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SKRRRRATTAR DU

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I gotta be quiet guys...

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Where am I?

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Doko desuka?

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*Swedish man who lives in the UK speaking Japanese*

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That's right everyone

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I am in Nippon

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Did you guess it from my Neko headphones?

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That's right

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I'm somewhat of a Japaneseヽ(^◇^*)/

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*whisper* I gotta be really quiet this time

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The rule is simple

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You laugh, You lose

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And this time

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Bringing new meaning to the game

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Cause I dunno if my neighbours will be pissed off

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So I'm trying to keep it down

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It's aways so awkward recording in a new space

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This is a new setup

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It's a bit more iNtiMate, don't ya think?

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Don't you like this?

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Feels more special

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The really hardest part of this challenge

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Is the fact that I don't have any G-fuel

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That's right, I forgot to pack it

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How am I gonna get through this

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Without G-fuel, this is impossible

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I know

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But we're going to have to do this together

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We're on the same level now

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Let's freaking do this

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*gasp* NOOOooooooAHHHHHHHHHH

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*gasp* NOOOooooOOOOooAHHHHHHHHHH

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Oh God

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I have already lost

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Awwwww

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Could this be the first time I ever lose

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You laugh, You lose?

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Oh my god

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Oh my god

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You know, maybe it's a nice place down there

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*gasp* NOOOooooOOOOooAHHHHHHHHHH

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[pewd's cute laugh]

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It's a lake in berryessa

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It's a reservoir for a dam

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And the giant vortex is a drain

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To prevent the dam from flooding

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This is so sad

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Can we got some Fs in the chats

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And smash like on this video, if you...

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Don't want ducks to go down giant vortexes

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I expect this to get a billion likes

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How do I make videos?

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Someone remind me please

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Your jokes have always been stale Felix

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Nothing has changed

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SKRRTFSFSFK (ew)

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I'm close now

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[incoherent grunts]

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Oh god

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I said oh god again

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Same reactions just over and over

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Now this is the kind of real enthusiasm

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When I ask for a bro fist

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Ha just kidding

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You broke your screen for nothing *beeps*

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How is your screen not broken yet?

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Pound it real

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For once

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Oh god

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Give me your hardest bro fist!

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Damn that felt good

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I'll buy you a new a new monitor Cyranek

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I'm sorry

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You got trolled Cyranek

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Jesus christ

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You knew it was coming

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Is it still playing?

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Poor monitor

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NOOOOO

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Don't do it!

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Stop it!

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You call that a bro fist Cyranek?

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It should have at least gone to space

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That wouldn't bro fist anyone

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That was the weakest bro fist I've ever seen in my life

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I'm not gonna buy you a new monitor

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Cause it's clearly still working

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Pathetic

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Try harder next time

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On an all new Sunday Special

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Phil: "Now Ben I know you like to say

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Facts don't care about your feelings

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But, I wanna tell you some facts about your feelings"

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(lookit 'em faces lol)

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How is this real? What is this?

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When did

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*licks lips*

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See I can't

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Oh god I can't review this

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They're gonna--

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copystrike it

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(pls put why r u running meme)

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Tune in this week

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Is that real?

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Oh my god, thats's amazing

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On an all new Sunday Special

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Phil: "Now Ben I know you like to say

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facts don't care about your feelings

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but I wanna tell you some facts about your feelings"

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I can't tell if it's real

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It must be real, that's amazing

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God damn I

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I wanna review that episode so bad

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I can't do anymore Dr. Phil videos

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Fs in the chat guys

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Fs in the chat

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Okay I've seen this

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I saw it on H3 podcast

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It's goddamn amazing

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Lemme just preface by saying that

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Why'r you on the floor?

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*muffled*

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Use the restroom

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Sorry

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Sorry

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Sorry about that

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Oopsie

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OoOOoopsiEe

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Oh my god

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America everyone

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This does not happen anywhere else

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Maybe in Japan actually

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Oh sorry

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I dropped my contact lens

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You're wearing glasses

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Sorry

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SoRRryY

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Nobody animals...

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(lo and behold for u head/earphone users)

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AAAAAAAAAHHHHH

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Animals when they have something on their  head

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But can't get it

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AAAAAHHHHH

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Jesus christ

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I can't tell tell if I'm the only one laughing at these

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They're so goddamn terrible

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AHHHHHHH

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I mean Ah! Thank you Marv for the 250

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What happened to her?

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Wasn't she the girl that used to go like

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*high-pitched voice* No stop, stop being stooopp

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Or like

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*GirlDiePie* sTop bEiNg sO mEAn

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She had us fooled all along

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Jesus christ

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Oh I love these

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Mama, you'll never believe what happened

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[retorted bgm playing]

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You Laugh, You Sad

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My god

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Jesus christ

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OOOOOOOOHHHHHH

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Oh my god that's genius!

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Oh my god

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OOOHH MY GOD THAT'S GENIUS!

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What if we used 100% of our brains?

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My god, they figured it out

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Life hacks that actually work

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Incredible

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Ahh I loved that

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That's amazing

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You get him

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He's gonna pay the price

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You guys are cruel

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What are you doing? (ಥ﹏ಥ)

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Oh my god

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Oh my gosh!

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Pewd: Is that his Xbox?

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NO

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That's his X...

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*mumbled scream*

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Pewd: *high-pitched* That is an Xbox--

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--Oh no

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NOOOO

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*Evil Laugh*

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BILL!

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Oh god, I've seen this

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(what the fudge is she doing ergh >:-( )

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What is wrong with this girl?

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Ew

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Ew

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Ew

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Ew

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Disgusting

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Now I can never sit on a

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I literally just sat on an airplane seat

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This changes everything

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It's like one thing to do it

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It's another thing to film yourself doing it

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Thanos when Ant-Man dives inside his *bleeps*

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Awww

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I can't wait for meme review

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There's so many good Thanos

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The anus memes

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Oh my god

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These memes, I swear to god

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Just... What is this?

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Karen took the kids

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Good

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Good

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Just get it over w...

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Oh my god

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Oh god Karen please I just want them back

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I made a mistake, I'm sorry I love you

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Please...

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People have way too much spare time

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Oh my god Grandayy you too?

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Really Grandayy?

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What are you going to do then?

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What is this?

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Herobama

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Really?

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Watch out behind you it's a creeper!

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No, Herobama is...

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Ok

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Alright

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That's not bad

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That's not bad

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When you see it

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You're gonna go

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Ahhhh

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My god just stop these please

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They're not funny

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And they're not good

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And they're not creative

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Oh my god, it's the best meme

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I have ever seen in my life

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My life

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What is this?

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Jacksfilms

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Bro Fist

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Bridge?

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Lasagna?

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Stop

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Stop it.

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I'm actually hungry

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I could go for some lasagna right now

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To all you guys hating on me

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Because I have an Android

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There's noting wrong with Android

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We have the best quality

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Shut up!

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Stop

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I refuse to look at this

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🐗

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Oh my god

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I sent lasagna into space

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To save PewDiePie

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Ft. Mr. Beast

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That's one big ball

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Oh my god

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Incredible

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So that's gonna take about two hours

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To get into space

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Oh my god

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That's insane

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Jesus

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That's a good shot

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Damn

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So are they gonna eat it

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Or what?

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Oh my god

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That's funny

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Awww

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Hang on I need to just...

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Awwww

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Awww

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Thank you Pro Gamer J

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Very cool

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Jesus christ

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When is it gonna end

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So I get to work this morning

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And normally the first thing I saw to my co-worker

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Is, Hey guys! How's it going?

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Well one of my co-workers decided to ask me today

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Hey dude are you into fitness?

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And I was like yeah dude, what's up man?

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And he's like

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Fit-n-this whole weaner in your mouth

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I said

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WHY WOULD YOU ASK ME THAT?!

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Aw

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Alright well,

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I think that's it for this week's

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Meme Review

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I need help

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Someone send me help

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And G-fuel

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For that matter

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Thank you guys for watching

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I'm gonna go and explore Nihon

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Hope you guys had a good time today

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If you want to support this amazing channel

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Which is clearly putting a lot of time and effort

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Into making the best videos

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As I possibly could

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Then support and get some epic merch

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And that's it for me for n...

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Marzia?

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What were you doing?

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You got a snack?

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I didn't even notice it

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But I'm...

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What am I doing...

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Ok

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Alright

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Fine

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Bro Fist ^‿^

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At 100 million

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See you guys tomorrow

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Bye

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Tuber Simulator

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Is now so relevant

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That it's got a brand new mini game!

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Craniac!

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Drop the crane and get fresh items

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Only available in the washing machine like game

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And you say there's more?

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Of course there is!

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New knowledge perks

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New quests

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And new Pixilings

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And legs

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Guys

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Legs