Hey how is going bros
My name...
Ey
*weird hand movements*
Oh
Yeah
This is what the kids like
A lot of hand movement
A lot of hand gestures
How's it going bros?
Look what I got
I'm not gonna lie this is the second one I have.
We completely FUCKED the other one
idk how
Let's just play
'Cuz now we gonna play a way cooler ga-
Oh it st-
It starts right away - Edgar!
Michael (CLIFFORD)! - This is supposed to be a really cool VR experience
I love cool VR experiences
"JESUS!"
I'm very very excited
And here we go!
"Check your surroundings. Are they clear?"
All this legal bullshit just take me in the game!
Found one
Found two
(Muffled) Okay, now...
Batman VR I'm
OH JESUS that's close
Hey I can see the balls! ;)
I CAN SEE THE BALLS! ( The big round balls)
This is the red one, this is the pink one!
Aw thats is cool I've always wanted to ball
Can I ball myself? -pewdiepie 2k86
OOH WOW
(In-game AI) "To ensure the best VR experience-"
Yeah, yeah, I get it
That one
No but I can't walk that far back
Well, I fucking can't, you dumb bi*ch
Listen, you fucking bitch
I'm telling you
You need to back the fuck up,
I'm right here.
Slippy is right there,
okay, I don't wanna kill slippy.
Is that a problem with anyone?
I don't wanna kill my pet.
(Game) "Position your headset within the target area"
YOU'RE ASKING FOR A LOT OF THINGS!
Martha: Bruce, it's okay
Thomas: Car's around the front
Martha: Come one, Brucey. Look at me.
Oh my Gawd! That's way too close...
Oh My God! I'm Tiny Brucey!!
РОССИЯ
Damn.
Martha: I think you're father was scared, too.
She thick, though.
Martha: Hey, why don't we stop for ice cream on the way home?
Listen... You are really freaking me out.
Like, you are way too fucking big
HEY NO! IT'S... DADDY PLEASE!
Joe: Cash, Jewelry, hand it over.
Martha: Stay behind me, Bruce.
Damn... She thick as fuck.
Mugger: HAND IT OVER! Thomas: Easy, friend. Easy
That's... I just realized I made a weird incest joke, and i didn't mean to do it. I'm sorry mommy.
Alright, just shoot em
Just give her the neckless
What are you guys doing in this alleyway anyway?
Oh shit, oh shit...
[gunshot]
Oh no! Daddy! Mommy!
NOOOO!
Dont shoot me...
I will... You know what?
When i grow up i'm gonna put on a cape and i'm gonna kick your ass
Joe: You see that, kid?
Oh shit, you are way too close to me
Joe: That's what happens when you try to be a hero.
Jesus fucking Christ
His breath... smelled like ass
Alfred: Rough night, sir?
HO!
Alfred: When did you return?
Hey! How are you?
Alfred: Some awareness of your movements would be appreciated.
Alfred: ...grand, or otherwise.
Alfred: Ordinarily, I would beg you to take a nights rest but...
Let me touch your...face!
*Sexy orgasmic sounds from felix*
Alfred: I'll explain downstairs
*happy felix*
Alfred: You were looking for this, I imagine.
Alfred: Very good, I'll see you downstairs. Felix: I got it, I got it somewhere.
Do I get to play the piano?
I wonder If I am good
*piano sounds*
AAAAAHHH That's awesome!
*Felix imitates sound of piano while he plays a virtual piano*
*Felix murmurs Beethoven's Symphony No 9 4th Movement*
Alright, Fuck it
OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
BATMAN
In The Batcave
A.I.: Welcome. Suit-up sequence initiated. Biometric siganture required.
This is so cool
Thank Lord For VR
What is this?
I put my hand there?
HEY
A.I. : Batsuit, version seven-point...
Look I got my knuckles
A.I.:...ready for deployment.
OOH Those tities. I've always wanted to do this
Don't Look Bros look
BAAAAAAH *motorboat
Alright What do I do with this?
Oh I am wearing the suit. Ok cool.
This is...this is incredible, guys.
Alright give me the arms
Give me the FUCKIN' ARMS!
I'm BATMAN
Initiate ...
The bat ...
Cant seem to reach over there
I got my bat gloves
Fuck Yeah I got my bat gloves
I need my bat helmet
A.I.: Cowl, ready for deployment.
OOOOOOOOO
HOOOOOOOO
This is so cool
Aaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaa....IM batman
I'm Fucken Batman
Fuck yeah
I'm Fuckin BAtman
I look fucken nice man
aww I look fabulous
Awwww Damn Dog
I look so cool
KAWAII Batman
kawaii desu batachan
I am Batman right now
I am soo Batman right now
OH MY GOD
Oh let me put that...
A.I.: Grapple gun, ready for deployment.
Hell yeah, it is ready.
Fook yeah, it's fuckin' ready.
Got my bat-balls and everything.