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pa, pa, pa (where's the LASERs..... ok its not PEW NEWS)

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It's time for me to flex on you kids just a little bit, don't worry.

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I got this new LG Wallpaper TV.

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It's seriously the coolest TV I've ever have.

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And I wanna show it off to you, guys.

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As you can see, perfect pictures, perfect quality. It's like--it's like looking through a window. It genuinely feels like it.

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So, as you can see, when it gets black, it's actually black. Which is, uh, OLED technology, that's right, Google it.

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So cool. (very nice)

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You don't get that in a lot of TVs, also, the way it's so thin, look how thin it is. It's like actually having a picture on your wallet, like I've never seen anything like it. THIN LIKE MY DEPRESSION

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It's so cool.

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Like look at that, how is it even real?

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So, all the hardware is in the soundbar, which has amazing theater-like audio as well.

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So it's got the perfect theater video and audio experience with Dolby Vision and Dolby Atmos.

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So it really feels like a movie theater.

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Wait, I wanna show this. Look at that. WoHahA.

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It's a window, everybody! You don't need windows anymore. Just get an LG Wallpaper TV.

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I don't know how to best describe it, but it's genuinely unlike anything I've seen.

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Thankyou LG for sponsoring this video. If you guys wanna check out one as well, link is in the description. And, let's get back to the video. (GOD THANK YOU)

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Guys, this is extremely serious

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Memes is about to get banned

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in the EU

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This might be the last

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LWIAY

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We have ever done

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and I'm going to savor it

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to its very little piece of meme

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Welcome to the final episode

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of LWIAY

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I know. I know it's tough

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I know it's tough, but we must get through this

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Honestly, I'm, kind of, like

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I know everyone is like

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"Oh, no, let's not ban memes."

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50% of me says YAS OKURRRR

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There's a small part of me that unironically thinks "You know what

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just let them dieeee

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JUST LET EM DIE

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You look at memes like the Boar Etruscan

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500 - 600 BC

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And you just have to think for yourself (oh really i thought someone will do it for me pewds)

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Just let it die. Let--just burn it all down

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Let's just burn it all down

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But anyway,  let's begin reviewing the memes

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If you understand this, you're going to hell

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wtf

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Damn it.

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When you studied 4 years of journalism and you end up writing for BuzzFeed

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Yeah. Who doesn't like to be $25,000 in debt and took a career path that can't really be adapted too much else?

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What do you call a sad strawberry?

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A blueberry

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Jesus. F, man.

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F outta here with your retarded puns

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Listen here, you huge sack of shit

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You're being berry rude

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*meme review*

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I'm trying to kill the meme

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Not working

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It's too strong

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World War 3 will be Battle Royal

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It just makes sense

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But is it going to be Trump's take on Battle Royal?

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Is it going to be a politically correct Battle Royal?

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A progressive thinking Battle Royale?

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Hmm?

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Sharing the memes I made with friends in the EU said that I don't get in trouble

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Wouldn't it be awesome if memes just becomes this underground illegal business?

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I mean, I guess it already is

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And that's the point

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You know what, we live in the darkest, most terrible timeline

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Upvote if you want Gloria Borger and Poppy Harlow to host Pew News together

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Now you're just being greedy, okay?

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Poppy would never sink so low

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8K = All hell can be seen on face

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Wow. I look exactly like my dad

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It's terrifying

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4K = Can see sadness beyond expression

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720p = Looks pretty fine

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360p = Happiest goddamn motherf*cker

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We need to reduce the quality, okay?

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You can see my depression

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And it's not pretty

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Moving on

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Oh, man. Why do people--if I needed to take a break, I would take a break

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I appreciate the nice comments

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But no

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No.

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Poor Poppy

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Poppy Harlow, according to Wikipedia, is a Swedish--an Swedish news anchor

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best known for being the anchor at the world's most reliable news source

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Pew News

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Thank you, Wikipedia, for delivering accurate information once again.

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Chris Frog right there

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Chris Frog and I are playing Box of Lies after the break

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Stick around, everybody

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Oh, man

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Fake. It's fake, okay?

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It's not cringey, but it's fake

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Don't waste my time with this

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9-year olds = I miss Fridays with Pewdiepie

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Me, an intellectual = I miss Pewdiepie roasting Jacksepticktank in pretty much every video

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Damn it.

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What happened?

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Well, I guess he died

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Where girls cried, where boys cried, where 9-year-olds cried

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Awwww. That is so sweet

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You're all a bunch of dummies

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Goodbye, Gloria Borger, and welcome, Poppy Harlow, with new unlocked characters

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Slippy gets a comeback. That's nice. That's pretty cool. Thank you.

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Imagine a conversation between these two people.

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Just give me another--a couple more years on YouTube

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I'll, I'll end up like those coo-coos

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Pewdiepie is not actually quitting, he's just teasing the release of Pewdiepie 2

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Damn it.

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No, no, no, this is not true

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Meme correction. There it is, everyone.

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Why don't you use the one where my f*****g hair is brown?

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Why do you keep using that picture?

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Meme correction again. Do it right.

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Can we copystrike the Vikings?

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Really?

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We're still--we're still doing this?

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Six months later, we,we get Ugandan Knuckles memes

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Fantastic

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You know, maybe if Black Panther came out recently, I would be like "Oh, that's funny."

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Jesus Christ, dude.

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Bring back "Please don't Tell Marzia Productions."

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That would involve us actually going outside and filming

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Uh, I think not.

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Jesus Christ, this is the reason I didn't post anything on twitter when it happened

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Cuz a lot of it seems like

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Hey

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I found out this person died

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And now I'm wanna tell you

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Just telling rest in peace I er- I remember Whitney Houston died

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So many people in my feed were like "Rest in Peace Whitney Houston."

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I'm like "You don't give a fuck about Whitney Houston."

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*Laughs* Wait Whitney Houston is dead?

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Did you now that Whitney Houston's debut LP..

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Had 4 number one singles on it?

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Did'ya know that? CHRISTIE??

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"I FRICKIN EDITED THAT ON WIKIPEDIA AND SOMEONE SCREENSHOTTED IT AND PUT IT ON REDDIT AND GOT 1K UPVOTES"

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*Silent Laughing*

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*B R E A T H I N*

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"THIS IS BULLCRAP"

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*Stock laughter in the background* I've never so been proud of you nine year olds

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NEVER BEEN SO PROUD! (Thank you Pewdie I'm honoured)

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WELL DONE! *Fist in air* Yeah!