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糗...

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沒有朋友陪我一起玩好無聊喔～

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(Danny DeVito：偶不是你朋友嗎QAQ)

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等一下!

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JAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK~~~~~
(愛爾蘭背景音樂響起)

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媽媽咪呀，你來了 <3

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Jack：是我

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(這人有事嗎？)

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Jack：來幹點蠢事吧

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Jack：我怎麼會答應要錄這段影片

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Jack：你就說 "嘿！來我家吧，要不要一起來錄影片"

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"好啊！來吧！"

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Pewdiepie，快開始吧 (學Pewds)

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Pewds：不准你學我講話，他奶奶的

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嘿！快開始吧！

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Pewds招牌合掌 (Jack又在學Pewds..)

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兄弟們

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祝你們早安~~~美女們 (Jack招牌開頭說詞)

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Jack：不像

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Pewds：對啊我學得根本不像
Jack：超不像

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Pewds：接住
Jack：okay...

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我向你挑戰

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Jacksepticeye(Jack頻道名稱)

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翻水瓶挑戰

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我們腳下也有攝影機

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3 2 1 開始！

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(蠢...)

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(用耳機聽的觀眾...RIP)

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Pewds：噢這會很好玩derrrr

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但

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有件事跟你說

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不只這樣而已

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不只這樣而已

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不只這樣而已 (很重要所以講三次)

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如果你沒有成功把水瓶翻正...

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你就得玩...

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Reddit 50/50
(50%機率你會點到不錯的選項；換言之..50%機率你會點到是人都不會想看的東西...)

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所以 你50% 我50%

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你50% 我50%

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比較像是你20% 我80%
(說自己有80%機會點到不錯的XD)

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你們這些宅宅們~反正你們都會看到

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我們就...移駕到2號攝影機

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來囉 2號攝影機

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開始吧

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是有多緊張(´_ゝ`)

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啊嘶~~~~~

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(再次RIP)

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Jack：第二次就中！(爽)

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Jack：第二次！！
(Pewds躁鬱症發作中)

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Jack：才第一回合而已
(Danny DeVito：你們都不理我...)

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Pewds：本節目由Evian贊助播出！！！

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他馬的~~~~

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1號攝影機(不想面對...淚)

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這她媽的太詭異了...

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Jack：你打算隨便挑一個嗎？還是就選第一個？
(完全事不關己)

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Pewds：我要選第一個！

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Pewds：剛出生的胎兒被女子丟棄在地上

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我不相信有這回事

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Jack：好吧...

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Pewds：我不相信有這麼扯的事！

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Jack：或是五胞胎在子宮裡的照片

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Pewds：我這兩個都不想看啊！！！

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Jack：這你的懲罰我幹嘛跟你一起受罪

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Pewds：Jack你可以轉頭沒關係><

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Jack：我聽你的反應就好QQ

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我要點了！

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噢這還蠻溫馨的~

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Jack：噢天啊！！！
Pewds：騙到你了哈！

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這超噁爛的！

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拜託別給我看這鬼東西

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這是三小！

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Jack：你是腦子有問題嗎！

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Jack：但這招有成功
Pewds：騙到你了！

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Pewds：好吧回到1號攝影機 (不是說這是2號嗎lol)
Jack：天啊！

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Jack：OK！GO！

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Jack：幹！

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Pewds：幹！

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(((ﾟДﾟ;)))

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殘念...

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我覺得我瓶子裡太多水了

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Jack：YA!!!!

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Pewds：等一下等一下！

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Pewds：我還有一次機會

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Jack：來吧！來吧

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(失敗again....)

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Jack：你翻水瓶超弱雞的

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Pewds：很明顯的我真的很廢
Jack：你確定你會翻嗎(跩)

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Pewds：閉上你的爛嘴！！

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Pewds：啊！！！別再來了，天啊！

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Pewds：噢我的天啊！Markiplier！
Jack：Marks！他怎麼會在這裡！？

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我剛剛在看他的影片啦

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OK好了

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是時候要面對我的懲罰了...

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Pewds：火車輾過一輛停靠轎車

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（？！）

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Pewds：這蠻酷的阿
Jack：這..只是一輛車啊...

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Pewds：男子示範很屌的綠屏合成特效

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這影片是..關於我的嗎 (根本自誇 ´_ゝ`)

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Pewds：噢可惡，我點到車子的選項了

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Jack：那是影片嗎

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Pewds：對阿，是gif動圖

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歐～～這超屌的啦

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沒事啦！你看看這個

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認真！？！？

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傻眼！這超猛的阿

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Jack：這完全無縫接軌啊！
Pewds：這真的有夠真實的

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Pewds：這還不錯，這真的蠻厲害的
Jack：嘿啊！我喜歡這遊戲

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謝啦Felix

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嘿！不客氣

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Pewds：就是看看子宮、火車
Jack：還有一些屍體

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Pewds：回到1號攝影機

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(慢動作再來一次)

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有史以來第一次！！！

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Jack：噢不～～～～
Pewds：爽啦！！！！

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終於啊！我知道我一定可以成功

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Jack：OK兄弟們，讓我們開始吧 (狂學Pewds)
Pewds：怕你哭哭，不要看啊Danny DeVito

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Jack：讓我們開始50/50

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Jack：可愛倉鼠吃墨西哥捲餅或是人吃可愛倉鼠

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為何阿，你們該不會真的吃吧

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Pewds：幹，那甚麼東西啊

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噢不....

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(不愧是強國人啊...)

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Pewds：噢天啊 WTF
(兩人已陷入崩潰)

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把它關掉，你們怎麼會吃啊！！！

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Jack：噢那真的害我想吐欸

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真假...

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我的老天爺啊，為何！

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你們怎麼會做這種事... (世界上各種人都有啊顆顆...)

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你們為什麼會做這種事！

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Jack：我還想說 "歐他只是把老鼠放進嘴巴裡"
Pewds：他有咬欸！

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他咬了然後那隻老鼠在他嘴裡炸開...

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你們有病嘛！亞洲人！ (真是老鼠是壞一鍋粥XD)

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噢不...我可憐的...我可憐的小...

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噢不！！！不要再放一次了啦இдஇ

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他頭髮還染藍色

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噢殺小啊！！！

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(噁)

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Jack：你看吧，你也看到想吐

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這甚麼鬼東西怎麼會在我嘴裡..

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Jack：那是倉鼠嗎？！
Pewds：我不知道><！

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Jack：1號攝影機！

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我還沒有抓到訣竅啦！

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我也是QQ

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(差一點點....Jack臉超挣擰)

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Jack：Yessssss!
Pewds：我還有一絲希望！

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1號攝影機 (到底有幾個1號...)

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歐天啊換我了...幹！我不想繼續喇

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Pewds：小狗挖洞
Jack：或是老兄臉上有洞

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點拉！你就點進去吧Felix

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拜託，拜託一定要是小狗，敗偷！我需要小狗

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那張不是小狗！！！！！(崩潰)

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噢幹我的老天，他是活著的嗎？

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這根本不是老兄臉上有洞，這是老兄只有半張臉

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1號攝影機！！！！！！(瘋了?)

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我這瓶水比較多...

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噢！！！！！

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(此影片不宜使用耳機...)

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Jack：這不算！！
Pewds：我　的　天　啊　！

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Pewds：這　根本　他媽的　算　！

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怎會有這種事

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Pewds：YESSSS!

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公牛亂跑意外 或 樹蛙呱呱叫

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Slippy！你甚麼都沒聽到，你是最棒的青蛙知道咩

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Pewds：那是啥
Jack：是隻青蛙！

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Awwwww~~~

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他們會叫，但他們之後不會給我挫賽(暗指Slippy)

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那你有事沒事幹嘛買隻樹蛙？

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買個漢堡來吃不是更好?

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別他媽的嘲笑我的青蛙！

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他愛你啦

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OMG! 是偶的捧優

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(醞釀中...)

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Jack：他等下該不會拉屎吧

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Jack：別...別...

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Jack：不..不要弄啦

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Jack：插他屁眼

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Pewds：他看起來....

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Jack：他醞釀完了

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樹蛙，是謂漢堡的天敵 (WTF...)

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最後一回合了Jack，是時候了！

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你以為你比我強嗎

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嘿啊，我贏比你多次欸

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(糗)

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之前的都不算數了！

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Jack：好我來換一下水瓶，我不知道哪個是哪個
(這最好有公平)

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歡迎各位，收看一年一度的翻水瓶總冠軍賽

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Jack：瑞典 VS 愛爾蘭
Pewds：瑞典 VS 愛爾蘭

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瑞典先開始

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當我沒說

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幹!

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Jack：你覺得誰會是第一個?

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Jack：啊~~~~每次都差一點!!

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不!!

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Jack：這水瓶一定是在惡整我

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第一名!!!!!

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ok!

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Pewds：不!!!

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Jack：yeahhhhh~~~
Pewds：不~~~

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Pewds：好吧我們繼續

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Pewds：延長賽開始
Jack：OK!

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Pewds：OH!!!

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Jack：啊哈哈哈哈
Pewds：不~~~~~

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天殺的有這種事

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OH!!!!

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Jack：啊哈哈哈哈
Pewds：不~~~~~

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Pewds：怎麼...

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Jack：我們剛剛完全無法成功(笑)

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Pewds：來吧

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Pewds：又是我第一!

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Pewds：加油！瑞典！瑞典！瑞典！

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Pewds：你壓力一定...

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Pewds：不！！！！！

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Pewds：幹太扯啦！

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Pewds：這一切都太傻眼了

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Jack：水！！！

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Pewds：為瑞典贏！

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Jack：不可能！
Pewds：YESSSS！

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Jack：而且是甩最高的一次

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Pewds：怎她媽會這樣？！

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Pewds：這總冠軍賽快讓我崩潰了

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Pewds：決勝時刻
Jack：我們現在的level應該一樣吧

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Pewds：水啦！！！！！

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Pewds：我才是最屌的翻瓶王！！

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Pewds：抱歉拉打到你><

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Pewds：YES！！！

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Pewds：史上最強

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Pewds：Jacksepticeye (笑)
Jack：你嚇到我差點挫賽

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Pewds：現在...最強的翻瓶王已揭曉

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Pewds：所以你的終極懲罰，我將帶你...

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Pewds：觀看全世界我最討厭的影片

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Pewds：開始唄兄弟 (拍肩)

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Pewds：好好享受！

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Jack：好吧...

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Jack：掰~

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Jack：他好吵！是有哪根莖不對？！

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Pewds：感謝我們家Jack參加這次的翻水瓶挑戰
Jack：小事啦

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Pewds：天啊！這樣結束太尷尬了
Jack：沒錯...

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Pewds：不知道Jack的宅宅們，不知道你是...有沒有在看我節目？！快去Jack的頻道看看

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Pewds：我會把連結貼在下面
Jack：我在你節目好像已經是個被拿來取笑的虛擬人物

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Jack：這裡居然有個撥放鍵
Pewds："等等！真的其人？！"

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Jack：這裡有撥放鍵印的居然是我的名字

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Pewds：讓我把它...拿起來給大家看

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Pewds：輸家將能夠獲得我們黃金播放鍵

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Jack：我才不要這個！

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Pewds：恭喜你！這是你的了！若你喜歡這次影片也請按讚

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Pewds：我們下次...下次見！ Bro...Brofist！

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Jack：Jackseptic播放鍵...fist...

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Pewds：我等待這一刻很久了

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Pewds：美呆了，看看他

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Jack：祝各位早安！！！！！！