Hey how it's going bros
My name is
Pewdiepie
Michonne, was the shittiest shit I have ever played
So bad, it made me wanna never play another Telltale game in my life again.
But here we are
You got one more chance Telltale
You got one more chance...
They added a new feature, so that you bros
Can watch and make decisions along with me
I dont know what the fuck it means,
but i'm curious and a 1000 people are here
And then a thou- 7000 are watching
This is pretty cool. Lets start this episode.
OHHHHHH buddy boy
Am I excited
Are you bros excited? Join in on the crowd play
at any moment, we got a thousand people.
[Reading text-on screen]
Fucking lie
You lie, its always the same ending Telltale
You built this up for me.
*helicopter sounds*
I feel like Telltale is a girlfriend that cheated on me
OK? I'm still hurt.
But I love Batman
There would-
It would be a shame if they ruin batman for me
[Laugh]
Batman is like the only comic book hero I actually care about
You know what
Batman was already ruined by Ben Affleck
Okay...here we are
Great
He`s already dead
That was my favourite character
And now he`s dead
I should stop playing now
Ummmmm.....okay..well
Is that Trump in the back
I swear I saw Trump in the back
What is That?
The love child of Trump? And...
"Get it open!"
"On it."
That wrestling guy?
What the fuck?
"Hey, you think he's going to show?"
"We'll bring the whole godamn place down."
"Stay focused!"
Pewds: [stuttering] At tatan a...a...a...a...tataaa in-game: "We'll be out of here before anyone can stop us."
There we go
Fuck you guys.
Oh My God
What The Fuck is happening?
What is happening?
I'm so confused!
(BOOM)
(sound of elevator going down)
Stop Voting!
Who's voting me down?
Why would you vote me down?
You assholes!
Ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
There He is
A little Batty boo
I wonder who the main villain's gonna be in this batman
Why is it on
I`m using a Fucking key......Alright
Alright
I guess we were playing with the keyboard then
See guys
I got to press "E" twice
Really enjoying this so far
(Suspension Intensifies)
Oh
Huh??
Like what? E-
Surely you know about Batman if you're a criminal
In Gotham
Is it me or is it playing slower?
But it should
It should be smoother now
Nope, never mind
Hey! we're naked!
Best game
This changes everything
Sure is
Ok so now i see what you guys vote
Fucking hell
They need something to fear
What a fucking cluster-fuck
YEA THATS THE POINT
Huh
So Weird
I have a good PC alright
I blame the game if it's not running good
What's the point of me being here if ya'll just playin the game
I got to press E twice so far it was really fun ok
Ayy im sliding lef- right, right I knew that was right
Ohhh no not his best friend
Batman has already set up the trap
Oh i get to shoot him in the ass
There it is
Got his ass
Ankle... whatever, okay
Sliding up *Laughs*
You guys are fucked
Oh, of course
My own shit...
Bad shit
Its super smelly, super effective
Hell yeah... going up!
Uh- They are wearing gas masks, how are they coughing? Come on..
Yeah, just shoot into nothing
Oh its batang time.. bitch!
Aww.. come on, I was hoping it would hit his head
Oh yeah.. Batman doesn't kill people
Fucking pussy
Ohh hell..
To-the-yeah!
Alright.
OHHH!
Bad ass
I'm getting slightly homoerotic.. feelings between them.. is that weird?
Going up
This is fucking laggy as shit
How am I suppose-
Can't even see whats happening
What's the bat meter there?
You see it in the-
Is there like an action meter or something?
If I perform well?
Yeah seems like it
Alright, I gotta do well then
Alright, I'm focused
I can do this, it's almost maxed out
Oh it is maxed out! What happens now?
BATTY'S ON FIRE!
Hell yeah!
I like that little bit of camo he has on his chest seems very useful
Uhhhhh
Uhhh-
Finishing blow
Nailed it :)
What did he say D:
Did I finish my missing blow-
I DIED?!
What??
What?
Get outta-
Get outta here
Get out-
Just cos I missed my-
Whatever
Alright there we go
Now that's what I call a Brofist :D
Who-
Who's disliking? :(
Fucking hell
Oh hello *lenny face*
No behind you girl
MmmMmm
No get the money
Come on
Get that ass bat
Bat is comin for the booty
Come on Batty
oh
Goddamn cops >:(
Ain't got time for you
Oh, nice shot on his tits
Batman has bigger tits than most girls
That's impressive
Listen I'm just sayin'
OHHHHHHHH!
OHOHOHHH!
Hell yeah!
Okay, it's time for you bros to vote
I do it for the thrill
come on!
That's right!
He's kinky *lenny face*
Listen-
I'm getting serious, shitty anime vibes from-
batwoman-
No catwoman...I mean...
whatever
Alright we're fighting her now
It's kinda hard cos it's so laggy but-
I'll try my best, okay :)
(thanks felix)
Ha-ha!
Alright
Moving in
I like that there's a lot of action so far
Oh it's time
Did I fuck up the meter or something?
I thought I did pretty well
I mean-
Oh! That's r-
OHHH!
OHOHOOOOH!
BattyBoo
OW!
Bitch!
come on batty boo
Get that bootyboo
c- OHHHOOO right in the ovaries
OHH finish finish please
no c'mon lemme finish it
come on
hehehheheheh what the fuck
what the fuck is that?
Oh im gonna shoot you now... nevermind
oh! Got her anyway, great
great
great im glad I get- hey don't dislike me
okay I fucking tried
this is pretty cool so far!
shoot all of them c'mon shoot all of them
hell yeah!
look at this!
that is flawless
ah- shi- okay got it
That's what you fucking get
uhh
did I do it? I think I did it
OH! what is he doin
WHAT IS HE DOIN
Oh no not her purse you fucked up if you got her purse
why is it 20fps that's what I wanna know
oh no
what an asshole
why would you shoot there?
im sorry but her butt is so glossy
I cant
i wonder how much time they spend on that glossy butt
i can respect that.. oh its its
see, i didn't even click again and it just did it anyway
fantastic
why dot you just give me more time aha like...
OHHHHOOOOO
Batty's flying
Oh we're gonna use the thing
that's so cool
ah fuck her
hahahaha
ughh okay fine
just cut your fucking nails!
okay?
its disgusting!
oh wow now we know who she is cause the glasses
well i guess now we have to go to bed ;)
uhhh...
don't struggle you'll fall
i don't know
okay that makes more sense
im a bat
HEY WHAT A FUCKING BITCH
WHY WOULD SHE DO THAT?!
oh nice
noice
that butt
batty, its time to go home batty
its time to go home...
are you guys tryna vote?
ohhh
HOOOOOOOOO
and by saving the city you get all the bitches
uh.. im gong to turn off crowd play cause' i think its just kinda annoying
if you all can give me a second
ugghh that feels so much better Jesus Christ
I feel like I would be a great politician like I could bullshit people
so well
hahah
V-Vote pewdiepie
I'l make youtube great again
I swear
uhh...
what the fu-... YOU DONT EVEN GIVE ME THE OPTIONS!
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS!
THATS SO AWKWARD OHHHH
WHAT THE F-F-F-UCKKK
what the fuck was that?!
YOu can't do that to me!
What the fu-uck
oh my God
stupid game!
stupid game Didn't let me pick!
are we just going to keep giving him the silent treatment?
can you just be silent throughout the game?
sorry that's just funny to me I wanna try it
phaha why... WHY!
why is that- phaa
Silence is golden!
that's right!
guess ill just drink pfttt hahah
pffttt what the fuck
full mute run
ohhh man
Jesus
cringe compilation gameplay... like how is h still talking to me
HA... NO
NOOOOO NOOOOOOOO
what is he talking about?
DAMMMIT
I wanted a full mute run
oay fine... i wont, i wont ill stop
Oh man
ah they seem so interesting
pahahaha
im sorry, im sorry i cant help myself
oh ill show you action later hunny!
don't worry bout' it
I'll show you something golden lady
oh now its on the uhhh,,,
now i can use my k- uhhh...
i don't know i just did a face y'know
he d- haha
are they talking about Arkham asylum?
awww bruce is sad
bruce remembered
his friends are dead
oh thanks for bringing it up asshole
i can't
i would actually be silent if somebody talked to me like this sooo..
that guy has bigger tits than batman
like he looks more buff.. seriously
is he a bad guy.. he must be a bad guy there's no way they would make someone that buff
oh it's Harvey he's Harvey... okay my bad
im an idiot
it just didn't look like him
ohhhhh
is that catwoman!?
is that her!?
that's right BITCH
you got shut down!
or we can talk in te bedroom... if yo know what i mean ;)
sorry.. i just did a lot of coke before
what did her hair do? Just flip around Jesus.
ohhh my god he's bald.
I... love bald people
Umm, what should I vote?
I guess "I'm trusting you, Harvey?"
Yes? Yes that was a word of warning.
Oh, you were talking to me.
Agreed, actually. Looks like shit.
[Deep voice] Oh, oh.
[Quietly] Wha- I-
Fine, just shake his hand, what's the big deal?
What do ya guys think, did I make the right decision there?
Why wouldn't I? Eh- That would be like the silent thing
Seems like a lot of you didn't want me to cr- [Chuckle]
Dammit!
Bruce?
he's my man
I'd say you can do both
that's right
You're the one that talks too much, jesus christ
ummm have you heard of... jesus?
i'll give you an ingestion? ohhhhh
I'll chop your dick if you want
That's right, Falcone!
You're being an asshole
fucking roasted him
oh wow
yeah that's definitely how balls move
what the fuhahahck
they don't even spin
it reminds me of the episode with th--
Rick and Morty when they were in their simulation
look I'm only talking to you because Harvey
I understand you wanna get inside this tuxedo, jesus
oh yea? oh you can shake my---dick
yea that's right
now kiss!
That guy has a lot of chins, I can respect that
Never trust a man with no chin
IT WASN'T FOR SALE IN THE BEGINNING YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE
hell yea we played that bitch
are you proud of me papa?
I told them I-- THAT WAS THE INTRO??
WHAT THE FUCK
ok great now I know why everyone has no chin
is that silly thing? jesus christ
where are we ? in an elevator?
we're going to the bat cave
and we get to see the redness of the bat cave that we selected in the beginning
i can't wait to see how red my bat cave is gonna be
see this is how I want my house to be
this is how i want my youtube setup
guys shut up with the [] jesus christ
hey look it's red
wow
ohh now we know which episode it was
after thirty minutes? how long is this episode?
jesus christ
ahhh should have picked blue
what's this? we got tickets
to what?
is that a ticket to my parents?
I wanna keep this
that's a nice sweater
i know what you're after Bat
he's after that booty
[get ready, sneeze compilation]
Jesus !
ok here we are hey I'm batman everyone how's it goin
Bruce Wayne, billionaire, not a big deal
got a huge tits, bigger than Catwoman
now lets check that data drive
there it is
there better be nudes on there
cat nudes
oookay , analyse the data drive at the BAT COMPUTER
the bat computer, is that what you gonna call it?
alright where's the bat-- it this the bat computer?
oh that my computer
gadgets table
I'm good. I don't see why I need to look at that
where's my Bat computer
is that the bat computer?
are you the bat--
omg he could not kill us
here? data board. there we go
thank you, thank you very much
why don't just shove the chair to the side
you know, that seems a little unnecessary that the chair would come out of the fucking ground, okay?
oh it fits perfectly well
the bat chair, of course, ahahahaa
'oh it's my bat friend!'
I'm Batler (did you just)
he sounds like my mom
please be nudes
what the fuck is that keyboard
omg
it's a map
way to find the nudes
the cat nudes, the bat nudes
rotate the hologram use LS
great
great... I'm rotating it
omg it's so fucking slow, I guess Bat computer has bad bad---
bad bad s-space..
I'm sorry
oh you make some bat tea
that right, we did have everything under control
does Bats have chins
Gotham is fucked, it's always been fucked, have Gotham ever been good? let's just do whatever
i know an ass when I see one
use the coding , to look up the cat burglar
seriously , she looks like some shitty anime, what are those goggles, please
*read
this is Hamilton Hill, he's a wrestler
what do I do
alright, that's it?
the bat kicks
so unfunny
that's right, bitch
he-hey you left the bat chair
what are you doing?
you mean my bat car?
the Bat mobile !
hahaha
this is so awkward, I did not ask for the business card
I hate when people g-- give me business cards
whenever I'm in places, a lot of people tend to want to give them to me, I guess?
and I appreciate it, but it's like, if I didn't ask for it,
why would you give it to me?
I'm--I'm just gonna
just gonna rip it up
in front of you
alright don't give me your business card
I was really drunk once, and then someone gave me a business card,
and I was really tempted to do that
but then I realized that he won't get that I was just joking and probably just be upset
ohhhhh
you need to check his Facebook more often
the skinny dude is Penguin, someone said
okay I don't care anymore, can we fight now?
now kiss
Oswald Cobblepot
the skinny dude is []
what..what do you guys smoking, honestly
ohhhhh good o'Gotham
yea that's definitely how you walk
that definitely looks like a real walk
damn
Batman those shoulders
you need to show me your work out man, jesus
ohhh wait, apparently
my Twitch settings are all fucked
it says I'm streaming for charity
uhhh definitely not doing that, unless the charity is me
*giggles
sorry
okay uhhh Batman?
now everyone can shut the fuck up, great
hey I'm Batman
look at his arms
so cute
oh man
wearing my uhhh bat shirt
in my bat city
that's a nice bat ass, if you know what I mean
my leg is apparently a homeless person, I fucking hate when that happens
give him a chance
let's give this homeless person a chance
how you doing buddy
that was 50 cent
I'm a billionaire but, I give you a chance
you're welcome, now let's examine
that better not be drugs
THAT'S IT???
bRUCE YOU JUDGEful SON OF A BITCH
wow, is that how you look at him
you can't walk
look at that dead stare
that Batman had seen some things
hi I'm Batman everyone
my shoulders are fucking huge
and I'm Batman
I walk with a dead stare
he needs to work on his resting bitch face
now let's look at the bat statue
and let's walk down the bat stairs
oh look there's a bat person
a bat smoking man
also a bat shopping cart
is this bat joke getting old? hahaha
let's look at--the statue
who is that
I don't know
oooOOHHHH
no I trusted you
dude you have the ugliest hair I've seen in my life
there he is
except my giant shoulders
but I don't have anything
why the f--why the fuck did he teleported?
I swear he teleported
no you don't touch Batman
Batman throws bad punches
ooooo
good one
dude you're British, what are you talking about
oohh
ooOOOHHOOHOO
they are playing Pokemon Go, I knew it
Bruce just claimed the statue
and he got the gym
Bruce starts licking off him
who is this guy
that's not way he's Penguin
well they got nice bend chairs
he looks like the Riddler
he's the Wizard of Oz??
yea Oz
ooooOOOOOHH
jealous eh?
yea now kiss (what are you fucking gay?)
why do I ship Bruce with literally everyone, jesus
why would you spill your own liquor? wtf is your problem
now that's just wasteful
up your ass, if you know what I mean
OOH !
oh he has already to let it in
just a little push
I KNEW IT! I knew they ship each other
come on, c'mon where's the kiss option
there's not enough love in this games
I think that's why
good Saturday night, cheers mate
you collect those rocks
I'm gonna catch this gym now! hahajha
stupid bitch left his
fucking instinct retard
sorry..... that was too far
left his gym unguarded
what a fucking idiot
🎵I play pokemon go
🎵everyday
c'mon we need some fucking battles, alright?
enough shit chat, man
now that's a f--
KSI comes out
please.. ahh shit damnit
Bruce please
I'll swap you with my Nissan
Bruce this is not the place to play Pokmeon Go!
jesus
Harvey, man ! Bringing cancer to politics
see there you go
someone ask if I still have the Nissan
I do still have it, yes
don't know wtf to do with this
hell yeah
Bruce, it's been like what, 30 years?
he's so sad, he's so not over it
great applause
yea let's pick the hot chick first
another hot girl, hell yeah
that's right, no drama here
ahhh you're ugly
where's your evidence
[wamen voice] oh my god
I'll show you what's not dirty
why did everyone get so ugly?
listen I don't answer questions to ugly people
yea I know I was in the fucking press conference
so back to the bat house
oh they broke in the bat house
that's my bat box dude
ohh booowhoooo
the bat police
goddamn the bat police
I really like his batstache
i'm sorry, i'll stop
oh I ain't got nothing to hide buddy
except my giant--
ohhh no I []
my BAT BOX
NOOOO
my bat frame
you fookin--you fookin dead now, you fookin got my bat frame
you fookin piece of shit, that my picture with my dadda
oh my god, Bruce get triggered at everything
Bruce please
ahh come on
no
bat tears
see they WERE the tickets from that night, why would he keep those?
ughhh
triggering intensifies
hey, having a bat cry here
you BITCH
for what
yea right [don't forget the WSJ ;) ]
I knew it
ohh okay I see
they tryna set me up
I think we should all just get naked
just me?
ummmmmmmmm okay I guess should I give a quote?
I'll give a quote, I trust the girl
whAat, why, is she a fan girl or some shit?
wtf is this?
what does she want?
let's look at that ass, no? alright fine
Can't even trust Harvey? what the fuck man
now I'm real fookin piss
fookin Harvey, out of all-- Cafe Triste?
that's my favourite shop
allow me some--ohh?
bat coffee, sorry *giggles
you knew about this!
I'll be up your ass later!
you mean bat-of-a-bitch
well if I go down, he goes down, and then we'll both go down and no one wins
it all makes sense
I thought they will add some more action to this game
ohhh it's the bat woman
what happen to your [] there, bat woman, cat woman
*gasp* he's got my BITCH!
what the fuck are you doing?
ohh she know that I know that she knows
Harvey, it's over
yea that's right
did you got a cat bat punch maybe?
bat woman, okay shut up okay? I fucked up
so the first time we touch
you like that?
ohhhh
habadihabadihibidihabahaba
hey
hoo
whooo
huhh
I'm gonna steal--Bruce is gonna steal the girl
ohhh not really. yea fuckin Right
you met Me
I'll get-- I'll go down on you and work on you
why am I such a fucking pervert I'm so sorry I can't help it
the fucking lips!
ohhh hell yeeah bitch
I just fucking said it
ohh we're alone now, just you and me, bat woman
I mean Cat woman, jesus christ
awkward haaahahahahah
it's like me and Marzia's parents alone
why is there a flying train?
ahh shit
I got plenty of toys in my bedroom if you know what I mean
sorry, I can't
sorry about the eye, bitch
I'll hit you in th----- no no sorry
oh hell no
that candle looks so real, my god
come on lady
I'll show you my bat bed
my bat bed
the bat bed
can we get back on the bat bed topic?
alright well listen you uhh uhh
you can do me! ohHOOOO
ohh we got her number!
I just got your bitch number
he's gotta go and cry about his parents again
you fucking bitch, how dare you say that while I walk away
c'mon Bruce you gotta have a come back
uhhh don't forget yours either!
bitch
see I can even do that
stupid Bruce
don't even.. can't even fucking
there he is
ohh it's fighting time, finally
how does he make his eyes glow
always wonder how you do that
does he have like flasheyes flash lights?
bat lights? wh--what?
uh wha-wha-is-- hap--pen--ing?
oh okay there we go
oh no
what the fuck was that guy's face?
we get to play the game now
handjob
no? I always get it wrong
who is it?
who do you think it is, the Joker?
heeeeey
hey
inspect the crime scene eh?
well let's look at this, this looks nice, I think
that looks really kinky, I swear I had seen that
there's scorch mark on my ass wtf oh okay there
hey look at my bat keyboard
my bat fingers are analyzing
well I suppose we uhh we uhh we lic---
oh we can link the evidence, I'm gonna link this with this
let see how that does
I'm using my bat eyes to
the only thing that's booming here is my ass, okay
here we go
I'm Batman
boombalabimbalabimbalaboom
let's check over.. *gasp
oh he's ready for me
I wanna look at this guy here, he looks so funny
how you doin there, buddy
ughhh
disGUSTING
disGUSTING! This man sexually harassed me !
oOOHHH WOOOOOOO UGHHH GHAHHHH
oh wai---why are you doing this?
ughohh that's disgusting
ohh let's link the evidnce of course
why are we doing this?
okay so he had a gun, no that's no it?
okay well lets look at the guy right here
clawed-off face
*mumble* oh it depends if you're...
what am I doing here, oh let's look at the pocket
that seem to be convenient didn't it
alright well I don't think that's link to anything here tho
go to drones? you mean the bat drones?
alright well, could be linked it, but other...
the clawed-off face with the cops' bloody hands
why-- of course!
of course, I was just about to do that
that makes perfect sense
there it is
I knew that bros you don't need to tell me that
bat zombies
excellent
and then the one that shot the bullet was this guy
no? I don't fucking know
I don't like how this bat armor doesn't have any bat nipples
you know what I mean?
can we open it?
I am bat strong
of course, there it is
we're gonna link this to the bullet
of course!
of course
of course I did
he uses the bat mind
good one Alfred, good one
we did it
now what?
now fucking what?
ahh this guy got shot, didn't he?
that's a nice angle
was he talking about his penis? I think that's a little inappropriate, okay
ohhh.. oOHHH
I think it might have been a bat car
yea, let's use the bat mind
we did it bros
shpoo.. TOP OF THE MORNING TO YOU bBROSES
well as long as he's not on my girl, I don't care
and it was incendiary bullet, that makes sense!
the bat shooter?
well he could have been here
I'm just gonna go with here cuz it's already a fuckin guy there
oh my bat drone?
puts out bat phosphorus
why the fuck does this matter?
well I guess moving on to the next bat evidence
over here, blip
go bat drone, make me proud
it's a drone that farts, my favourite
we have a winner everyone did you hear that
that's so cool, bat you're so cool
hey could have been a girl
alright Batman, a lil sexist there
I'm sure there's plenty of female snipers out there
or her, Batman
ooOOHH I want one of those
oh that lady, I knew it
disappointed
or maybe he's into us, idk
we'll see about that, bitch
I can make you not talk
TOP OF THe morning
oh is he taking off his pants?
HEll... yess!
Spider-man cares
oohhh
I'm a bat
Ima give you a bat beating
that's pretty edgy, Bruce
uhhh.. where should we go.. face
can't get uglier anyway
bat BITCH!
I mean...... that's my girl
oh he really fucking spill everything
break his fucking arms
hey let's add some pressure
yea boi
ohh he's so bat
it's Jason Bourne
hey Gordon it's me
well what the fuck was he doing there
oh bitch fuck off
ah come on
do it , motherfucker
ooOOOOHHH bat bitch ohh hoo
yea you didn't shoot me, did you?
you know why, cuz you loove me
she loves me, she will give me the cute ass
dude I broke his arm, chill out Alfred alright?
that's cuz they're dead Alfred,
thanks for bringing that up for the 100th times
yea well he's alive, chill out relax
well it better be
Alfred, that's a really ugly tie, I'm sorry, you're gonna have to go and change it.
god damn my bat computer is slow
ohh shit we can tear them up
and I get to ..
everyone type in the chat
I'm leaning towards B because I'm like
that Batman, he's not a bitch
this awkward silence man
everyone is X-ing
y'all a bunch of pussies
come on, think about Batman
think about Battyboo
honour your parents
omg fine
fine
FINE
fine, you guys win
you got the bat pussy
there you go there's your bat pussy
fucking drippin in--
well let's look at the bat computer
ohh the bat chair
well that should be fucking obvious
what do you bros think
obviously Vicki
and we might get laid
hell yea
this better fucking end well
this episode better fucking end strong
it's really good so far
so as my ---
because you're hot
your relationship
you may be in a bitchtuary, sorry
oh I will
oh I a-- hahaha
I'll show you my beast
i'll be seeing you too, shit
Bruce you need to work on your one-liner, Bruce
I got my bikini in the truck
no freakin way, wowowowo
what? how? how?
well well well
ugliest car ever
the bat speedo, yes of course
now finally, some action, please
I need some... yes
I'm looking extra glossy
oh he's on the balcone (please don't)
oh I'm 12 ,jesus, let's
is that Falcone there, no that's just his girl's ass
Zoom in
okay I didn't come here to listen to girls talk
the game crash?
we found it on top of the balcone
ive found this stuff extremely boring cuz you have to check everything to find the right thing and it's like
clicking on shit, what's the fucking point
well this random ass criminal got a better game than me? fucking Batman
fuck this game, unrealistic standard on women
do i have to check all of them?
i like the sound of that
it's bat killing time
okay we can link?
what the fuck is this?
we're planning our attack alright what about this guy
oh come on he's got the hand on the leg move, dude he's in
i can't kill a guy like that
what a way to die, a fucking folding screen?
i wanna see how the hell that'd goes
no I can't give him that humiliating death
i don't get to re-choose, fuck it i don't care anymore
leave a like if you enjoyed, top of the morning to you laddies
yea, thanks for joining, good fun
Ow