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*Si Poods ay naghahanap ng bagong senpai*

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*O ng ibang bagay?*

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"Kung mayroon lamang ako ng isang kaibigan..."

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"...na makakalaro ko."

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Sabihin mo sa akin...

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*tell me baby*

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Nakatitiyak ba ang aking mga pagkakataon ay tinatangay na ng hangin?

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Bakit kailangan mo pang...

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iwanan ako...

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Sa pamamagitan ng aking sarili...

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...Magisa...

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Gusto ko lang naman...

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Umuwi ka na sana

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''Kamusta mga bros''

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""Ako si peww

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"--Eeeewwwww--" "TOP OF THE MORNING!"

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"Ang berde pewdiepie"

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"Yung berdeng pewdiepie ay nadito...

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*Ano*

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"Kami ay maglalaro ng 'bop it'."

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"Hindi ko pa ito nalalaro, at kung hindi mo alam--"

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"Sa pangkalahatan..."

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"Gawin mo kung ano ang sinasabi nito."

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"Pwedeng patabingiin ito."

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"Bunutin mo."

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<Nagbibip>

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*LUH*

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"I-bop mo."

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"I-bop mo."

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AT!

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"Lalaruin natin ito... sa tunay na paraan."

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"May isang twist."

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"Uy!."

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"Si berdeng Pewdiepie." *dadating na dat boi*

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"Astig."

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Ano ba to amputa

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"O wow!"

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"Salamat!"

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"Salamat, Pewdiepie bilang 3."

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"Kapag nabigo ka..."

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"Makukuryente ang iyong mga utong."

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"Nais mong simulan?!"

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"O ako ang nais mong magsimula?"

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"Nais kong ikaw magsimula."

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"Sige."

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*XD*

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"Uh."

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"Puta ano bayan"

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"Iyon ang aktwal na mga clamp pang-utong."

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"Oo nga. Masarap sila sa pakiramdam."

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"Ugh! Magiging masakit ito."

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"Huwag ka masyadong maging pahirap sa akin."

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"Sige?"

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"Itaas mo lang nang konti."

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"Ayos? At ako ay..."

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<Nagulat>

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"P*tangin*mo!"*git zap*

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"Buti na lang nahulog ito."

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"Dahil nangangailangan yan ng circuit upang gumana."

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*Nangsampal nang pwet*

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"Geh."

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I-bop mo upang magsimula.

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*ulit*

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(Pinakamataas na iskor: Tatlumpu't lima)
"Handa ka na?"

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"Sige?"

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I-bop mo.

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"Diyos ko."

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Patabingiin mo.

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"Nakakasindak naman ito."

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Bunutin mo.

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Patabingiin mo.

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<Ungot>

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"Ayokong..."

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I-bop mo.

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ANO?

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I-bop mo tulad ng pagkakaintindi mo.

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"AAHHHHHH!!!!"

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"AAHHHHH!!!"

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"Ah... Ah."

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"Agh."

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*tumatawa*

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"Agh... ugh."

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"Masama ba?"

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"Oh hindi."

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"Hindi-- Magkakaroon ako..."

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" '... Ng punyetang pagkataranta sa paggawa nito."

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"Sige."
"Mayroon ka-"

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"Ako naman."
"Narinig ko..."

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"Ako naman."

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"Tumahimik ka."

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Pinakamataas na iskor! *magagawa mo yan Jack*

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Tatlumpu't lima.

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"Hinahawak niya sa maling kamay."

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*Chuckles*

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I-bop mo.

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ANO?

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I-bop mo tulad ng-- *marekt ka*

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*Si Jack grabe ang pagka-beast mode*

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"Diyos ko!"
Iskor: wala. *Skrub*

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"Na-bop ko naman ah!"

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*weh ba't di gumana?*

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Pinakamataas na iskor: Tatlumpu't lima.

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*OH YEA DAT JAM*

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"Nakuha kita--"
I-bop mo.

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"--kung saan gusto ko."
O! *bwisit o.o*

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"UGH!"

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"Put*ngina!"

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"Hindi gumagana sa akin!" *turuan mo siya poods*

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"Kung iba-bop mo..."

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"Gawin mo lang na parang ganito."

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"Huwag mong ilipat yang kamay."

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"Sige?"

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"Oh."

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I-bop mo.

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*maging mas mahusay*

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"Whoo ho!"

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Patabingiin mo.

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"Iyan na."

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Bunutin mo.

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I-duyan mo.

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*iyak ng sanggol*

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"Ano ang--"

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"Anong i-duyan mo?!"
ANO?

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"Tama na yon." *NOUUU*

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"GAHH!"

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"Put*ngina!"

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"Oh!"

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"Ang sakit naman iyon."

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"Oh hindi!"

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"Masakit pagkatapos."

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"Hindi ba?"

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"Ohh ~"

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"Mas malaki pa iyon kaysa nung huli."

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"Hindi. Hindi. Hindi naman."

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"Hindi naman."

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"Hay naku~"

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Bwisit-- napakatamis-- "
"Pangako ko."

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"Patabingiin-nips!"

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"Ginagawa ko na."

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*Basag*

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"Sa aking mga utong na lang ako."

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"T*ngina mo."

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*Snorts*

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"Put*ng--"

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"Ako'y--"

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"Hindi ako magaling dito."

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"Oiii~"

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"Upang gawin iyon."

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*dat mukha*

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"Ho hoo."

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Patabingiin mo.

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Bunutin mo.

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I-martilyo mo.

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*tumatawa*

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Bunutin mo.

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OH!

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*naggigigle*

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"O! Hindi ko maitabingi ito!"

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"Huwag mong gawing--"

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"Hindi ko sila maitabingi'..."

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"Ang mga kamay ko ay masyadong pasmado!"

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"Kung ganon... masyadong nakakabwisit..."

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"AGH."
"Kainis."

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"Ilagay mo yang mga..."

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"Ilagay mo ang mga yan!"

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"Ilagay mo ang mga yan."

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"Ilagay mo ang mga yan." *IBALIK MO*

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"Hindi mo--"

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"Ilagay. Mo. Yan."

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"Iwan akong nakabitin--"

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"Ilagay. Mo. Yan!"

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*magiging masakit o.o*

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"Siya .. he .. he ...>:)"

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"Oho! Oh! Hoo !!" *yang mukha*

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"Tigil!"

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"Nagawa ko!"

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"Pinapasa-pasahan naman natin ito."

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I-bop mo.
"Ayos?"

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may kilos

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"Ano?"

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Kilos.

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Ipasa mo.

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Ipasa mo.

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"Oohh~"

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"Hohohohoo!"
I-martilyo mo.

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Inumin mo.

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*Dumighay*

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Iselfie mo.

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*tumatawa*

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Iselfie mo. *maxadonginitsa'kin*

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"Napakahina mo dito."

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Ipasa mo.

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"Anong nangyayari?!"

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Patabingiin mo.

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"WHOA." *HALINA NA*

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Ipasa mo.

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OWWWW!!!!!

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Isuklay mo.
"Anong mali--"

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"Kasama ka?!"

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"Anong sinabi nito?!"

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"Maingay kang anak ng p*ta!"

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"Hayaan mong subukan ko."

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"Hindi."

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"Dili na."

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"Dili na."

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"AH! Bwisit, diyos ko."

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*Huehuehue*

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"AGH!"

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"Ang sakit nun!" * Gg *

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"Diyos ko."

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"Ayoko talaga itong punyetang ito."

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"At tumahimik ka kapag ipapasa mo..."

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"Na parang..."

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"DIYOS KO!"

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"Parang i-bop mo."

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"ANO?!"

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"Hehehe..."

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I-bop mo.

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*Sina Poods at Jack ay sumasayaw na parang MLG*

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Patabingiin mo.

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Bunutin mo.

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I-martilyo mo.

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"Oh Hooo~"

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I-bop mo.

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I-martilyo mo.

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YOOoowww!

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"Oh." *ano*

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Alam mo-- *talaga o.o?*

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*tumatawa*

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Pinakamataas na iskor: Tatlumpu't lima

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*tumatawa*

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"Kakaiba talaga!"

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*tumatawa*

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"Lang..."

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"Ohh hohohoho!!"

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"Hindi! Magsisimula ako ngayon.

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"Dahil nakukuha mo ang lahat ng mga madadali sa simula."

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"Parang..."

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"I-bop mo. Bunutin mo."

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"Patabingiin mo. I-martilyo mo."
"T*ngina."

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"OOH!"

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"AHAHAHA..."

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"Nadama ko dito, at dito."

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"Mukhang kakaiba iyon."

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"HINDI!"

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"Umalis ka."

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"G*go ka."

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I-bop mo.

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I-martilyo mo.

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ANO?

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"Oh hoo ~" *marekt*

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Alam mo tulad ng bawat--
"AGHhh--"

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*tumatawa*

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"Oh! Ang sakit nun."

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Ipalo mo.

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*naku p*ta*

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Ipasa mo.

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"Ang pu--"

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"OH... AHAHAHA!"

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OH. *IPASA MO!!!*

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"Ni hindi ko nga inins--"

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"Ah pu--"

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"ULIT!"

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"Ikaw kasama ang p*tang.."

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"WEAHAHAHA!!"

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"Tigil."

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"Kakaiba yun."

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"Dapat simulan na lang nating--"
"Huwag mong hawakan--"

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"Huwag mo akong hawakan!"

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"Dapat nating simulan ang paggawa sa labas."

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"Tigil."

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"Tigil."

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"Tig-- hah~"

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"Paano kung ilalagay natin..."

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"Pin Brad down."

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"Ilagay niyo sa kanyang testicles."
"HINDI."

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"T*ngina niyo guys."

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"Oohh~"

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"Magsulat ng komento kung sa tingin mo ay dapat naming i-testicle si Brad."

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"Hindi!"

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"OH!"

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"Salamat sa inyo sa panonood ng video na ito."

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"Kung nagustuhan mo ito..."

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"Suntukin mo si Felix sa mukha."

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"Sa tuwing makikita mo siya sa kalye."

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"At..."

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"Ang mga High-five ay nakapalibot."

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"Hanggang sa muli."

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"Bumalik ka sa iyong bansa..."

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Bwisit ka amp*ta." *OHHHHHHHHHHHH*