My father taught me many great gifts...
How to be cool...
how to get the ladies...
how to build a wall...
But most of all... how to run a real fucking nice pimp studio!
Thanks dad!
I may have failed... in my previous endeavor-devors... fuck you.
But this time, I'm going all out!
I am creating a new company!
Holy shit what is-
My new company!
B-3... BIG BOUNCY BOOBIES!
Nikki, you look like you're from Tumblr.
I despise you, I hate your guts
But business is business, and you're hired Nikki.
Alright, who's got the biggest titties?
Flat chest, Zoey.. GET THE FUCK OUT, GET THE FUCK OUT ZOEY!
Kyanna, you got that ass but GET OUT!
Well fuck do you take me for?
We've called the BIG TITTY TITS!
Beli, you're in!
(Me? I'm kinda nervous)
Yeah you better be!
(I would be happy to!)
You don't perform your up.
Wait, you can... WHAT?!
Why did no one tell me?!
You can just hold down the button!
You just have to hold down the button!
I have been clicking like a gazillion times!... JESUS CHRIST- thanks for telling me-thank you so much..!
Ok we got Lailani which is Asian FL- FLAT CHEST?! LAILANI WHY DO YOU SHOW UP EVEN?!
GET OUT!
Alright Zo-ZOEY! WE HAD THIS TALK BEFORE!
Hiring Tiffy cause she used to be my main girl, my main boo... After Marzia of course...
It's time to hire another one.
Ok we got Lillian, she is teen, tattoos- FUCK OFF, FUCK OFF LILLIAN!
WHY IS IT SO HARD?!
(dick joke intensifies)
Aiko, asian, glasses.. GOD D-FUCKING-YOU'RE DEAD TO ME! YOU'RE DEAD TO ME!
Why does she have so many fans?
Oh, glasses!
Oh, they're into glasses! Oooh...
Oooh....
BIG TITTY GLASSES COMPANY!
Alright we're hiring her!
You better get some implants.
Alright what's her cup size , B, that's-
WHERE ALL THE BIG BREASTED WOMAN?!
Candace...
FINALLY! A GIFT FROM THE GODS!
CANDACE!
You're in.
Wha- GODDAMMIT WHY IS IT SO EXPENSIVE TO RUN THIS BUSINESS?!
You guys aren't making me money, you're making me fucking... fuck all over of the money WHAT THE FUCK?
This pimp business is gonna be the end of me.
(Oh what's next?)
What's next is trying to not get me bankrupt!
(Got it...)
Alright, we're gonna promo glasses.
''I <3 Nerd Girls''
Yeah you're into that shit? You betcha are you fucking perv!
Can we glasses.. glasses or tits.
C'mon, glasses or tit...
Fuck sake, you're all useless... $1 per hour?! Kyanna you're in.
Look how much money I fucking own while people are at the day spa!
Go have a day at the spa while I'm clicking away!
Now listen...
God damn this is so much fucking money in vault
I gotta pay the bills somehow
I'm sorry
Candace...
We're not making the money we need...
Go to the hotel please, please... and don't contract any STD's please...
Thank God Candice!
Hepatitis... Candice... Candice is caught hepat-
Ughh, I'm so dissapointed!
I'm so dissapointed in you Candice.
Tiffany... $1 an hour... Tiffany, you're in!
You're in, now buy me shoes.
My big breasted glasses girls are so fucking hot... I mean, I'm- are so good.
Candice ran out of steroids (gasps)
Candice is back in business!
What, she still has hepatitis? What the fuck is wrong with your hepatitis? How do I-
Oh my god Zoey HOW MANY TIMES ARE YOU TRYING?
HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES I GOTTA TELL YOU ZOEY, GET THE FUCK OUT AND STOP WASTING MY TIME!
YOU GOT ZERO POTENTIAL, ZERO!
Hey Tiffany, wear this buttplug while you go shopping.
(give it to me!)
Alright Zoey, you wanna work in this business so hard?
Here, take this buttplug!
Buy me some cigarettes!.. And fuck off!
Huge tits and glasses... that's what they want.
And that's what we provide.
What, how did she get a STD? You wear a condom!
No!
Oh god I didn't give her a condom, she got chlamydia now FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK, KILL ME!
WHY?!
WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
I fucking got this shit.
I got this shit out of the fucking back. I was born to do this shit.
I breathe to do this shit.
I live to do this shit!
I'm gonna have to hire my last girl, Marlena.
Jesus, she's very...
But, she said naturally but I ain't nothing natural about that girl.
Oh my god that money!
Big Breasted Glasses...
Best idea I've ever had.
Finally, finally I'm ruling the pimp business.
Big Breasted Glasses was all I ever needed.
My mom would be so proud of me if she looked at me right now.
The way I handle woman with such dignity and respect. Even tumblr would've approved this video.
HAIL TO THE PIMP KING, PEWDIEPIE... PIMPDIEPIE BITCH! THAT'S ME, MOTHERF-
What happened?
Ah, stop.
YES, I FINALLY BEAT THE GAME!
FINALLY I DID IT!
YES, I'M SO HAPPY ABOUT THIS!
Big Breasted Glasses, that's how it's done.
Y'all playa haters can FUCK OFF!
That's how it's done!
Alright, well leave a like if you enjoyed watching this video, thank you so much for watching and as always...
Enjoy my hoes.
Call me.