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My father taught me many great tips.

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*another dramatic intro*
[ Song: Miserere mei, Deus ~ Allegri ]

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How to be COOL.

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How to GET the LADIES.

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How to BUILD a WALL!

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But most of all, how to run a REAL FUCKING NICE PIMP STUDIO.

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PRESENTING: Horny...I mean Hunie Cam Studio.

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tnx dad

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I may have failed, in my previous EN-DEY-VERS...EN-DEA-VERS...

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FUCK YOU!

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But this time

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I'm going all out

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I am creating a new company!

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Holy shit what is.... O-O

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*gags*

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*gags louder*

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My new company!

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B-3!

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Big Bouncy Boobies!

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Nikki! You look like you're from Tumblr

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*spits* I despise you

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I hate your guts *spits*

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But business is business

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and you're hired, Nikki

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Alright, who's got the biggest titties?

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Flat chest. Zoey. GET THE FUCK OUT, GET THE FUCK OUT, ZOEY!!

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Kyanna!

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You got that ass, but get out

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Who the fuck do you take me for !?!

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We're called the Big Titty Titties!

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BELI! You're in

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Beli (in-game): Me? I'm kinda nervous ^^

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Pewds: Yeah you better be. If you don't perform you're out

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Wait you can-?

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What?? Why did no one tell me?

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You could just hold down the button!

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You just have to hold down the button!

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I've been clicking like a gazillion times!

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Jesus Chri- Thanks for telling me! Thank you so much! (sarcasm)

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Okay, we got lail-Lailani

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She's asian, fl-

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FLAT CHEST?!?!?

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LAILANI!!!

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WHY DO YOU SHOW UP EVEN?

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GET OUT!!

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Alright, Zoe- ZOEY!!!!!!!!!!

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WE HAD THIS TALK BEFORE!!!!!

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I'm hiring Tiffany, 'cause she's my main girl

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*kiss* my main boo

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After Marzia, of course <.<

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It's time to hire another one

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Okay, we got Lillian: She's teen, tattoos

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Fuck off, fuck off, Lillian!

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Why is this so hard!?!

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[music] ~Why can't we be friends? Why can't we-~

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Aiko. Asian. Glasses.

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God fucking- you're dead to me

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You're dead to me

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Why does she have so many fans?

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Oh, glasses...

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Oh, they're into glasses...!

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Oh....

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Uhhhhggn

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Big titty glasses company!

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Alright, we're hiring her

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You better get some implants!

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Alright, what's her cup size? B, that's *urgh*

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Where are all the big breasted women?

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*Kevin MacLeod ~ Local Forecast plays* 
///why, yes I did look that up///

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Candace....

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Finally!

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A gift from the gods! Candace!

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You're in

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Wha- god damn it! Why is it so expensive

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to run this business?!

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You guys aren't making me money, you're making fucking...

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fuck-all worth money. What the fuck!

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This pimp business is gonna be the end of me...

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Candace (in-game): What's next?

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What's next is trying to not get me bankrupt!

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Ok we gotta promo glasses

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"I love nerd girls"

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Yeah, you're into that shit?

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I bet you are, ya fucking perv!

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We need glasses. Glasses or tits

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C'mon glasses or tits...

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F' fucks sake, you're all useless

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One dollar per hour? Kyanna, you're in

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Look how much money I fucking own

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while people are at the day spa!

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Go have a day at the spa!

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while I'm CLICKING AWAY!

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Now listen

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*water being poured over him while heavily breathing *

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God damn, there's so much fucking money involved

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I gotta pay the bill somehow

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I'm sorry!
Candace (in-game): Hi there! :3

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*sighs* Candace...

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We're not making the money we need

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Go to the hotel, please
Candace (in-game): Leave it to me! :3

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Please, and don't contract any STD's, please

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[music] ~Why can't we be friends?~

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Thank god, Candace. *blow kiss*

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Hepatitis...

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Candace...

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Candace has caught hepati-

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Oh! I'm SO disappointed!

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I am so disappointed in you, Candace!

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*scoffs* Tiffany!

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One dollar an hour

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Tiffany, you're in!

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You're in, now buy me shoes!

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My big-breasted glasses girls are so fucking hot

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I mean ar- arr- are so good

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Candace ran out of steroids *gasp*

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Candace is back in business!

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What, she still has hepatitis?

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What the fuck is wrong with your hepatitis? How do I-

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Oh my god, Zoey, how many times do you try?

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How many fucking times I gotta tell you, Zoey?!

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GET THE FUCK OUT AND STOP WASTING MY TIME

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YOU GOT ZERO POTENTIAL, ZERO!!!!

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Hey Tiffany, wear this butt plug while you go shopping

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Tiffany (in-game): Leave it to me!
Pewds: MHhmmmggggnnnnhhh

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BUTTPLUG! Right, Zoey?!?

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You wanna work in this business so hard?!

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Here, take this BUTTPLUG!

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BUY ME SOME CIGARETS

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And fuck off!

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Here's tits and glasses

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That's what they want

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and that's what we provide

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WHAT? How did she get an STD you wore a condom!!

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NO!!

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OH GOD I DIDN'T GIVE HER A CONDOM SHE GOT CHLLAMYDIA NOW, FUCK , FUCK!

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FUCK FUCK FUCK KILL ME

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WHY?!?!?

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WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN?!?

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Fucking got this shit

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I got this shit in the fucking bag

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I was born to do this shit

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I breathe to do this shit

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I live to do this shit

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I'm gonna have to hire my last girl, Marlena
Marlena (in-game): Naturally.

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Jesus, she's very...

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She said naturally, but ain't nothing natural about that, girl

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Ooooh my gooood that money!

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Big breasted glasses! Best idea I ever had

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Finally!

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Finally I'm rolling the pimp-business!

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Big-breasted glasses was all I ever needed

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My mom would be so proud of me if she looked at me right now

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The way I handle women with such dignity and respect

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Even Tumblr would approve of this video

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HAIL TO THE PIMP KING PEWDIEPIE!!!!

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PIMP-IEPIE, BITCH!!

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THAT'S ME, MOTHERFUC-

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What happened?

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It stopped...

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YES!!!

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I finally beat the game!

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Finally I did it!!

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YES! I am so happy about this!

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Big-breasted glasses

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That's how it's done

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Y'all playa-haters can fuck off

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That's how it's done!

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Alright, well leave a like if you enjoyed watching this video

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Thank you so much for watching and as always...

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*blow kiss* to all my hoes...

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Call me

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*outro*