"ah, this one"
*crazy laugh*
"Bye bye, bitch"
*classical violin music*
*weird laugh*
"this is the great tea, oni chan"
"whats that?"
"how fucking dare you say that to me!"
"fuck you!"*
"fuck you, i don't need you"
"you're just a side bitch to marzia!"
*sad piano music*
"i hate you!"
*spits*
"you disgust me!"
"fuck you!"
"fuck you"
"sorry"
*laughs*
"fuck you, i'm gonna play video games!"
"you're not my fucking mother!"
*spits again*
"put me where i belong!"
"put me in the virtual reality, this is my new reality!"
*awesome halo music plays :D*
"yes..."
"this game was made by-"
*short pause* (credits to Bosha4)
"charlie"
"what is this, minecraft?"
"what is this, fucking minecraft?"
"waddya do in here?"
"ow jesus christ"
"what the fuck are you doing there?"
"Brad, i'm sorry"
"but games get hard sometimes"
"ok so"
"oh, i got a ball..what is..."
"oh, its so cute!"
"oh guys look, its adorable"
"oh can i kiss it?"
*wtf*
"oh i can!"
"FUCK YOU!"
"I HATE YOU!"
*rock music plays*
"fuck you!"
"woah 8x"
*loud grunt*
"GOT EM!"
"yeah!"
"oh, i got a baseball bat over here"
"do you think i can grab it?"
"guys, you'll tell me if i touch something right?"
"the fuck, guys?"
"i'm almost there, im almost..."
"what the fuck did i just do?"
"where am i?"
"what the fuck happened?"
"i'm almost there!"
"i'm almost there"
*Sounds of pewds breaking shit*
*gasp*
" I GOT IT!"
"i got it, guys!"
*weird sounds?*
"i hit the baby!"
"that sounded weird"
"this is not even the game, i guess i should stop playing"
"ok so-"
"wat"
"IT DIED!"
"alright so i think i need to throw it in"
"bouncing babies please"
"fuck, this is impossible"
*weird grunt*
"oh fuck, that was close"
"alright, this is pewdiepie!"
"for the winning hoop!"
"fuck!"
*Muffled laugh*
*grunt*
"FIRST TRY!"
"alright, here we go!"
"bouncing babies!"
"i love bouncing babies just as much as i love bouncing babies!"
"babies go there?"
"what's up!"
"oh god, there's been a fire"
"alright, i'm ready, throw the baby!"
"oh god!"
"OH GOD!"
"OH I GOT YOU!"
*feminine grunt*
"YEAH!"
"Another one!"
"another-"
"oh god!"
*grunt*
"OH! oh shi-"
"Yes!"
"oh god!"
"shit!"
"where did baby go?"
"where did baby go?!"
"where did baby go!"
"oh my god he's bouncing!"
"fucking hipster baby!"
"what the-"
"WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!"
"go fucking babies!"
"Stop throwing the babies"
"get them!"
"oh, i gotcha!"
"i gotcha!"
*kiss*
"i love you!"
"alright, trickshot baby!"
*attempts a trickshot*
"fuck!"
*laugh*
*heavy breathing*
*grunt*
"too many... babies!"
"i got it!"
"oh god, sorry!"
"throw it in the fire!"
"in the fire"
*poor baby*
"whoops"
"how did i do guys?"
"how did i do?"
"12"
"onee-chan (big sister)"
"i've got 12 babies, how many have you got?"
"didnt think so"
"fucking bitch"
*explosions*
"ok, lets do another one but let's spice it up a bit"
"this is too much easy"
"come on, babies x2"
"come to papa pewds, babies!"
*grunt*
"Fucking killed it!"
"ok, this time!"
"what the fuck, are you throwing penises at-"
*long pause staring at the penis and back at pewds"
"i'm tryna do my job here!"
background voice: "we wanted to film you catching a real baby"
*Laughing*
"ok that's good!"
"they're so bouncy!"
*grunt*
"oh i get it!"
"there we go, ok i got it, i got it!"
"gimme the baby"
"gimmi the baby!"
"gimme the baby!!"
"back hand slap bitch!"
"whoops!"
"sorry!"
*mario powerup sound*
"im bigger now, what the fu-"
"oh my god i'm huge dude, what the fuck this is blowing my mind!"
"To space!"
"oh this one!"
*weird laugh*
"Bye bye, bitch!"
*Laughing*
"Fuck off!"
"bitch!"
"oh my god!"
"Woah!"
"alright"
"erhhh, pet panic!"
"This is really cool man!"
"ok, look at the vet to start the Oh god!"
"Pups go there, cats go there!"
*claps*
"bring it on!
"oh god it's a kitty, its a kitty!"
*kiss*
"i love you, neko chan!
"go!"
"throwing another!"
"It's a cat, go!"
"oh god, it's a chicken!"
"what the fuck do i do with the chicken?!"
"oh god, it's a corgy?"
"uhm?"
"you go there!"
"uhm, chicken"
"Oh Chicks go there!"
"Oh god!"
"corgy?"
"oh shit x2"
*grunt*
"oh god!"
"uhm, you go there!"
"you go there!"
"uhm"
"chicken!"
"go there!"
"corgy there"
"cat... there!"
"corgy 2x"
"nailed it!"
*falls over*
"oh shit!"
*grunt*
*girly grunt*
"fuck!"
"i can't... stop!"
"ow"
"come here, please!"
*girly grunt*
"cat, you've got to go on without me cat!"
"i can't do it anymore..."
"cat"
"cat don't leave me!"
"cat!"
"neko, please please!"
"No!"
"no!"
"No!"
*award winning oscar scene*
"it's not real!"
"it's not real..."
"edgar"
*heavy breathing*
"edgar!"
"i love you!"
*garbled speech*
"edgar you know, how much i missed you!"
*jingly music plays*
"no poods, please!"
"It's part of the game!"
"this is real life, you're no supposed to throw-"
"edgar, edgar im sorry i have to throw you!"
"no!"
"poods!"
"i'll do anything!"
"wake up poods, wake up!"
"wake up poods it's a fantasy, its not real life!"
"oh my god!"
"what have i done?"
"thank you so much for watching, leave a like if you enjoyed!"
"subscribe to become a bro today!"
"thanks charles for letting me play your game!"
"and as always!"
"Brofist!"
*psychotic laughter*
"you fuckin-"
"ah man!"
*outro*