was probably more happy to get it cancelled than I am sad to get it canceled what the heck
was probably more happy to get it cancelled than I am sad to get it canceled what the heck
The total happiness in the world increased so whatever look at my cute little face so true
you know
what suddenly, I don't even care that the show got canceled (me 2 tbh)
what suddenly? I don't even care that the show got canceled
It's not like it was the worst month of my life to produce that shitty show
But as long as the total happiness in the world was increased then I think it's okay
then its ok
As long as everybody's happy (true dat)
but i still got paid anywaay (the song tho was hella lit endigo)
Students name the symbol. Oh my gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
My god, that's good very nice
IKEA fucking shit
How did this get to the top page IKEA ea you can't get bad reviews?
If game journals can't get past the tutotial. It's pretty smart in
Inter and interent. I don't think you understand this meme
Inter and interent. I don't think you understand this meme *who did*
Loss you laugh you loose Christian channel original, okay fine fine. Haha you got you got a good one
okay fine fine. Haha you got you got a good one
Forty-year-old pewdiepie look it's me meme review
claps*
meme review *claps*
That's it for this episode wait didn't I ask you to do the intro where the fuck are all my intros (god my hand from subs are dying)
I clearly have no control over this (always)
*what is this* *nani*
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHEHEHHE
IM DYING BEHIND THIS CSREEN
This one one that's the winner oh, that's good, that's fuckin good Christian channel intro
jesus
screams like there is no limit
Ah this is good - too
HELL YEA FUCKING NAILED IT
CHRISTIAN CHANNEL (when will this video end im suffering)
Goddammit ah there's an animator one *NO END THE VIDEO*
laughs and me dying
L 0 L
Very nice ah man, so good terabrite may one old schooL
HELL YE
Original ideas are fictional (the song speaks the truth)
YE BOI
HELL YE
EY
new intro 100% original content I
THE CLASSIC INTRO OF 17888888 MILLION OF PPL DYING FROM EAR RAPE
Would say something mean, but I'm nice guy PewDiePie and that was a great intro well done very nice
well done very nice
PEWDS RUNNING OUT OF IDEAS ?? HELL YE
*laughs*
GOOD ONE
I ran out of ideas. That's a good. That's a good title of it
why are we here ? just to suffer, every night i can feel my leg..
didnt see that coming
That's a good anime by the way that you should watch it. Okay, well done well done on these intros
I can't believe I almost forgot it *WELL DONE*
next week just post the dankest meme you could find *do it bitch he needs content*
ch4ll3nge u
squad fam and (jake pauler?)
Leave a like I would appreciate it see if we can get this on trending on YouTube if everyone liked the video (u always have tons of likes stfu)
We'll probably get two million likes and if I get to mail in likes and finally that will
Motivate me to make some original content, so thank you appreciate it and as always
Motivate me to make some original content, *ofc* so thank you appreciate it and as always
Laughs you lose *BROFIST*
cringing so hard
bye my works done
U LEGH
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