Well hey look, it's a lifesize cutout of poodiepie
Okay uh- we're in
Alright
*Claps*
Hey, how's it going bros,
my name is Pewdiepie
I'm here with
[PJ]: KickThePj [Pewds]: PunshThePj
What?
P- Kicked- Kicked PJ?
-How long- -Kick, kick 'im..
*deep breath*
How long have we been friends, Felix?
[Pewds]: Too long. [PJ]: Not long enough.
*laugh*
PJ, I got a game for you.
Ooh, alright. Hit me.
Are you ready?
I'm... so ready
How well do you think-
I hope it doesn't involve Anime, cause I HATE Anime.
*Snorty laugh*
Anyway, what's the game?
I got this toad...
Oh, nice! :D
We got the Anime Test
The Anime Test?
The Anime Test
Can you Guess
What The Anime
Subtitle
Or Manga
Is saying?
Is that a rhetorical question or...?
No, that's the game
OH!
*that's👏 the👏 game👏*
*clap clap*
That's the game.
If you win *dun dun dun*
You get to tattoo me
again
Oooo!
Tattoo round 2.
Okay!
If you lose,
Okay.
I know you're not gonna like this
You have to touch Toad
Sl- Slippy the Toad?
Yeah
Slippy Toad?
You have to touch him
Okay.
Alright.
*clap*
-Alright, Alright
ALRIGHT
Let the GAMES begin
*action music to indicate something interesting is about to happen*
Mr. PJ
Mr. Felix
First one.
There's a subtitle here. I- I photoshopped it too well but
what is the
what is the cow saying?
Wait, what?
What is the cow saying?
He's obviously saying moo
Moo
Moo?
What's he- what?
*ding*
THAT IS CORRECT PJ
*victory music*
Damn it you're- you're good at this!
Thank you I-
I can tell you watched a lot of anime.
I have seen a lot of anime,
especially any animes with a cow in it...
I'm very familiar with, so...
This of course, which anime is it?
Cowball Z
Cowball z*laughs*
Attack on Cowtan
it's an ova
It's a really good episode, you should watch it.
Next one!
Okay.
''Yep, I'm-
I don't even know what this one is!
I like how we've gone from really tame cow, to - eating butt.
Just eating some butt.
Felix, what have you been watching?
euhhhhhhmmmmmmmmm- (Thinks of an excuse)
It's a really good anime, it's got a really good story-
Yeah, it looks good.
You see I photoshopped that away really well.
(sarcastic) hmm-hmm.
what's he saying,
while it's in the butt?
''I'm satisfied''. Yup. I'm satisfied.
Yep, I'm an IDIOT.
Dammit!
How was I supposed to know that?
[PJ]: Shit. [Pewds]:You're not doing too well.
One outta two, that's not too bad.
Is it???
EPIC MUSIC
what is this one saying?
How the fuck am I supposed to know what that guy is saying?
He's not saying anything. His mouth isn't moving.
Ehhm
THAT IS CORRECT, PJ!!! xD
There was no one- *Laugh*
You're throwing in curve balls and trick questions, what's the matter with you?
This is MY game, bitch!
Psychopath, Jesus, you're a-
I just really like the picture!
Yeah I mean, it's, it's a good picture.
Next one.
We got the next one, no, um, I mean, like a butt, and uh, lots of butts- Oh no, that's a head *in* a butt.
That's def- That's a head in a butt.
Have you photoshopped out the asscrack?
No, no, no
[PJ]: Oh okay that's just the way it's- [Pewds]: I wouldn't do that to you, PJ, don't worry.
[PJ]: Thank you, I like to see all the asscrack. [Pewds]: Uncensored asscrack.
Ehhhm
What are they saying?
She's saying "Balls Deep"
I'm balls deep!
fuck.
WHAT????
HUH- Felix,
please
uhhh
(...)
please.
EHHHHHHHH
NEXT ONE!
Okay, this one is a little trickier.
A piece of my... hmm hmm
just shot out of my weiner
Ehhhhhhh.....
alright.
Think. What shoots out of wieners?
WHAT IS THIS??????
Ehhhh, a piece of my...
Come on PJ, I know you can do it
I know you know a lot of Anime-s
Ehh, I did- Dude, what's shooting out of a Weiner, I mean what's this like a little bird?
Think. A piece of my... Brain.
oh my gawd....
WHAT!?!?!?!?
HOW did I know that?
'Cause you've READ it, PJ!
YOU JUST GOT BUSTED!
No no, how did I know that before- Wait, can we actually just reassess-
a piece of my brain just shot out my weiner?
How did you guess that, PJ?
maybe you wrote this manga... I KNEW that it was you along
[Pewds]:Torro miamoto tha- [PJ]:How did you....That's... me... That's my alternate...
Anyway, what's next?
"Piglets don't have"... flop, flop.
"How did you know?!"
W-wait, what was your answer, sorry I didn't get it.
"Piglets don't have"...
ehhhhh....
What do they don't have?
Think, PJ.
[PJ]: What don't piglets have [Pewds]:Don't piglets have.
I'll need to work backwards -what DO they have?
They have orgasms.
*laughter* They have...
Hey guys, welcome to the PewdiepieShow, I'm Peejypie and I'm going to be taking over for the-
-(Peejypie??!) -Okay, all ri- *Jumpcut*
Listen, we have a lot of them PJ,
I need you to keep a faster pace here-
Alright, they don't have hands, I dunno.
Are you fucking kidding me?
WHAT!?!?!?
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!?!?!?!?
WHAT THE FUCK PJ!
[Pewds]: I'M OUT
I am-
[Pewds]: You just go!
- I am- -[Pewds]: I can't
I am, I am the Anime God,
[Pewds]:what the hell!
You-
[Pewds]: How did you do that!
You answer to me now-
*Siren Noise*
[Pewds]: sorry.
That's freaky.
I'm a little weirded out.
Yeah I didn't know how-
That you got that
-[PJ]: I don't know how- - [Pewds]: I mean It's Naru- it's Naruto
Is she pulling balls out of his head?
Is she pulling balls?
Like a mans balls?
As you do, PJ.
Alright.
"Your's is" something "as usual"...
uhhhhh, --- soft?
-[PJ]: Tiny! -[Pewds]: Tiny
That was close! Not really.
I think I get that though. Soft and tiny, kinda similar.
I think I'm running out of disc space, give me one second
Why did you- why did you start swearing so much as soon as this picture came up?
Marzia.
What does Marzia have to do- what?
Okay. Here we go, here we go.
I really like this one. It's one of my, one of my favourites.
"Is this a..."
"Is this a..." Well, I mean, he's gesturing to the butterfly...
-[PJ]:"Is this a butterfly?" -[Pewds]:"Is this a pidgeon?"
How could you not get that one, PJ?
-[PJ]:It's 'cause I... -[Pewds]:I thought you liked anime!
-[Pewds]: Maybe... -[PJ]: Fuck!
Maybe he's got, maybe he's got the wrong prescription on his glasses...
Maybe, or maybe he's just a fucking dumbass
"Is this a pidgeon!?"
-[Pewds]: It could be -[PJ]: No one- nn.
"Stop, onii-chan, I'm going to-"
Poop?
what she gonna- fart!
-[PJ]: Close enough! -[Pewds]: It's NOT close enough!
-[PJ]: Pooping and farting are... -[Pewds]: Wait, wait!
Felix!
Should he get a point for that?
Can you not fucking harass...
Do you think I should get a point for that?
[imitating pewds] Mmm, yeah! I'm Poodiepie!
Ooo yeah, boxes and barrels! Aw shit, son!
B- g- uh, buy tuber simulator!
You know...
Comes out in- six days!
I'm poodiepi- I'm poodie- Oh fuck, I'm stuck
I'm Poodiepie!
-[Pewds]: Okay, this is one- also one of my favourites. -[PJ]: Okay.
Uh, this is from Code Geass... I would recommend this one, it's really, really good
"I'll now proceed to" something "myself with this fish!!"
Well. I mean...
What do you- what do you do with a fish, PJ? You tell me what you first think
"I'm gonna pleasure myself with this fish?"
You're kidding. If that's- that's not...?
-[Pewds]: No. -[PJ]: No? Okay.
Uh, "feed myself with this fish...?"
It IS "pleasure yourself", what the fuck!!
-[Pewds]: Fuck this game! -[PJ]: What the fuck me,
-[PJ]: You recommended it! -[Pewds]: Fuck this game!
-[PJ]: You recommended it! -[Pewds]: Stupid!
You do it, you do it with him now!
[Pewds]: I don't even care!
-You recommended- -[Pewds]: Stupid game!
- Felix recommended- -[Pewds]: dumbest game I have ever played!
[Pewds]: I hate you! *door slamming*
[imitating pewds] I'm Poodiepie! Everybody subscribe to KickThePj!
Great times, great content!
-[Pewds]: No, don't recommend your shitty channel- -[PJ]: Don't recommend your weird animes!
-[PJ]: What was that!? -[Pewds]: It's Code Geass, it's a great anime!
-[PJ]: Mmhm... -[Pewds]: About fish pleasure
- Have you ever pleasured yourself with a fish?
-[Pewds]: Let's not get into details... -[PJ]: Okay! :P
I am legit weirded out by this, but yeah, I hope you all enjoyed watching at home-
-[PJ]: Hold on, that's not the end! -[Pewds]: No, that is definitely the end...
-[PJ]: That's not the end. - [Pewds]:...we are defintely ending it there.
-[PJ]: Wasn't there a, um... -[Pewds]: Oh no, it's over!
-[PJ]: A forfeit, there was a forfeit! -[Pewds]:Thank you so much for watching and leave a like...
There was a forfeit, right?
Come on!
[Pewds]: Just don't do anything weird, okay?
[Pewds]: I have a meeting later...
All right. Well, that's cool, man...
I mean, you've got lots of tattoos on your arm, I'll just add to that.
-[Pewds]: Okay. How about here. -[PJ]: Uh, sure.
No, I want a wrist tattoo.
Wrist tattoo? Okay, I'll, I'll give you a good one, all right.
All right. Let me, let me think of a good one first.
Come on, PJ.
-[PJ]: Now... -[Pewds]: Don't do anything bad, PJ!
I won't do anything bad, you can trust me, man.
-[Pewds]: I have enough bad tattoos, PJ! -[PJ]: Oh yeah, I know.
Okay, this might hurt, because this is a tattoo...
Is it Moon Man? My favourite anime?
Good point. I could've drawn some hentai on your arm.
PJ, please. Don't let it be a penis.
It won't- trust me, dude, this is not a penis. I would not do that to you.
'kay, well, no butts either.
-[PJ]: No penises, no butts, I sw- I promise. -[Pewds]: Okay.
-[PJ]: Nearly. -[Pewds]: The tension is killing me!
-[PJ]: Almost! -[Pewds]: It's *killing* me!
-[PJ]: Almost... -[Pewds]: I don't want...
All right, you can look now.
I'm so proud.
-[Pewds]: You *fucking asshole*! -[PJ]: What? What!
-[Pewds]: What is this!? -[PJ]: An accurate representation of your career.
I can't show this on youtube, the video is gonna get censored now!
No it won't.
I'll, I'll make sure that they won't- They won't censor this one!
[Pewds]: Wait, I need to see...
Oh, Pewdiepie's career, that's, that's real clever...
I think that might be your best tattoo - yet.
-[Pewds]: I think I'm gonna get this one inked in. -[PJ]: Yeah, yeah get that inked and coloured, I think...
Well, thank you so much, PJ, for coming along...
-[PJ]: Yeah, thanks for inviting me. -[Pewds]: Al- always a pleasure...
-[PJ]: Yeah, I had a great time, I had a great time. -[Pewds]: Really glad we, uh... yeah.
-[PJ]: Me too, me too. -[Pewds]: You're never coming on again.
No, I'd love to, every time I come on I wanna de- I wanna deface your body in some way.
Can I- shall I do *taps* this one as well?
-[PJ]: Just- -[Pewds]: No-!
Dickbutt?
'Kay, we're just gonna end it now...
Uh, check out PJ, we did a... what did we do?
-[PJ]: Cringe-fu. -[Pewds]: We did cringe-fu on PJ's channel, check that out...
Leave a like for more likes, and as always...
-[PJ]: Stay awesome, bros! -[Pewds]: Stay awesome, bros!
[Pewds]: Nice