WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:02.230 --> 00:00:04.259 Skitty-boop welcome to a new video 00:00:05.740 --> 00:00:09.240 Last week I asked you write me a poem, 00:00:09.420 --> 00:00:10.920 that's right, Christian channel 00:00:10.920 --> 00:00:15.060 We do poetry every Sunday now. That's right 00:00:15.280 --> 00:00:18.120 Now I can already tell you guys have failed as 00:00:18.640 --> 00:00:21.390 Always, I asked for poets. What do I get? 00:00:21.970 --> 00:00:23.970 shitty memes 00:00:23.970 --> 00:00:24.730 *YES BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT WE DO POODS* 00:00:24.730 --> 00:00:28.410 Shut up, it's not funny well, it's my duty to review it 00:00:29.080 --> 00:00:33.329 That's why I'm here to review your poems ok 00:00:33.399 --> 00:00:36.880 I'll give you a poem right now, to show how is it is 00:00:36.880 --> 00:00:38.740 Roses are red violets are blue 00:00:38.740 --> 00:00:40.600 *Loading* 00:00:40.600 --> 00:00:46.770 Alright, let's go. Let's go. Let's review them I've seen this one ok wait. Oh, I see you changed it 00:00:46.770 --> 00:00:51.899 It's not a poem though say nibba and nobody bats an eye, okay 00:00:51.940 --> 00:00:57.390 Alright moving on the possibility of World War 3 PewDiePie says the n-word once 00:01:01.030 --> 00:01:07.260 My nama Pewdiepie, and I respect women, Sweden is my city, Marzia Edgar and Maya's my life 00:01:07.260 --> 00:01:10.169 I don't need to make new content my squad fam does that for me 00:01:10.170 --> 00:01:16.920 Just set for me when my girlfriend's out fake Marzia's my BAE, scare PewDiePie may have got cancelled 00:01:16.930 --> 00:01:18.930 But I still got paid 00:01:19.440 --> 00:01:21.200 anyway 00:01:23.920 --> 00:01:27.860 You did it. You did it, you did the poem. 00:01:27.860 --> 00:01:31.560 "I found your future". Hey, I'll take it that looks freaking hot man. 00:01:31.590 --> 00:01:33.689 God damn Pewdiepie is blue 00:01:34.540 --> 00:01:36.240 Markiplier is red 00:01:36.240 --> 00:01:41.840 Jacksepticeye is green and together. They are the Powerpuff Girls. How is that a poem? 00:01:44.049 --> 00:01:46.049 Get-get out of this 00:01:46.360 --> 00:01:53.610 his content is dying just as I feared. not racist ? stop lying, but look at that beard... 00:01:55.329 --> 00:02:02.729 I Pray every day his hair is white he makes me gay. I think about him at night. He respect whamen 00:02:03.420 --> 00:02:07.960 He'll always be lit he can't afford samon because YouTube is shit 00:02:09.700 --> 00:02:13.420 Alright not bad not bad. Oh here. Oh, a video 00:02:14.120 --> 00:02:21.820 What's the night before AdSense when all through the tube. Not a person was streaming not even our Pewds 00:02:21.820 --> 00:02:26.360 The salary would come by the morning we thought in hopes that St.Google 00:02:26.370 --> 00:02:31.049 some revenue will have brought. When out on the forums arose such a chitter 00:02:31.049 --> 00:02:35.849 I sprang from my bed to check on my Twitter, away from the videos it flew like a flash 00:02:36.040 --> 00:02:42.329 Tore open the website and threw out the ads, Pewds sprang to our aid to his team gave a whistle 00:02:42.580 --> 00:02:45.960 And back came the ads like the down of a thistle 00:02:46.020 --> 00:02:54.220 The apocalypse was over. What a hero our fellow. Happy youtubing, wait. Why are all my videos yellow? 00:02:56.100 --> 00:03:01.120 Told wait why my old videos yellow ?actually they're not anymore, Christian Channel 00:03:01.139 --> 00:03:04.439 It works every time Christian Channel Pewdiepie's Christian Channel 00:03:05.220 --> 00:03:10.800 Who would have thought, family friendly ? GET OUT. Christian Channel ? *weird sounds wtf* 00:03:11.020 --> 00:03:13.600 That's what I'm talking about, it changes everything 00:03:14.409 --> 00:03:20.159 Hahaha, roses are red, violets are blue, The only thing I want to say is lasso users : fvck you 00:03:20.739 --> 00:03:24.719 Use the pen tool god damn it. I mean gosh darn it 00:03:25.690 --> 00:03:31.529 I mean Gosh darn it. You know what these are not bad so far. Good job. Also. I realized. I look a little short 00:03:31.530 --> 00:03:32.730 Let it go, now I look taller 00:03:32.730 --> 00:03:39.869 Here's a poem about PewDiePie a man who touched the sky all the haters will say wow, cuz he's Christian Channel now 00:03:40.360 --> 00:03:47.800 Here's a whole new twist something you may have missed I bet you didn't know Jesus Christ is a bro. 00:03:47.800 --> 00:03:49.440 OH SHIT! 00:03:49.440 --> 00:03:53.660 Too bad, I'm not doing a brofist in that picture, but whatever you know I digress oh my god 00:03:53.669 --> 00:03:57.539 This is like some ancient scroll shit. There once was a Swede 00:03:58.389 --> 00:04:02.219 That went on to lead a squad of a fam 00:04:03.040 --> 00:04:05.040 England their City 00:04:06.970 --> 00:04:12.359 Despite all the worst they kept to the course and day after day 00:04:13.060 --> 00:04:15.200 Zero deaths had occurred 00:04:15.720 --> 00:04:17.720 Respect wamen for life 00:04:17.799 --> 00:04:20.220 Sisterfist til we die 00:04:20.220 --> 00:04:21.249 and dab on the haters 00:04:21.249 --> 00:04:23.000 Squadfam is both out 00:04:23.000 --> 00:04:24.590 Okay 00:04:24.590 --> 00:04:28.320 Violets are blue. Roses are red. I hope slippy is not dead. 00:04:28.320 --> 00:04:32.360 Slippy is not dead stop saying my toad is dead it looks bad for.. 00:04:32.360 --> 00:04:34.260 Slippy you're not dead right ? 00:04:36.289 --> 00:04:41.559 There's a difference between dead and sleeping alright. I woke him up from his fellow slumber 00:04:41.560 --> 00:04:44.260 OOOH FUCK WHY DO HE HAVE TO PEE EVERY GODDAMN TIME *That's so funny i swear Slippy is my soulmate* 00:04:44.260 --> 00:04:46.260 Every time dude fuck 00:04:48.000 --> 00:04:51.080 Alright, you're not dead but you're dead to me, How about that ? Think about that 00:04:51.080 --> 00:04:52.840 On my new chair 00:04:54.240 --> 00:04:56.240 You made me swear on a Christian channel 00:04:57.100 --> 00:05:01.120 Roses are red violets are blue. You make Youtube better by just being you oh 00:05:03.229 --> 00:05:04.310 No 00:05:04.310 --> 00:05:09.720 Something nice there must be a twist. Oh my god. Thank you. That's so sweet 00:05:09.720 --> 00:05:11.480 A poem from Ao Oni 00:05:11.480 --> 00:05:15.720 What the heck. the past now is fleeting with all our early struggles 00:05:15.729 --> 00:05:19.479 I came here for nostalgia all I got was puzzles 00:05:20.660 --> 00:05:22.009 Yes 00:05:22.009 --> 00:05:27.909 Good that was awesome. Dude, so if you don't know if you're a fake fan you didn't watch the only video. I'm just kidding 00:05:28.789 --> 00:05:33.699 Yeah, I came for nostalgia and the game was just puzzles and he ruined all the nostalgia man 00:05:33.699 --> 00:05:39.459 Oh day by Dave made one okay, alright. What do we get P is for Powerful, the top of the top 00:05:39.860 --> 00:05:43.180 E is for Expectations starting to drop 00:05:43.720 --> 00:05:51.360 W is for women we respect a lot. D is for Demonetization, which wasn't your doing 00:05:52.760 --> 00:05:54.300 Pewds : Yes you're right // I is for Influence 00:05:54.300 --> 00:05:56.300 To all that are viewing 00:05:56.300 --> 00:05:59.760 E is for those Eyes that are clearly attractive 00:06:00.760 --> 00:06:04.580 P is for the Portion of your subs that are active 00:06:05.500 --> 00:06:08.820 I is for Intentionally causing some drama 00:06:08.820 --> 00:06:12.400 And E is for the end of this poem, for Poppa 00:06:14.260 --> 00:06:21.600 Sure sure sure you could have been a little nicer. Okay, that's cool. So you took my tutorial and you did my thumbnail 00:06:21.600 --> 00:06:26.369 That's so cool. If you're an idiot you clearly haven't learned anything my god 00:06:26.370 --> 00:06:30.870 What is this garbage? I'd have to trace enough to trace out your garbage, okay? 00:06:31.930 --> 00:06:37.260 Disgusting. I told you I told you about contrast goodnight told him about you. What is this garbage? 00:06:37.300 --> 00:06:42.060 I can't even see what it is. Also. Why did you add the stupid microphone there? Huh? 00:06:42.060 --> 00:06:45.540 What does that does that add anything to the picture I think not 00:06:45.540 --> 00:06:48.020 Hater's voice : Uhh Pewdiepie doesn't make original content 00:06:48.030 --> 00:06:51.660 Yeah, at least I know how to make a goddamn thumbnail there you go alright 00:06:51.660 --> 00:06:57.809 Let's look at your garbage look at mine perfect garbage perfect garbage perfect go home 00:06:57.810 --> 00:07:00.030 You know what this might actually be true 00:07:00.520 --> 00:07:06.540 Maybe my dad was Hagrid after all and that's why JK Rowling hates me so much it all makes sense 00:07:06.820 --> 00:07:10.980 Can you guys tell JK? I'm a Christian Channel now, so maybe she would take me back 00:07:10.980 --> 00:07:17.040 I would really appreciate that. roses are red violets are blue Pewdiepie stole this idea from Jack's films, too 00:07:17.060 --> 00:07:19.920 He makes one every single day every day 00:07:20.140 --> 00:07:25.640 How am I supposed to know? Can you guys- Seriously it's not cool Jack hasn't been replying to my texts 00:07:25.960 --> 00:07:28.420 There's clearly something off between us 00:07:28.420 --> 00:07:30.260 And you guys aren't helping 00:07:30.400 --> 00:07:37.300 By implying that I'm stealing his content because you can't steal content if there's none there to begin with 00:07:41.640 --> 00:07:49.140 "I feel confident that 2017 is gonna be a much better year." Did I actually said that ? Well.. 00:07:49.240 --> 00:07:50.620 You know what can you do. 00:07:50.620 --> 00:07:56.560 Fucked up again, news articles everywhere ,now I'm hated ? quick better save the ad revenue 00:07:56.920 --> 00:07:57.940 so 00:07:57.940 --> 00:07:59.680 christian pewdiepie 00:07:59.680 --> 00:08:01.680 activated 00:08:01.720 --> 00:08:08.840 This is tight man. Christian- Christian Pewdiepie save ya. 00:08:09.040 --> 00:08:14.940 That's right um, I've come back to YouTube to save it with Christian Channel if you're not a Christian channel 00:08:14.940 --> 00:08:16.940 I urge you to join me on my quest 00:08:17.700 --> 00:08:19.720 To save the ad revenue 00:08:19.720 --> 00:08:26.490 I'm the Messiah and the destroyer get it. Roses are red violets are blue Wall Street Journal 00:08:26.490 --> 00:08:29.520 Omae wa mou shindeiru *It means You're already dead, that's meme culture" 00:08:32.500 --> 00:08:36.600 I think this is my favorite. That's awesome ,well done. 00:08:37.340 --> 00:08:38.500 NANI?! 00:08:38.500 --> 00:08:39.700 Elevateoheyo 00:08:39.700 --> 00:08:41.940 Roses are red The flowers are dead 00:08:41.940 --> 00:08:47.480 It's very nice to meet you my name is Jeff. I'm from Ohio and so is Jake Paul 00:08:47.500 --> 00:08:53.140 Multi-millionaire goddamn can't even get an a/c installed oranges are orange, but apples are red 00:08:53.160 --> 00:08:56.670 I thought I could cure him by getting rid of his forehead 00:09:00.520 --> 00:09:06.929 Summer is for swimsuits fall is for flannel have so many subscribers. They're trying to kill my channel 00:09:06.960 --> 00:09:13.169 It's almost 2018 don't make fun of my fucking frog PewDiePie is still the most sub Channel and believe you used to sell hot dogs 00:09:13.660 --> 00:09:16.140 Roses are red violets are blue 00:09:16.200 --> 00:09:19.860 Not actually mad you wouldn't follow me on Twitter, but also 00:09:19.860 --> 00:09:21.220 FVCK YOUUU 00:09:22.900 --> 00:09:30.179 Christian Channel can't show. Roses are read, good Christians rejoice, Swedish man draws penis with his voice 00:09:32.080 --> 00:09:33.100 Yes 00:09:35.500 --> 00:09:41.460 We found the queen and king of YouTube oh my god someone took a picture of us, that's so awkward 00:09:41.620 --> 00:09:47.240 I was feel like I'm so watching (??) these scenarios, and now you know what I guess I am 00:09:47.560 --> 00:09:52.280 It was really good. I really loved the concert though. Just say hi. You don't know don't take sneak pics, man 00:09:52.399 --> 00:10:00.219 it's weird. roses are red violets are bigger, *misses shot in PUBG* NO NO NOOOOO IT'S A CHRISTIAN CHANNEL NOW 00:10:04.730 --> 00:10:12.549 Dude alright, you know what well done. I am actually not completely disappointed this time. I'm just slightly uh 00:10:13.279 --> 00:10:19.628 You know for once for once you sort of took my challenge, and you accepted it, and you know what? 00:10:21.739 --> 00:10:28.359 This one is for you because you know what you didn't do terrible so at least you get a little clap see good job 00:10:28.389 --> 00:10:31.688 What do you want? Huh? What do you that's it? That's it go, GO !!! 00:10:32.389 --> 00:10:34.369 The video is over 00:10:34.369 --> 00:10:40.449 Just go why haven't you gone yet *cause i have to freaking sub til the end* leave a like while you're at it, then huh have you done that yeah? 00:10:41.420 --> 00:10:44.760 What do you want you we don't want the Pollard's to take over is that what you want ? 00:10:47.260 --> 00:10:49.260 Subscribe. Next challenge 00:10:49.760 --> 00:10:53.460 Challenge for next week will be- Alright what is Jackfilms doing now 00:10:53.460 --> 00:10:54.820 Food related! 00:10:54.820 --> 00:11:02.160 That's right anything take PewDiePie take food and smash them together alright anything food related 00:11:02.380 --> 00:11:05.660 You can submit. That's it for me for now. Love you guys so much 00:11:06.740 --> 00:11:08.740 love you guys so much ! Squad fam