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YOU LAUGH

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YOU LOSE

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IF YOU LAUGH YOU'RE FUCKING OUT
(In Swedish)

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UGHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Oh but PewDiePie you've done like a billion of these already ;p

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*clap*

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WELL THAN STOP CLICKING ON THEM

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"Try Not To Laugh Challenge" , more like

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"Try Not To Get This Video Age-Restricted,

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Copyright Flagged,

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Try For The Love of God to Get Ads on This Video Challenge" :(

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LET'S GO!

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*Try to get this video 10 minutes long challenge*

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I'm gonna hit you guys off with one of my favorites. It's a classic, obviously I've seen it

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Does Samuel L. Jackson like anime?

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Yes I do

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Hentai too  ;)

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HAHA HA HAHA

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*snickering*

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It's so fucking good. There's one. There's another version. Let me find it.

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Does Samuel L. Jackson like anime?

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Yes I do

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Hentai too ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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*shroom simulator* HAHAHAHAHA

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*snicker*

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Why is Samuel L. Jackson me?

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A true American hero.

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2 lazy to copy captions - kakusei

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Is this Jojo?

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"The world may have power,

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but God has given me a power

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even stronger than the world! " (╬ ಠ益ಠ)"

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*cringe mode processing*
*sound of roblox master strength*

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"nnrghh"

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WHOAA

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WHOA!!

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DAMN THAT STRENGTH :O

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DAMN THAT STRENGTH :O

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OH

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OH!

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*animu badassery*

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Nah..

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it was-it was alright

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*violence*

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Oh wow, this is gonna be weird. (rip)

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*wat..?*

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*violence...?*

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*cat sneeze* *haaa chu*

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"Spices"

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*cat shits out flavor powder*

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"Taste"

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"The best taste!"

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"I'm a pussy noodle! (?!?)"

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"Oh 0-0" *aroused man dressed as penis*

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"You do not have to share"

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"POOSY NOODLE!"

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"WITH-A SELFU STEAM"

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POOSEY NOODERUUUUUUUUUUU

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What just happened? ಠ_ಠ

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Why did he stab himself??

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Why was there an American woman trying to read Japanese??

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*EDGAR-SAMA* WATASHI-WA~

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PUSSY NOODLES STEAM~  ;D :3

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So far I haven't even flinched

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Have you laughed yet?

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You best not because then you- YOU LOSE!

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YOU DON'T WANNA LOSE DO YOU! (hell nah!)

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That's right! moving on.

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I think I've seen this one.

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Yes I have, but it's funny

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*Poods lost*

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*laugh*

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fucking bregnant

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Bregant fucking bregant Jesus. How long does it go on?

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FUCKING BRÉGÀNT!

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Jesus, how long does it go on?

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PREGANANANT?!?!

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Ahh~ Congratulations everyone! We-WE'RE PREGANANANT!! :D

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everyone

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You're RETARdadaRAART!

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You're RETARdadaRAART!

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These people need to not pass on their genes.

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They need to.. get sterilized.

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I'm all for sterilization!

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Based on... grammatical errors

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*snicker*

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Fuck I've seen this one as well. It's goddamn beautiful.

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Goddamn love this one. - "DON'T KILL ME!"

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*violence*

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"WHY ARE YOU KILLING ME? D': "

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"Stop... killing me )':  "

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"stop killing MEEE! D:&lt;"

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*short, high pitched scream*

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*shriek*

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"we get here to kill each other"

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"sTooop"

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"STOP!"

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The best part about this one is his mom... his mom tells him to stop.

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*high voice* "MOTHE' FUCKEN BETCH I FUCKEN HATE U!!"

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"muh-fucking bitch"

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"i fuckin hate youu"

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*inaudible*

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Okay c'mon guys stop. Don't make me kid cry. Stop it

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*hearty laugh*

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*(evil) laugh*

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*imitating* All right guys!

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Alright guys stop.. stop making my kid cry in this video game~

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Jesus!

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*my ears plz stop*

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*shrieking and crying*

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"Hey, man, it's probably just a glitch dude, I wouldn't worry about it. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ "

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F-FUCK YOU SON OF A BIT-

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"FAHK YOU!!"
F-FUCK YOU SON OF A BIT-

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*insanity*

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*Pewds laughing*

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*sobbing*

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*sniffles*

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Ameeeericaaaaa

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*more insanity*

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SHUT UP! YOU ASSHOLE

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"It's just a glitch man~ Relax."

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*no chill*

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"It was a communist mount, it was-"

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*LAUGH*
*Poods loosing

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He pulled the communist card. God bless

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"President Obama will go down as perhaps the worst president in the history of the United States..

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exclamation point."

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exclamation point at Real Donald trump

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"@realOrangeFace"

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*audience laughter*

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*laughter in the audience*

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"Well... @realDonaldTrump.."

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At real Donald trump at least I will go down as A PRESIDENT

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" at least I will go down as a President" (oh no..)

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*audience woos*

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"When you open your heart to patriotism"

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"We will open your heart to patriotism"

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"There is-"

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*stuttering*

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That music is going to copyright me. It's goddamn beautiful why curb

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That music is gonna copyright me.

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It's goddamn beautiful

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Why Curb?.. Why?

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That's goddamn beautiful. That's an excellent meme

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*phone beeping*

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"Can I help you?"

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"Yes, uh... butt plugs?"

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"Who?"

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"Butt plugs."

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*inaudible*

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*phone beeping*

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"Hi there, how can I help you?" - Pewds: What??

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"uhhh, butt plugs?"

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"What is it?"

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"butt plugs"

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"um, what plugs?"

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"uh, butt plugs."

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"A BUTT plug?"

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"Butt plugs"

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"Um, I'm not following what you're saying."

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"Butt plugs."

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"I have a bad connection, I-I don't understand - what is it??"

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"Uh, butt plugs!"

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"Butt.. Butt plugs??"

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"Mhm"

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"Is it like a receptacle you're saying-"

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"Butt plug! Butt plug!"

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"Butt plug! Butt!.. Plug!"

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"Yeah.. Butt what?"

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"BUTT! PLUG!" *Pewds snickering*

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"I know but ("Butt Plug!!") like what do you use it on?""

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"What do you use it in? I'm tryin-"

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"BUTT PLUG!!!"

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"BUTT!.. PLUG!"

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"That? Okay, i'll get you a (spark?) plug."

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"There's all kind of spark plugs."

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"BUTT!!.. PLUG!!"

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"BUTTT!!.. PLUGG!"

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"BUTT!!.. PLUGG!!"

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"Wat?"

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"BUTT!... PLUGG!!"

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"Oh :o "

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God bless that man. So innocent.

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Bless his heart &lt;3

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whoa!

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Oh!

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What?

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*Pewdielaugh*

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Seems pretty realistic to me.

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that looked legit!

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If only I was alive at the..

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the time of real battles.. (could've conquered Norway)

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"You sit at the restaurant with your young son. He says he is hungry."

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"You agree to get him dinner."

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"You open up to the kids' menu."

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This has just become try not to racism challenge.

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"The child is far too young for adult food"

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"Chicken Nugger... stares at you from the page"

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"You don't understand.."

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"Your palms get sweaty and your son complains.."

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"He says he's hungry"

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"Your mind strains searching for an answer"

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"In a world of Sweer Potato and French Fried."

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"You try to order the chicken nugger but you cannot."

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"The words could not escape your lips."

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"Your son is hungry. He complains." *Poodielaugh*

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"The waitress stares at you, her head spinning Chicken Nugger."

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"Her arms swinging French Fried."

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"Your son cries the tears of a chicken nuggerless child."

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"In your mind, you scream."

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"It is raining Sweer Potato now."

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"You have French Fried engraved on your left temple"

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"and you do not understand.."

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"Your son weeps in the corner."

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"He is starving.."

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"Starving... for the Chicken Nugger.."

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No one noticed it said "sweer" potato as well? Jesus.

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*sigh* I love Chicken Nugger. It's my favourite dish.

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There's not shame in ordering it, even though you're an adult

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There's not shame in ordering it, even though you're an adult

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and it's on the kids' menu.

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"Oh nooo~!" Oh my stomach hurts after that one.

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"ohh nooo"

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Ohh my stomach hurts after that one

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"it's meltiiing"

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"my precious power ring,"
The hell is this?

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The hell is this?

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"Gooone~ foreva~"

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*screeching* ಠ__ಠ

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*screeching* ಠ__ಠ

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*laugh*

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Voice acting 101!

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That's ama- what an incredible shriek of terror!

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I-I truly sympathize with this woman.

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OMG Yes! I've seen this one! (of course)

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Ugh

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I don't even know if we can show this.

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*violence*

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*Laugh*

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"AH~ Oh it hurts! &gt;.&lt;"

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*panting*

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"It's bad.. (help me..?)"

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*pain*

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*Pewdielaugh*

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*grunting*

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*panting*

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You can do it man!

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For your brothers!

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*cry of pain*

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*more pain*

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*extra pain*

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:'(

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*panting*

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*choking*

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*sobbing*

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*animu girl blabbering*

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"Mama help me D':&gt; "

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"I don't wanna die out here.."

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"Not yet.."

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We never heard of PantyShotLover64.. after that moment. :'(

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Rest in Peace

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This has been Try not to laugh challenge

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This has been Try not to laugh challenge

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Did you laugh or did you lose?

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Did this get copyright striked? Most likely.

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Thank you for watching! Leave a thumbs up!

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And as always

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sister-fister my sisters

