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All

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white people

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are

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racist

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EACH

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AND EVERY

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ONE OF 'EM

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♫  Ano kousaten de  ♫
( What if everyone skipped down )

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♫  Min’na ga moshi SUKIPPU wo shite  ♫
( Along the city streets that run all throughout the town )

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♫  Moshi ano machi no man’naka de  ♫
( Imagine if we met up in the city’s heart )

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♫  Te wo tsunaide sora wo miagetara  ♫
( And one by one we held hands and looked up the sky )

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♫ ( “PONPONPON” / Kyary Pamyu Pamyu ) ♫

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Let's see how racist we are...

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Today, we're going to do a test

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It's made uhm...

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It's a legit test..

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..to see,

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if you’re a racist

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How many racisms do you have?

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You can do the test as well to see

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Uhm, I hope I have zero racism

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I think- I think I do at least?

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I think I do,

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but at the same time...

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Apparently, fidget spinners are a white supre- *mispronounces*

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white supremacist symbol...

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Now, so..

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you know, who- who knows?

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This could go either way, who kno- who knows? *laughs*

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Let's do this...

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Which statement best describes-

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you?

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I strongly prefer-

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Okay, well I'm kidding, I'm kidding...

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I like white and black people equally...

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I like to think that's what I think atleast...

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"Please rate how warm or cold you feel toward... "

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"...the following group?"

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Very warm.

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Very warm..

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So far, I feel like I'm doing pretty well!

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"In getting what you want, it is sometimes necessary to use force against other groups"

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Well, I mean..

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...yeah

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Shit, I feel like I'm failing this, god damn it!

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Only if they use forces aswell, okay?

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An eye-for-an-eye

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*stutters* Ehh, am I right?

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No? Okay, great...

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"No one group should discrim-"

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"No one group should dominate society"

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This is some heavy- heavy ass questions, alright?

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I haven't thought about enough about this

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I- I feel like I wouldn't say I strongly agree?

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But I feel like I- I moderately agree with that...

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"Sometimes other groups must be kept in their place."

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Okay, well now, strongly disagree with that.

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Well, then- then again there's ISIS,

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you know?

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Well, *chuckles*

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I don't know, well fuck god damn it!

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Ehh, ugh..

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Fuck.

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Eh, I can't- I can't honestly say I strongly disagree-

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I slightly agree.

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WHY AM I FILMING THIS?

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"We should strive to make incomes-"

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Eh, I strongly agree.

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"Our country needs a powerful leader in order to destroy their radical and immoral currents prevailing in society today."

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I disagree.

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I slightly disagree..

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I don't think uh, a powerful leader is necessary...

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"Facts show that we have to be harder against crime and sexual immorality."

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Okay, fine..

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"Is it better to accept bad literature than to censor it?"

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Strongly agree.

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Just 'cuz I don't agree with it, doesn't mean I should censor it.

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Uh, that one- that one's the only one I feel I can strongly-

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actually put myself behind the rest of these..

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Uh, I might want to adjust later, okay?

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"Many good people challenge the state, criticize the church and ignore the normal way of living"

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Many good people.

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Uhm, I agree.

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"It would be best if newspapers were censored so that people would not be able to get hold of destructive and disg-"

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Strongly dis-*chuckles* agree,

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what the fuck?

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Okay, here we go..

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"In the next tax- task, you will be presented with a set of words..."

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Okay..

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"Black people faces of black people"

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"White people faces of white people..."

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"Agon-" oh..

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what?

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"Put your-" okay..

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*background music starts*

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Okay,

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Oh God, do I have to guess who they are?

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What the fuck is this test?!

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I think black,

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I think white,

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I think black,

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I think white,

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I think blAaAck

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I think bLaAaAcK

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God damnit..

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Oh my God,

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this is terrible...

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Why am I doing this?

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White *repeats*

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Ohh, black..

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Blaaff-

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FUCK!

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Ohh, my God!

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*background music stops*

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Did I do it?

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"See above, the categories have changed."

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Oh, you trying to mind fuck me of wha- what's good and bad?

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Okay, "Fix the error by hitting the-"

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Okay..

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*new background music starts*       
 Alright, awful.

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Bad..

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Bad...

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Good,

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bad..

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good,

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bad,

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THIS IS SO WEIRD!

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Oh, my God!

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I'm so nervous..

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*background music stops*

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Okay, I think I did good.

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Wait, WHAT?!

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"White people or black people... good or bad."

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You fu-

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They want me to be racist.

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Why aren't they putting bla- white people then?

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Okay? It's like they know..

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It's like they know some-

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insecure white guys sitting here like:

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"Please, I HOPE I'M NOT RACIST.."

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"I swear, I'm not!"

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"new background music starts* Okay, uhm...

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What?

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Black people?

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Isn't it sort of racist to put black people with bad?

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Okay, I think I'm doing okay...

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Uh, good..

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Black,

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good,

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good,

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I mean,

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WHAAAAAAAAAAT

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NOO!

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EUUGH!

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BAD,

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bad,

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good, eh-

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white,

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bad,

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Blaeeeh

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*background music stops*

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I can't upload this video *laughs*

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*new background music starts*

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*heavy sighs*

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Fuck, I'm focused as fuck 'cuz I don't wanna be racist...

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Fuck this test man..

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How did they judge me from this? I don't understand...

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Bad,

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good,

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AHH-

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Eh, AHH-

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God,

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You see what it's doing? I feel like they're in my head...

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*background music stops*

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Oh my God, okay..

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"Notice above there are only two categories..."

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"..they have switched positions."

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Okay, n- OHMYGOD

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It's opposite now..

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Okay (2x)

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Easy, not a problem.

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I'm not racist!

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White,

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black,

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black,

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black,

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black,

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That's the same image..

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White,

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black,

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EUAAH,

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WHITE,

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BLAAACK,

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Okay,

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come on, not racist!

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White,

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white,

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white,

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white,

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black,

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white,

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black,

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*struggles* white,

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black,

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Is that KSI? (LOLOLOLO)

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I'm kidding, I'm kidding!

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God, damn it!

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Aw, fu-

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I'm not doing well, okay..

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white,

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Ugh, I'm so nervous...

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You guys eh, I'm legit nerv-  
*background music stops*  
Okay,

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Okay, now white people are bad and black people are good...

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FUCK THIS TEST! *chuckes* It's mind-fucking me,

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It's fucking mind-fu *cuts*

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You get out of my head, I feel like,

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(thot?) Police,

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Made this game..
*background music starts*

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God damn it, okay.. alright...

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This...

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Oh God,

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NO,

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Okay, I'm- this is easy because all I have to do is think that white people are bad...

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Bad,

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bad,

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bad,

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*background music stops*
bad,

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I'm literally going on my head, white people are bad,

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white people are bad,

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white *chuckles* people are bad..

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white,

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No, shit!

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Fuck!

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I am so nervous because I did not do very well...

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I fu- Oh my God,

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this is it...

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This is the Wall Street Journal, what they've been waiting for...

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I'm a male, does that matter?

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Does that matter to how racist I am?

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Oh, my stomach hurts I'm so nervous...

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Am I less-racist if I'm from a different place in the world?

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Where the fuck am I? Okay, there I am...

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Poli- well I guess I'm neutral..

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Does- eh, do they have a YouTuber here?

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Oh look, they do..

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No religion...

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Not at all,

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I got uh, I got a graduate diplomat,

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...in Engineering,

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Okay...

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Sweden,

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Oh my God, come on, Sweden...

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Come on, Sweden!

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Here we go, my results.. okay..

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"Why are we still here?"

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"Just to suffer..."

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"Every night..."

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"I can feel my leg..."

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"My arm..."

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Fuck.

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God, damn it!

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"Your data suggests: "

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"A moderate automatic preference for white peop-"

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I'm racist...

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God damn it *laughs*

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You don't know that...

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...about me, okay?

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Listen, you don't-

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God damn it, FUCK!

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WALL STREET!

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POLYGON PLEASE!

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Shit...

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I'm- ugh..

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It's just- it's just a test.

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*reading text, can't subtitle this cuz my back hurts now sorry* -Moo

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That's so stupid, that doesn't even make any sense...

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Well, God damn it!

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Why did I do this?

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Why did I think this was a good idea...

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I'll let you guys know, in the comments.

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I really don't think, I'm uh-

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actually racist,

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I know I can say that,

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and this data is telling me I'm racist

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but you try it,

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and see if you get- *stutters*

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I'm sure, I'm sure we're all racist...

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WE'RE ALL RACIST,

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A lil' bit, okay?

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Aren't we all racist? It's okay...

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Ohf.. I'm trying to dig myself out but I can't do it.. HELP!

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LEAVE A LIKE FOR RACIST-

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I MEAN,

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FUCK!

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AHHHH!

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Guess they were right about fidget spinners,

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I GUESS THEY WERE RIIIGHHTT!

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FU-