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*poods find new senpai

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*or something?*

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"If only I had a friend..."

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"... to play with."

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Tell me...

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Baby.

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Are my chances blown?

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Why did you have to...

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leave me...

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By myself...

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... Alone ...

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All I want is...

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You to come back home.

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"Hey how's it going bro's."

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"My name is Pew--"

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"--Eeeewwwww--"
"TOP OF THE MORNING!"

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"Green Pewdiepie."

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"Green Pewdiepie is here."

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*wot*

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"We're gonna play 'bop it'."

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"I've never played it before, and if you don't know--"

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"Basically..."

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"You do what it says."

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"Either twist it."

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"Pull it."

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<beeps>

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*XDDDDDDDDDD*

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"Bop it."

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"Bop it."

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"But!"

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"We're gonna play it... a real way."

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"There's a twist."

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"Hey look."

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"It's green Pewdiepie." *here come dat boi*

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"Cool."

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*dafuq is this*

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"Oh wow!"

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"Thank you!"

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"Thank you, Pewdiepie number 3."

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"If you fail..."

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"Your nipples will get electrified."

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"You wanna begin!?"

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"Or do you want me to begin?"

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"I want you to begin."

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"Alright."

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*Laughs*

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"Uh."

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"What the Fuck?"

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"Those are actual nipple clamps."

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"Oh yeah. They feel great."

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"Ugh! This is gonna suck."

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"Don't go too hard on me."

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"Alright?"

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"Just go up a little bit."

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"Alright? And I will..."

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<gasp>

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"You fucking bitch!" *git zap*

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"I'm lucky it fell out."

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"Because it needs a circuit to work."

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*poods slap ass*

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"Alright."

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Bop it to start.

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*again*

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Thirty-five.
"You ready?"

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"Okay?"

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Bop it.

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"Oh my god."

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Twist it.

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"This is terrifying."

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Pull it.

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Twist it.

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<whimper>

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"I don't wanna..."

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Bop it.

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WUT?

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Bop it like you mean it.

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"Aahhhhhh..."

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"AAhhhhh~"

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"Ah... Ah."

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"Agh."

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*Laughs*

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"Agh... ugh."

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"Is it that bad?"

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"Oh no."

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"I no-- I'm going... "

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"'... to have  a fucking panic attack doing this."

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"Okay."
"Have you--"

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"It's my turn."
"I heard..."

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"It's my turn."

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"Shut up."

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Highscore! *u can do this Jack*

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Thirty-five.

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"He's holding it in the wrong hand."

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*chuckles*

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Bop it.

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WUT?

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Bop it like-- *git rekt*

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*Jack extreme raging*

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"Jesus Christ!"
Score zero. *skrub*

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"I bopped it!"

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*no you didn't*

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Highscore Thirty-five.

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*OH YEA DAT JAM*

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"Got you right--"
Bop it.

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"--where I want."
Oh! *shit o.o*

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"UGH!"

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"What the Fuck!?"

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"It doesn't work for me!" *teach him poods*

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"If you're gonna bop it..."

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"Just do it like that."

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"Don't move that hand."

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"Okay?"

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"Oh."

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Bop it.

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*git better*

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"Whoo ho!"

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Twist it.

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"There you go."

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Pull it.

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Cradle it.

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*baby cry*

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"What the f--"

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"What is CRAGLING it?!"
WHAT?

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"That was right." *NOUUU*

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"GAhh!"

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"Fucking Shit!"

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"Oh!"

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"That one's sore."

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"Oh no!"

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"It hurts afterwards."

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"Doesn't it?"

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"Ohh~"

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"That was a way bigger one than the last time."

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"Nah. No. It wasn't."

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"It wasn't."

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"Oh my~"

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Fucking-- sweet--"
"I promise."

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"twist-nips!"

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"I'm into it."

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*cracks*

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"I'm sticking with my nips."

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"Fuck you."

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*snorts*

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"Fucking--"

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"I--"

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"I'm not good enough at this."

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"Heeyy~"

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"To do that."

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*dat face*

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"Ho hoo."

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Twist it.

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Pull it.

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Hammer it.

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*Laugh*

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Pull it.

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OH!

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*Giggles*

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"Oh! I can't twist it!"

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"Don't do--"

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"I can't twist em'..."

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"My hands are too sweaty!"

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"Well... too fucking..."

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"AGH."
"Bad."

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"Put those..."

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"Put em back on!"

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"Put them back on."

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"Put 'em back on." *PUT IT BACK*

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"You can't--"

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"Put. Them. On."

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"Leave me hanging--"

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"Put. Them. On!"

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*it's gonna painful o.o*

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"He.. he.. he... >:)"

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"Oho! Oh! Hoo!!" *dat face*

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"Stop!"

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"I did!"

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"We do pass it."

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Bop it.
"Alright?"

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with action

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"What?"

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Action.

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Pass it.

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Pass it.

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"Oohh~"

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"Hohohohoo!"
Hammer it.

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Drink it.

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*burp*

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Selfie it.

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*laughs*

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Selfie it. *2hot4me*

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"You're so bad at it."

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Pass it.

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"What the fuck is happening?!"

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Twist it.

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"WHOA." *LET'S GO*

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Pass it.

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OWWWW!!!!!

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Comb it.
"What wrong--"

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"With you?!"

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"What did it say?!"

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"You fucking loud son of a bitch!"

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"Let me try."

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"No."

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"Come on."

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"Come on."

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"Ah! Fuckin' Jesus Christ."

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*huehuehue*

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"AGH!"

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"That sucks!" *gg*

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"Jesus."

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"I fucking hate this."

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"And shut the fuck up when you pass it..."

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"It's like..."

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"OH MY GAWD!"

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"It's like bop it."

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"WHAT?!"

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"he he he..."

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Bop it.

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*Poods and Jack dancing like mlg*

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Twist it.

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Pull it.

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Hammer it.

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"Oh HOoo~"

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Bop it.

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Hammer it.

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YOOoowww!

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"Oh." *wut*

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You know-- *rly o.o?*

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*Laughs*

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Highscore... thirty-five...

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*Laughs*

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"That's so weird!"

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*Laughs*

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"Just..."

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"Ohh hohohoho!!"

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"No! I'm foking starting this time.

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"Cuz you get all the easy ones at the start."

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"It's like..."

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"Bop it. Pull it."

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"Twist it. Hammer it."
"Fucking bitch."

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"OOH!"

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"AHAHAHA..."

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"I felt that here, and here."

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"That was weird."

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"NO!"

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"Go away."

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"You fucking asshole."

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Bop it.

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Hammer it.

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WUT?

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"Oh hoo~" *git rekt*

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You know like every--
"AGHhh--"

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*laughs*

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"Oh! That one sucked."

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Whip it.

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*holy shit*

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Pass it.

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"The fu--"

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"OH... AHAHAHA!"

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OH. *PASS IT!!!*

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"I didn't even ins--"

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"Ah fu--"

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"AGAIN!"

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"You with the fucking.."

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" WEAHAHAHA!!"

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"Stop."

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"That's so weird."

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"We should just start--"
"Don't touch--"

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"Don't touch me!"

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"We should start making out."

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"Stop."

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"Stop."

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"Sto-- hah~"

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"How 'bout we put..."

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"Pin Brad down."

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"Put it on his testicles."
"NO."

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"Fuck you guys."

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"Oohh~"

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"Write in the comments if you think we should testicle Brad."

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"No!"

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"OH!"

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"Well, thank you guys so much for watching this video."

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"If you liked it..."

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"Punch felix in the face."

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"Whenever you meet him on the street."

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"And..."

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"High-five's all around."

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"See you later."

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"Go back to your home country..."

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"You fucking bitch." *OHHHHHHHHHHHH*