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Yeah, I make Youtube videos.

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Laugh at other people's memes and get money

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*look at his eyes. They tell stories of the old Viking battles*

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Joke's on you, I don't make any money!

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cuz the videos get monite- demone- nah

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*ayy intensifies*

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ay mane(n) ay

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*ayy intensifies continues*

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aey

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What up you poor people?

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Check out my latest car that I bought!
(on this free image Brad cut into this green screen? nice)

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That's right, pretty impressive, I know. What's that in the back?

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*ding* Oh, that's my mansion, that you could never afford
(unless i download it haha yes)

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That's right, I am so incredibly rich!

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Just kidding! Haha! You fell for that old meme?
(no, who the heck would even fall for that)

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This is a green screen. (but it's white. like u)

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*double pewds*

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You can do all kinds of things with these

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Hey, look now, I'm... in uhm...

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*pewds realizes where is he now in 3*

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*pewds realizes where is he now in 2*

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*pewds realizes where is he now in 1*

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I'm in India now...

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(nice teleportation skills)

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Just kidding

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Hey, look. 
Now, I'm in Guatemala

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Just kidding

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*questions his life choices that led him to this moment*

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This green screen is from Elgato.

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I'm gonna link them in the description

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if you guys want to check them out. This thing is genius!

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If you ever had a green screen, it is the ugliest- it looks amazing on videos

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Like it can really- it can really amp up the quality of your content and really put yourself out there

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But if you ever use the green screen

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it takes up your entire space, 
it looks ugly,

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it's wonky as hell.

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A lot of them are just cheap and bad

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You need to light it properly

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so you need to get all this lighting equipment

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With this baby,

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I'm saying this from the bottom of my heart.

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I mean- never been some more genuine-

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Never been more genuine about a promo

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(welcome to hell army of 9 year olds)

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This makes my life so much easier.

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You know I- how I had that projector and the-

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like before I had this giant bar on my ceiling and that was a

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projector that I just painted green.

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And I paid more for that than this Elgato thing

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So yeah, if you make videos check out Elgato

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Obviously, 
#Spons

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But also very nice

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"Now move on with the video Felix, please."

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"Can you stop selling us things?"

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"You literally just made fun of us for being poor."

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You're right

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Leave your memes in the comments below

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and I'll pick my favorites

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in the next episode of

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YIAY

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What MEMES did you submit this week?

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Oh~
I can't wait!

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The real reason why Sweden lost last night

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Posted five days ago

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Sweden lost because Germany played well

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Pff! No.

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Sweden lost because they played badly

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Pff!
No!

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No, Sweden lost because they didn't worship Zlatan before the match

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Pff!

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NO

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Sweden lost because Pewdiepie didn't include me- Bonus Meme in the latest  *trips over his words*

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Bonus meme is dead.

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Jesus Christ

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Way to rub it in

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Haha

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Good Roasts

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WALLLLMART!

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The Paul brothers

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When the fight breaks down in UK('s)  KSI

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I just start yelling

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PRIIIIMARK

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Upvote for Pewds to react to another country

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HMmmm

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I was gonna do a Swedish one, but

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just so it doesn't seem like I'm just hating on all these countries

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but there's nothing funny about Sweden they just-

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It's just in jokes that are unfunny.

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Thank you bus driver, very cool.

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Thank you *clap clap* *meme dies*

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Well done!

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You know, say what you want about Trump

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But at least
 he thanks the bus driver

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Upvote if you want Pewds to ACTUALLY show his YouTube analytics

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To see how many nine year olds actually in the army.

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Okay. Well, let's just have a... As you can see here

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They're all 9 year olds.

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The 13 year olds had the- have the lowest attention span

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(get gud kids! YEETn't)

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select all squares

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containing a dishwasher

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*clap clap* *Meme: Felix, I don't feel so good*

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Oh

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The jokes around the sexist

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I've seen this one it's the- it's clearly the best Loss

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Ooga Booga-booga sleepy sleepy 
She's asleep now

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Thank you for coming here, hypnosis.

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Hypnosis?

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Hypnotist

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Which way is the exit?
-It's right over there.

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Okay guy- okay. Bye guys I'm leaving

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A Lost in another universe

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Very nice.

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This is the fan art I get?

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(Why are we here?)

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(Just to suffer)

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What the hell is that? It's like a hedgehog on my face

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it's not even accurate

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Women reveal two words they LOVE hearing during sex

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Meme *clap* Revie- *clap*
Goddammit

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HahahahaHA

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Fock the pauls fam. Fock the p-

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WAAAALLLLMAARTT

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Coca-cola

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he stole your health

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Disney

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he stole your childhood

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Prawn hub

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he stole your innocent (innocence)

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Pewdiepie

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he stole your cont- NO

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I'm giving YOU content

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It's different. Definitely

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Last night, someone edited our Wikipedia page

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to say he was our family. Showed security at our show,

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got into the green room and had a beer with the boys

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Spargo, you legend

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Thanks for the evening, lads.

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What an absolute mad lad, everybody.

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Slow internet again

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Either my son is downloading prawn

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or my daughter is uploading it 
*laugh track plays in the background*

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*soullessly smiles at the camera*

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This meme makes sense because...
 it's how it makes me laugh

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Really funny *laugh track continues*

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Oh... *cringes*

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It's all upvote. It's all upvote
IT'S ALL UPVOTE

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Well, this 7 year old video of Pewds has showed up in my recomanded (wrong spelling)

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I guess you guys are really are 9

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Congratulations

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That has 8 million views?

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That's crazy

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Fridays with Pewdipi- 
LEAVE YOUR ENTRIES IN THE SUBREDDIT BROS

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AND I'LL WATCH SUBMISSIONS IN THE NEXT EPISODE OF

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LWIAY

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*amused laugh*

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Well done, good meme.

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That was awesome, Vooltex Foda.

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Faith restored in this subreddit. 
Well done!

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Yeah, I make Youtube videos

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Laugh at other people's memes and get money

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*speechless*

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Joke's on you.

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I don't make any money

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cuz the videos get monite- demone- nah

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Upvo- NOooooOOO

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Upvote- *bleep*

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Accepting that the new EU regulations ban memes

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Adding an overlay so the filter won't detect it

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I mean literally-
me and Brad have been doing this for years

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Whenever we have to use audio, we pitched it

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so he doesn't get detected
 or we'll try and use it a little shorter

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before it was like a 15-second thing.

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This is literally it

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This is how- what we're already living this meme.

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This is not a meme. It's life 
(truer words have never been spoken)

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*silent laugh*

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Honestly

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so *bleep*

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(to himself) Can I stop swearing, please?

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As- Dear Pewds *cue emotional piano track*

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as a devoted fan base we can't help but notice

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You've been acting very stressed in recent videos

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I think I speak on behalf of the 9 year old army when I say,

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Suck it up, you whiny little b-
*cue 9 year old army sound track*

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No one gives an F about you and your... depression

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*resume sad piano track*

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I've never been more proud.
Finally

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you guys understand

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Finally, 
I have an audience...

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that's not a bunch of little *bleep*

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Spend hours making these birds talk

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*birds sings Blend S opening*

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*cuts track*

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SKRATTTA DU?!

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FORLORAR DU!!

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MANEN! (the Remix)

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Holy hell. The edit *genuinely impressed*

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*pitched explosion*

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Fake. Its fake. Okay

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It's not cringey if it's fake.

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Don't waste my time with this.

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*snort-ish laugh*

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Damn

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You're (got) some solid edits in here.

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s(uh)m(a)j(a)135

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A well done

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Nihon-go, namaste. (Japanese language, hello)

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Pewds,
They're still going have some mercy

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The thing is the more this goes on,

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the more inevitable it's going to be the fact that I'll have to eat hi-

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*clap clap*

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r/wooosh on Pewdiepie submissions

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92% won't get this joke

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Are you the nine percent?

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Apparently Math isn't your strongest suit?

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This is clearly a whooosh-ception

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Like the bird said, 
"I can't cringe if it's fake. Don't waste my time"

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Whoever's doing the caption is killing me

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Realizes he couldn't come up with a joke in time because he's not creative

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and that he gets all his comedic credit 
from his fans and editors.

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Hey,

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you know- that is

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So this is the EU flag. 
Yup

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And you know, it's public domain
Yup

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So making it a meme won't actually change anything

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That makes sense

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So stop making those memes

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On July 5th, we must only upvote pictures of the 
EU flag

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so they become a meme and

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must ban themselves.
Upvote-

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OH MY GOD! This is genius!

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Finally, we'll fight fire with fire. 
*US national anthem plays*

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There will be no banning on memes

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on my command

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That's right.
My- can we get some military audio?

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My fellow 9 year olds,

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On July 5th

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We will strike them

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at dawn.

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We will fight them
 with their own weapons of machinery.

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Copyri- copy strikes

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That's right. Copy Strikes

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EU flags. Blasted

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Upvote this video

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if you want another 
LWIAY