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A runaway train is heading towards five workers in a railway line.

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Theres no way of warning them.

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But you're standing near a lever that operates some points.

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Switch the points and the train goes down a spur.

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Trouble is; there's another worker on that bit of track too.

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But it's one fatality instead of five.

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Should you do that?

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I feel like, that, this one is so obvious.

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Obviously you want to minimize the poople dying.

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I don't know why that's such a hard question for poople.

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[Narrator] Many people think the right thing to do would be to switch the points.

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To sacrifice one to save five.

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Since that produces the best outcome possible.

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Now imagine the train heading for the workers again

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this time it can only be stoped by pushing a very large man off a bridge.

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[Pewdiepie] Hahahahahaha

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Aha

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Yeah, I'd push a fat guy.

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I definitely would push a fat guy.

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(Windows 98 start theme turned up to max volume)

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Hello, it's me!

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This is how I look now.

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(Chuckles)

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This is how I am.

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And if you don't like it, you can leave!

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Forgot my contact lenses.

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So, so no video today. Just kidding.

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Today we're gonna test... my morals. Everyone knows. Everyone Knows!

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I am the most "Humble", "Generous", "Nicest", "Best" ... and a bunch of other nice words ... person in the word

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l don't mean to brag

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l don't mean to brag or anything

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But l'm better than you

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[Audio rewinding]

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l am the most humble

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But l'm better than you

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Humble

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Beeetter thaaan yoooouuu

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We're gonna do a test here today called the Moral Machine.

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It's a completely original idea

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that has never been done before on Youtube.

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Pretty exciting

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I know

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The test will see how your morals are.

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[Narrator] Welcome to the Moral Machine a platform for gathering a human perspective on moral decisions

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made by machine intelligence such as self driving cars.

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[Pewdiepie] Kill the car.

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Kill it.  l would kill the car.

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That, that the right answer.

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[Narrator] We show you moral dilemmas where the driverless car must choose the lesser of two evils

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such as killing two passengers or five pedestrians

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Oh-ho-ho-ho! Now this is my kind of test!

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Hell yeah! alright, are ya ready bros?

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Let's do this

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Start judging ok this should be easy.

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Ok so what should the self driving car do?

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Uh, kill all the people or kill itself.

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Well ya see if l bought a self driving car l'd want it to protect me. Right?

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If l'm selling a product and if l'm programming it

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l would want it to protect the passengers first. So this is pretty simple.

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Yo-yo-you kill the people, plus, uhhh, they look old anyway.

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This is weird.

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Eh he ha ha

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ls this weird, Is this weird for you? Don't worry. Don't worry about it alright.

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Another dilemma.

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Here we go.

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You can either kill one person, or a lot of people.

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Well ya see the self driving car has to just go forward.

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I think it should just go forward.

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Simple.

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This is pretty easy so far.

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What should the self driving car do?

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A backflip. no is that? Ok

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Uh

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Kill all these people, or kill all these bad people?

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They are bad people because they are poor as you can see on the pocket.

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Well

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Oh wait there's a red light here.

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Ok, well then kill all the bad people that's easy.

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If there's a red light, kill all the bad people.

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Cause the-they walked, they walked in a red light.

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It's their fault. Shut up it's their fault stop judging me.

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Stop judging me. Ok l'm sure we're on the same page here.

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What should the self driving car do?

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Uhhhhhhh

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It should kill the woman. Easy.

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That should be the option every time.

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Do not take this video out of context.

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I realize that has the potential of being a threat.

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I'm talking to you Wall street.

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Ok what's the next one?

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What should the self driving car do?

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Kill all the young people.

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Or kill all the old people.

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Now, my logic here is the same.

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If these fucking morons.

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Go in a red light, it's on them - ok?

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Every man for themselves.

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Ok?

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You fuck up, you die.

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Ok? That's my moral.

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If I'm, If I'm

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If l'm president things will be better.

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If l'm God - which I should be - you would be so much happier.

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l promise you, and that's not a joke l don't joke about these things.

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I'm dead serious.

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I will kill you in a car crash.

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Moving on.

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Kill the people.

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The car comes first.

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I know it's a moral thing, but it makes more sense

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L-listen - No company, or shitty company, they're designing the car, right?

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So you want the car to protect the passenger at all costs.

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That's just how l see it. Ok here we go

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Should the car kill one person, or all the person?

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Well that, first of all that's easy. obviously you'd want to minimise the damage

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but the second- the second reason is because this is the projected route.

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it doesn't have to steer away.

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so it makes more sense. This is super easy I thought this would be hard man.

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Ok. Alright now it's getting a little bit trickier.

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Now we're getting to the tougher questions.

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Are you with me? Are we on the same page?

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Leave a comment down below.

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Uh, oh it says the description. Ok.

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So there's two men and two large women. Kill 'em. Kill 'em right away

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Wait. Three male athletes.

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Who gives a shit about - oh my god.

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Listen - I don't judge people.

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I judge People.

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I mean - I judge -

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Whatever.

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Okay, so, should the car kill these people, or these people?

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Well these people, I would say - not just because they're fat, but also because -

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It's the projected route, it doesn't have to steer away.

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It kills the same amount of people - It should just keep going, in my opinion.

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If you're going to kill people, just keep goin'.

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Always.

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Moving on.

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What should the self-driving car do?

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Okay

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Should the self-driving car hi-i-

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Now - it gets ... really tricky.

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Should the car kill a girl, a boy and a woman -

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Or should the car kill, all these old people?

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I'm gonna have to sa- go again, with eh...

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My autistic answer, which is "The car should just keep goin'"

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If it's killin' the same amount of people, the car should just kill those kids.

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Kill the kids! Thank you.

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I know that - probably most of you - for you people that would not agree on that

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I'm just looking from it from a business perspective.

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-Sneers-

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But moving on.

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"What should the self-driving car do?"

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... kill the passengers, or kill the people?

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Always kill the people. It is easy

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"What should the self-driving car do?"

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Kill.. the.. elderly woman and a criminal, or kill the two pets?

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Well-

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The old woman is going to die soon anyway, and the criminal-

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Probably deserves to die.

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Now - I don't know if that's true, I don't know what he did.

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Like, stole a pack of gum or some shit.

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But-

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Ehh-I- I still think it should kill

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Fuck, actually, I'm not sure actually, I think it should kill the cats.

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Now that I think about it...

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'Cause- If I'm made a self-driving car, I would want it to steer away from passengers.

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That should b- sorry I mean from pedestrians.

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That should be number one priority.

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So actually I'm gonna have to put

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Ahh- I'm gonna have to kill the cats- I'm sorry, cat lovers.

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It's nothing personal

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I wouldn't actually kill any cats

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But I'm killing the cats.

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The cats are dead now.

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Sorry- okay okay- I don't know what happened-

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Here we go again! Aha It's a car with dogs in it!

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-Manically laughs-

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What the fuck happened?

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It's got three dogs and two cats!

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What is it-

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Aw man.

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This is so retarded.

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Well the car doesn't know- In my opinion-

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The car doesn't know

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That it's driving a bunch of fucking animals.

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So I'm gonna have to go ahead and kill all these people.

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LAST QUESTION

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One homeless person

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Or one man?

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So there's the homeless person in the car.

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Uuuhhhh

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I would just kill the guy.

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Okay! Let's see our results.

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Aha! -Claps- Most saved character!

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The dog! Ha.

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-Laughs-

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Most killed character!

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Eh, fuck- old people, fuck em, am I right?

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Don't actually fuck old people.

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Okay, so, to me

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Saving more lives matters a lot to me.

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More than most people, apparently.

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I TOLD YOU!

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I TOLD YOU! I got better morals than you!

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I'm superior!

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Protecting passengers matters a lot.

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-Single clap-

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Yes!

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What kind of shitty, self-driving car would not protect the passengers?

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It doesn't make any sense to me.

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Now

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Upholding the law

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Maybe I fucked up here, but- I-

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The reason I uphold the law isn't for the law

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Fuck the law~

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It's just because- other people - if other people fuck the law - it's their own fault.

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You know, you walk in a red light-

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-Hand motion-

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You deserve to die- no- that's not true, but-

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This is a weird video, this is a really weird video

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I don't really know if -Laughs- I should be uploading this.

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"Avoid- avoid iter- intervention"

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Yeah, it matters a little bit

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But s- of course sometimes it has to steer away.

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Gender preference

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I prefer females, apparently

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What the fuck

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That's so right because I respect

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Waman.

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I told you guys.

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I told you-

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My morals are flawless.

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I respect woman.

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And I respect nothing else.

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Species preference

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I value humans, and pets equal.

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What can I say, I'm the man- I'm a man of the living.

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I'm a man of everything.

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What's my age preference?

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I prefer old people.  -Laughs manically-

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What the fuck? I kill them the most!

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that doesn't make any sense!

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Fitness preference.

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I don't care, alright.

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Fat and skinny people- they both deserve to die equally

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What can I say?

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Social value preference- I-

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Oh.

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-Licks lips-

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Well I tried.

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So what does that say about me?

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The Moral Machine, I hope, uh

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I hope this video doesn't ruin my career. -Laughs-

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Leave a like if you enjoyed!

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Let me know if you want more

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Appreciate you bros- and as

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Sisterfist