WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en-US 00:00:02.230 --> 00:00:04.259 Skitty-boop welcome to a new vah- 00:00:05.740 --> 00:00:10.920 Last week I asked you write me a poem that's right Christian channel 00:00:10.929 --> 00:00:14.729 We do poetry every Sunday now. That's right 00:00:15.280 --> 00:00:18.119 Now I can already tell you guys have failed as 00:00:18.640 --> 00:00:21.390 Always, I asked for poets. What do I get? 00:00:21.970 --> 00:00:23.970 shitty memes 00:00:23.970 --> 00:00:24.730 *YES BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT WE DO POODS* 00:00:24.730 --> 00:00:28.410 Shut up, it's not funny well, it's my duty to review it 00:00:29.080 --> 00:00:33.329 That's why I'm here to review your poems ok 00:00:33.399 --> 00:00:38.459 I'll give you a poem right now, so how is it is roses are red violets are blue? 00:00:40.600 --> 00:00:46.770 Alright, let's go. Let's go. Let's review them I've seen this one ok wait. Oh, I see you changed it 00:00:46.770 --> 00:00:51.899 It's not a poem though say nipa and nobody bats a nice, okay 00:00:51.940 --> 00:00:57.390 Alright moving on the possibility of World War 3 PewDiePie says the n-word ones 00:01:01.030 --> 00:01:07.260 My name uppity Pi, and I respect women Sweden is my city Marcia Edgar and Maia my life 00:01:07.260 --> 00:01:10.169 I don't need to make new content my squad fem 00:01:10.170 --> 00:01:16.920 Just set for me when my girlfriend's out fake Marcia's my BAE scare PewDiePie may have got cancelled 00:01:16.930 --> 00:01:18.930 But I still got paid 00:01:19.450 --> 00:01:21.450 anyway 00:01:23.920 --> 00:01:25.780 You did it 00:01:25.780 --> 00:01:31.559 You did it you did the Poe, and I found your future hey, I'll take it that looks freaking hot man 00:01:31.590 --> 00:01:33.689 God damn pity pie is blue 00:01:34.540 --> 00:01:36.540 Markiplier is red 00:01:36.670 --> 00:01:41.850 Jacksepticeye is green and together. They are the Powerpuff Girls. How is that a poem? 00:01:44.049 --> 00:01:46.049 Get get out of this 00:01:46.360 --> 00:01:53.610 his content is dying just as I feared not racists stop lying, but look at that beard I 00:01:55.329 --> 00:02:02.729 Pray every day his hair is white he makes me gay. I think about him at night. He respect women 00:02:03.430 --> 00:02:07.319 He'll always be licked he can't afford salmon because YouTube 00:02:09.700 --> 00:02:13.410 Alright not bad not bad. Oh here. Oh cute 00:02:14.129 --> 00:02:20.789 What's the night Perry adsence when all through the tube not a person was dreaming not even our? 00:02:21.010 --> 00:02:26.370 Pewds the salary would come by the morning we thought in hopes that st. 00:02:26.370 --> 00:02:31.049 Google's and Revenue will have brought when out on the forums arose such a cheetah 00:02:31.049 --> 00:02:35.849 I sprang from my bed to check on my Twitter away from the videos it flew like a flash tore 00:02:36.040 --> 00:02:42.329 open the website and threw out the ads pute sprang to our aid to his team gave a whistle and 00:02:42.579 --> 00:02:45.329 Back him the ads like the down of a thistle 00:02:46.030 --> 00:02:54.030 The antenna collapse was over. What a hero that our fellow. Happy youtubing wait. Why are all my videos yellow? 00:02:56.109 --> 00:03:01.138 Told wait why my old videos yellow actually they're not anymore Christian Channel 00:03:01.139 --> 00:03:04.439 It works every time Christian Channel Beauty back 00:03:05.230 --> 00:03:09.420 Who would have thought family friendly get up? Yeah Christian Channel? 00:03:11.019 --> 00:03:13.589 That's what I'm talking about it changes everything 00:03:14.409 --> 00:03:20.159 Hahaha, Oh Cesare red violets are blue. The only thing. I want to say is lesser users you 00:03:20.739 --> 00:03:24.719 Use the pen tool god damn it. I mean gosh darn it I 00:03:25.690 --> 00:03:31.529 Mean gosh darn it. You know what these are not bad so far. Good job. Also. I realized. I look a little short 00:03:31.530 --> 00:03:32.730 Let it go now. I look taller 00:03:32.730 --> 00:03:39.869 Here's a poem about PewDiePie a man who touched the sky all the hitters will say why cuz he's Christian Channel now 00:03:40.359 --> 00:03:47.789 Here's a wall new twist something you may have missed I bet you to know Jesus Christ is a bro. Oh 00:03:48.669 --> 00:03:53.669 Shit, too bad. I'm not doing a brofist in that picture, but whatever you know I digress oh my god 00:03:53.669 --> 00:03:57.539 This is like some ancient scroll shit man that once was asleep 00:03:58.389 --> 00:04:02.219 That went on to lead a squad of a fam 00:04:03.040 --> 00:04:05.040 England their City 00:04:06.970 --> 00:04:12.359 Despite all the worst they kept to the cause and day after day 00:04:13.060 --> 00:04:15.060 0 death Erica 00:04:15.729 --> 00:04:17.729 respect women for laugh 00:04:17.799 --> 00:04:21.249 sister faith chill with dad and dap on the better 00:04:23.000 --> 00:04:24.590 Okay 00:04:24.590 --> 00:04:32.259 Violets are blue. Roses are red. I hope slippies. Not sleep is not dead stop saying my tote is dead it looks bad for 00:04:36.289 --> 00:04:41.559 There's a difference between dead and sleeping alright. I woke him up from his fellow slumber 00:04:57.110 --> 00:05:01.120 Roses are red violets are blue. You make you two better by just being you oh 00:05:03.229 --> 00:05:04.310 No 00:05:04.310 --> 00:05:11.289 Something nice there must be a twist. Oh my god. Thank you. That's so sweet a poem for Ione 00:05:11.289 --> 00:05:15.729 What the heck the past now is fleeting with all our early struggles 00:05:15.729 --> 00:05:19.479 I came here for nostalgia all I got was puzzle 00:05:20.660 --> 00:05:22.009 Yes 00:05:22.009 --> 00:05:27.909 Good that was awesome. Dude, so if you don't know if you're a fake Fanny. You didn't watch the only video. I'm just kidding 00:05:28.789 --> 00:05:33.699 Yeah, I came for an Australian the game was just puzzles and he ruined all the nostalgia man 00:05:33.699 --> 00:05:39.459 Oh day by day made one okay, alright. What do we get P is for powerful the top top? 00:05:39.860 --> 00:05:43.180 He okay's poor expectations starting to drop 00:05:43.729 --> 00:05:50.859 W is for women we respect a lot D is for D monetization, which wasn't your doing? 00:05:52.760 --> 00:06:00.010 Yes right it was to all that are viewing e is for those eyes that are clearly attractive 00:06:00.770 --> 00:06:04.599 P is for the portion of your subs that are active 00:06:06.530 --> 00:06:12.099 Additionally causing some drama and II know the end of this poem for Papa 00:06:14.260 --> 00:06:21.599 Sure sure sure you could have been a little nicer. Okay, that's cool. So you took my tutorial and you did my thumbnail 00:06:21.600 --> 00:06:26.369 That's so cool. If you idiot you clearly haven't learned anything my god 00:06:26.370 --> 00:06:30.870 What is his garbage i'd have to trace enough to trace out your garbage, okay? 00:06:31.930 --> 00:06:37.260 Disgusting I told you I told you about contrast goodnight told him about you. What is this garbage? 00:06:37.300 --> 00:06:42.060 I can't even see what it is. Also. Why did you add the stupid microphone there? Huh? 00:06:42.060 --> 00:06:45.269 What does that does that add anything to the picture I think not? 00:06:48.030 --> 00:06:51.660 Yeah, at least I know how to make a goddamn thumbnail there you go alright 00:06:51.660 --> 00:06:57.809 Let's look at your garbage look at mine perfect garbage perfect garbage perfect go home 00:06:57.810 --> 00:07:00.030 You know what this might actually be true 00:07:00.520 --> 00:07:06.540 Maybe my dad was Hagrid after all and that's why JK Rowling hates me so much it all makes sense 00:07:06.820 --> 00:07:10.980 Can you guys tell JK? I'm a Christian Channel now, so maybe she would take me back 00:07:10.980 --> 00:07:17.039 I would really appreciate that roses are red violets are blue Peter Pie stole this idea from Jack's films, too 00:07:17.070 --> 00:07:19.589 He makes one every single day every day 00:07:20.140 --> 00:07:25.649 How am I supposed to know can you guys seriously? It's not cool Jack hasn't been replying to my texts 00:07:25.960 --> 00:07:28.260 There's clearly something off between us 00:07:28.260 --> 00:07:30.260 And you guys aren't helping 00:07:30.400 --> 00:07:37.080 By implying that I'm stealing his content because you can't steal content if there's none there to begin with 00:07:41.220 --> 00:07:48.540 I feel confident that 2017 is gonna be a much better year. Did I actually say that well? 00:07:49.240 --> 00:07:56.370 You know what can you do fucked up again? You are snooze articles everywhere now. I'm hated quick better save the ad revenue 00:07:56.920 --> 00:07:57.940 so 00:07:57.940 --> 00:07:59.680 christian pewdiepie 00:07:59.680 --> 00:08:01.680 activate 00:08:09.040 --> 00:08:14.939 That's right um, I've come back to YouTube to save it with Christian Channel if you're not a Christian channel 00:08:14.940 --> 00:08:16.940 I urge you to join me on my quest 00:08:17.710 --> 00:08:19.300 To save the ad revenue 00:08:19.300 --> 00:08:26.490 I'm the Messiah and the destroyer get it roses are red violets are blue Wall Street Journal 00:08:26.490 --> 00:08:28.680 Oh my why machine I? 00:08:32.500 --> 00:08:38.669 Think this is my favorite that's awesome well done nutty LMFAO 00:08:41.080 --> 00:08:47.249 Jeff it's very nice to meet you my name is Jeff. I'm from Ohio and so is Jake Paul 00:08:47.770 --> 00:08:53.159 Multi-millionaire goddamn can't even get an a/c installed oranges are orange, but apples are red 00:08:53.160 --> 00:08:56.670 I thought I could cure him by getting rid of his forehead 00:09:00.520 --> 00:09:06.929 Summer is for swimsuits fall is for flannel have so many subscribers. They're trying to kill my channel 00:09:06.960 --> 00:09:13.169 It's almost 2018 don't make fun of my fucking frog PewDiePie is still the most sub Channel and believe you used to sell hot dogs 00:09:13.660 --> 00:09:15.690 Roses are red violets are blue 00:09:16.210 --> 00:09:19.229 Not actually mad. You wouldn't follow me on Twitter, but also 00:09:22.900 --> 00:09:30.179 Kristen Channel can't show roses. I read good Christians rejoice, Swedish man draws penis with his voice 00:09:32.080 --> 00:09:34.080 Yes 00:09:35.500 --> 00:09:41.460 We found the queen and king of YouTube oh my god someone took a picture of us, that's so awkward 00:09:41.620 --> 00:09:46.989 I was feel like I'm so watching these scenarios, and now you know what I guess I am 00:09:47.559 --> 00:09:52.269 It was really good. I really loved the concert though. Just say hi. You don't know don't take sneak peeks, man 00:09:52.399 --> 00:10:00.219 it's weird roses are red violets are bigger misses shut and pub gee no no no it's a question channel now ah 00:10:04.730 --> 00:10:12.549 Dude alright, you know what well done. I am actually not completely disappointed this time. I'm just slightly uh 00:10:13.279 --> 00:10:19.628 You know for once for once you sort of took my challenge, and you accepted it, and you know what? 00:10:21.739 --> 00:10:28.359 This one is for you because you know what you didn't do terrible so at least you get a little clap see good job 00:10:28.389 --> 00:10:31.688 What do you want? Huh? What do you that's it? That's it go go? 00:10:32.389 --> 00:10:34.369 The video is over 00:10:34.369 --> 00:10:40.449 Just go why haven't you gone yet leave a like while you're at it, then huh have you done that yeah? 00:10:41.420 --> 00:10:44.769 What do you want you we don't want the Pollard's to take over is that what? 00:10:47.269 --> 00:10:49.269 Subscribe mix challenge 00:10:49.759 --> 00:10:54.579 Challenge for next week will be alright. What is text from student now food related 00:10:54.619 --> 00:11:01.809 That's right anything take PewDiePie take food and smash them together alright anything food related 00:11:02.379 --> 00:11:05.259 You can submit. That's it for me for now. Love you guys so much 00:11:06.740 --> 00:11:08.740 Let me Gais so much squad family