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(不要用可悲的google translate 傷害我的眼睛 , 混帳東西)
PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW

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Today, we are doing something a little different. (rocket ship?)

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Today we are playing...

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Not one game,

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But three games! (wow you win an oscar)

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If that doesn't prove that I'm a gamer,

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I don't know what does.

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Three games...

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In V.R. baby!

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Let's frickin' go!

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So the first game, is a Sonic Simulator.

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Ok uhhhh... what do I need to do?

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"Type your actual height"

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Ok, so...

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Five hund- 3 metres

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Nine metres.

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Ok I'm 1.8, I don't care what anyone says

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[The jazziest of music]

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Here we go. Here we go.

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OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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HOOOOO MY GODDD

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WOOOOOO I'M SONIC BABY

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This is a dream (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

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*music keeps playing*

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WOAHHH!!!

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F A S T E R   R U N N I N G

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FASTERRRRRRR

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Ok we gotta jump now

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HUP

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*more lit music*

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JUMP GOD-

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*lit music ends* Ok,

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I think it comes to a moment when you realise

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I'm gonna throw up if I play any more...

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*lit music has reentered the chat* SO LET'S PLAY MORE :D

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SPIN!!!

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*lit music leaves the chat again* I'm not playing this... no way... NO... WAY...

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I am NOT playing this game

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This is a barfing simulator (-﹏-。)

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Oh god I'm getting old [old sigh]

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*lit music makes brief appearence*

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Ok, I've played this game before

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But I rEAllY, ReAlLy, rEaLlY, ReaLLy wanna play it again (do you really Felix?)

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It's called drunken bar fight simulator

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And I am ready to make -ah- action with the -eh- -eh people

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Ah ok "please stand up straight and pull trigger"

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Oh you're gonna get the taste of the Swedish Meatballs™

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Ohh a game where you walk normally

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Character: I can't stand it that my wife complains that she always sees me as a woman.

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Excuse me.... What??【・_・?】

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Ohh you're a beauty- OH! I DIDN'T MEAN TO PUNCH YOU D:

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OH PLEASE! Charactor: you wanna shot? Felix: PLEASEEE! Charactor: Here's a shot!

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Don't hurt me! Aarghjlk!!

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*rip felix*

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AHHHHHHHHHHHH

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What the- what the hell *count down begins in background - 10, 9*

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GET UP *8*

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GET *7*

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UP *6*

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*5, 4*

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Oh yeah *3* you gotta pull yourself up *2*

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Pull yourself up man *count down stops, cue dramatic music*

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Youuu made a dangerous enemy

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Hey, please...

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PLEASE DON'T HURT MAEEE

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STOP. PLEASE. PLEASE DON'T HURT MAEEEEE

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BOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOM

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OHH DAMN I GOT THE POWER!

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BOOM X4 YEAH!

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You wish you would never fight ME

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UHHHHH now let's get those goddamn knees

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Ah god damnit [rabid dog sounds]

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Don't get up. Don't get up, you will regret this

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Don't get up you son of a gun

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(omg I'm captioning assault)

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Ya ever got a brofist here??? (probably)

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Oh you're s- OH GOD EW EW EW EW EW EW

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Slap your knees... slap your knees. (moaning, grunts)

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YEAH!! YEAH! YEah yeah. uh uh uh!

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Where are you going?? huh? where are you going? come back here :(

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Come back here

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Stop right there criminal scum

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What happened??

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Character: Welcome to my bar. Its the worst in the city.

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Oh yeah you can get drunk in this game

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Character: I'm a motivational speaker against alcoholism

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Felix: Smell this. Charactor: so i teach by making an example so i get the point across.

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SMELL THIS.

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Ya like that? ;)

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Ya like this? ;)))

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Now kiss it ( ˘ ³˘)♥

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AWW ye ye ye you like that

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._.

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AHH AHH see just tell me if I should stop

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(Pewds continues to assault the video game characters)

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Character: Live life like Marky Mark, I always say.

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*yeet*

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Ohhh limboooo! You wanna limbo?

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*nearly breaks neck*

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You wanna limbo?

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*BOING*

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P-haha what is this?

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Charactor: you can't judge me for being a drunk...

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*BOING*

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... when it's part of my job

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How's your hairline going there buddy? (oof)

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*drinking sound*

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*punch*

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Character 1: AHHH, this is- (inaudible)

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Character 2: OWWW, you can't hit me there!

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Character 2: How C R U E L

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Guys, please D:

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(overlapping speech)

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Please...

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*Super Saiyan Pewds*

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*continuous knee attacks and shouts of agony)

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Random Guy: wAt dID YOUU dRiNk? T E Q U I L L A?

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This is how we fight in Sweden...

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(shouts of agony)

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UNDEFEATABLE

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*more shouts of agony*

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YEAHHHHHH

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WA- *ded*

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NOO!

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Get up

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Get up, goddammit,

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Not like this...

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Not like this!

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I'm back

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I'm back!

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Character: YOU GOT TO FIGHT ME!

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*oof*

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Goddammit, he got me from behind

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*count down starts: 10, 9*

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Get up *8*

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GeT uP gEdDaMmEt *7, 6*

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Get UUPPPPP *5, 4*

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UP! *3*

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I'm up! *2*

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I'M UP! *1!*

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I'M UP!!!

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Fu-

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*ingame cheering*

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Not fair

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(plays with stool)

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Woah!

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The physics are so crazy!

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Character: I hate my ex-wife;

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Always telling me I drank at parties-

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P: Hey buddy, you wanna hang?

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*boof*

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I like how tha- that doesn't bother him at all

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EH HA

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Here you go, now you have hair; you're welcome!

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*chime*

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IS THAT A FRICKIN' MACE?

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THERE'S A MACE?!

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That's AMAZING! (pun intended)

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You want some tips? (WE GOT EM!)

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*wicked skills*

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Or you'll regret...

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...making me very angry

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*breaks mace* *cue dramatic sad music*

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DAMMIT!

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Come back here!

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I messed up!

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Come back mace, pleaseeee!

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Don't goooo!

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I love youuuu! *dramatic sad music stops*

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Ok, let's be gentle...

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*o shit*

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OHO- JESUS!

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OH MY GOD

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Sorry guys!

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(we've witnessed murder)

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._.

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NO ONE LEAVES COMPLETELY (inaudible)

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(ingame rioting)

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Stop it

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Stop it!

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(ingame rioting)

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P: (inaudible)

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Please come help us!

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come near me and no one gets hurt (???)

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NO my shield (??)

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*finally the noise stops :D*

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DAMMIT!

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I was so close!

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Woah!

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Well I went out like hero style

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Character: I bought this top with- (inaudible)

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Damn, I'm really good

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Alright, let's go for the nipple

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*boof*

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OHHHHHHHHHH

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Pewds: HUH

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Character: AHHH

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Pewds: AH- (laughs)

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Pewds: HUH

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OHHHH MY GOD!

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I'M SORRY! (x2)

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UGH! PLEASE, I'M SORRY!

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UGH- nooooo

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(laughs)

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Ohoho god, look at him

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(oh nooooo D:)

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I felt sick for hours yesterday

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I dunno why I can't play-

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Sometimes I play, like no problem,

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And then, sometimes...

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I play a little bit and I just wanna die...

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But hopefully, that won't happen again

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*ding*

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Ok, let's go up here

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Yeah, let's go to the roof, guys!

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So, I didn't know you could do this,

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I dunno if it's a new thing, but,

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We have a whole new roos-

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Hello!

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Ok, Felix,

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Just act cool,

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And you'll blend right in.

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Oh My GODDDDDD

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That's how Mafia WORKS!!!

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(laughs) dammit

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THAT'S how MAFIA WORKS!

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DAMMIT!

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Ok, ok, ok (chuckles)

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Here we go

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excuse me sir

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Ingame: OHHHHHH

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P: Hey...

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Stay- stay away

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THIS IS HOW MAFIA WORKKKS!!!

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*ded*

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WOAH!

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*random sounds*

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Woah!

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No! (chuckles)

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(pewds is dying)

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NOOOhoo! NOOhe

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Look at his face!

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Hey, what are you doing?!

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THIS IS HOW MAFIA WORKS-

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BEEEEE--

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OHH-

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*explosion*

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OHHH

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(laughs)

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Stay away (x3)

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STAY AWAYYY!

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STAY AWAYYY!

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Goddamn, they're CRAZY-

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I'm trying to light a firework

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DON'T MAKE ME DO IT!!!

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AHHH

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Gotta light another one

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Shame on you!

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*applause*

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Pewds: (shouts)

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OHHHHH...

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*intense music*

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*lights firework*

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Say hello to my little friend- (Pulls out meatscepter)

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WAHHHH!!!

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(laughs like Mario)

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Why are the fireworks the best?

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Stay away, sir!

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Oh God

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WOOOOOHOOOOO

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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WOOOOOO

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OOOOHHHH (x4)

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OHHHWOAWOWA

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NOOOO! What the heck-

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Excuse me, sir

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I belie- oh

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Charater: I hAvE a GoOd dIvOrCe lAwYeR LiNeD uP iF aLl oF tHis fAllS through-

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Pewds: Please listen to me Marzia-

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Don't marry him...

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You're supposed to marry ME! (that's right)

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Please!

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*sad music has entered the chat*

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Oh!...

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What is happening?

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What is happening?!

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*bell*

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*rioting*

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YOU WANNA FIGHT?

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(screeches) STAY AWAYYYYY!

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STAY AWAY! (x2)

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UGH!

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*explosion*

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OHHHH

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I'll do it again!

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Character: Aaowwww!

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Pewds: AHHH!

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*punches guy*

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I'll never fight a woman

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Oh- Sorry

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I'm so sorry

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*breaks glass*

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Oh my god, there's stuff here, dude!

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This changes everything!

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*crab king battle cry*

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Boop

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*I be flossinnnnnnnn-*

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JEEEEEESUS CHRIST! (same here)

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*yeets people with fireworks*

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Sorry!

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Come here

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Come here

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I love you...

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I love you so much...

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Come here (x2)

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Gimme a hug (x2)

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Please hug me

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I love you

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I love you, man

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I love you man, we're friends

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Right?

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*grunting T_T*

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*YEEEEET*

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*thanks Brad*

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*deadly knee attack*

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Here it is...

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You're ass is mine, boi

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(laughs evilly)

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*o ma god*

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Bai!!!

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You!-

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Dammit- if the helicopter comes...

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…apparently it's over

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(omg she's back!!!)

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'I HaVe a gOOd divOrCe layWer LinEd uP iF aLL OF tHiS-

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YEEEE

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Aw, hell yeah!

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I love this song!

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(moans)

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(moans) (im scared)

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Ah...

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Ugh..

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*bottles clink*

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*chugs like a boss*

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*bottles clink again*

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Another one!

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*chugs once again*

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*bottles clink*

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Another one, please

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*this is unsafe, don't try this at home*

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*b o t t l e c l i n k*

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What are ya looking at?

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How dare you...

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...talk back to an elderly man like this...

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HUH??

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How could you!

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(rioting)

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Ohh….

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OHH....

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Oh, little did you know...

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I GO FOR KNEES! (CRAB KING!)

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and NOTHING ELSE!

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*Swedish battle cry*

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I will die fighting for what I believe in!!!

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AH!

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I GO FOR EVERYONE'S FRICKIN' KNEES!-

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No!

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NOOOOOOOO!

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Damn, I feel sexy

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Goddamn, I FEEL GOOD

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But I'm also...

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Old (aww D:)

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So oldddd (you turn 30 this year D:)

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Excuse meee

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I just need to go home and shit myselfffff

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Excuse meeeeee-

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*videogame character has seizure; Felix enters super saiyan mode*

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*smack*

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AHHHHHH

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Stay down!

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Stayyy downnnn!

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How could youuuuu-

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(Felix lied to us.. T^T)

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Alright...

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I'll return next time,

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Stronger than ever!

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Smash Like, Subscribe,

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And buy- mer- I don't even know... (buy the (90mil merch guys!)

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Bye Guys!

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WHAT?

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Tuber Simulator is becoming relevant! (no way :O)

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*lit 8-bit version of b*tch lasagna*

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No!

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No, don't leave!

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No, please!

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Sponsor Eagle, please do something!

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*it's a me, SPONSOR EAGLE!*

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Yes!

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Yes!!! (laughs)

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Ahhh... (that's hot)

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This game is still relevant goddammit!

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*denanaaa denena na naaaaaaaa*