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SKRATTAR DU!!!!!! (You laugh)

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FÖRLORAR DU!!!!!! (You lose)

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DUDE!!! I've tried to tell you many times

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DON'T LAUGH!!!!!

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DON'T LAUGH!!!!!

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ÅH! (STAN MONSTA X)

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If you laugh, then you will lose

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Will you accept this challenge? You've already clicked on the video (0h n0)

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Lets play along, lets watch some funny videos ( No thank you I'll pass )

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But let's not laugh at them if you if you lie if you laugh, you will lose. You look. Why are you going out?

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I'm not even clicking

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If you... Goddamn it!!

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let's go everyone

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"YO! LIKE THIS GAME IS SO GOSH DARN BAD BRO!"

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"OH MY GOSH!!!"

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"STAHHHHHHPHHH!!!!!"

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"OH MY GOSH!"

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"He's gonna turn up in an internet meme if he's not careful, it's okay, I called Marilyn"

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"What is wrong with this GAMEEEE!!!!???!"

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My god

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You're playing Fifa dude, or what is it Madden? He's playing Madden

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if you're gonna be mad at a game at least be mad at a real man's game

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LiKe DaRkSoUlS

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That's a really hard game. "Only a three-man rush"

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"YO, THIS GAME IS SO GOSH DARN BAD, BRO"

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*INHALE*

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"OH MY GOSH!"

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*INHALE*

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"STAHPPP!!!"

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The classic blame it on the game, almost skratta, but no you didn't get me this time. No you did not.

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Ahh! It's so good

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I need to do that on Marzia

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How would you not wake up. How? Oh my god. It's daylight, there's daylight outside.

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How are you there passed out. Some people don't even wake up when a car drives over them

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Ridiculous

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Yep, that seems... Oh great

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Wow what a great game, that's what this is what a...

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Nintendo people expect when they're gonna play Dark Souls finally coming out on the switch

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That's gonna be great. I've heard about Dark Souls. You dodge and you

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You'd kill the little anime mushroom girl. Seem like a great game. I can't wait to play it

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"You can't scare me with this-"

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*BIG SCARE*

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Yes, oh thats good

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"You can't scare me with this-"

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*BIG SCARE*

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Come on that's a good meme I love that I love the new like edited videos or whatever "Editevomovies"

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What did I just say? I'm not okay? I'm not okay. Please don't ask.

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"Ready for this wait for the beat drop, whoa"

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"Get ready for Futuremangaming"

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"To the next level" Oh wow

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Oh, that's too good. That's too good. I feel like that's almost set up, goddamnit.

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Well he did get two guys so that's like a 2, to 2-1 K/D. That's not bad. That's not bad at all

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"Oh, he's fucking back again. How does he always do it?"

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"But fucking Solid Snake is here again"

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"How the fuck?"

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That's good

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Good meme. Good meme, everybody

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Oh, that's good

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"(WAKE ME UP)"

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No, no, I'm not watching that.

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The pain

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The suffering. My god.

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Football really is the ball game of the men, the man of the, wow, it takes some tough guys look at that

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CRITICAL DAMAGE! My god

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How could you- how could you do this!

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How could you strike my hair?!!?! I AM DEATH DAMMIT

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WHY? WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS?!

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"Voltaire, John Locke, Calvin, and Hobbes, all sorts of people come in and they did Renaissance"

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"Renaissance is basically the history version of feels versus reals, and reals won all the time, but then some"

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"Philosophers in the 1800's decided feels were better than reals, which brings me to fucking Kant"

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"Kant looked at all the people using reals and he wrote a big book called:"

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"'I'm not listening because this hurts my feelings'"

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"He teamed up with Karl Marx Karl Marx was this guy who didn't feel like going to work on Monday"

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"And he wrote a big book called:"

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"'I am lazy and the government should take care of me'"

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"these two lazy crybaby 'Manginas' inspired a bunch of other crybaby"

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"'Manginas' who set up the Frankfurt School who recruited their team of feminists,"

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"communists, and people who care about black people, and sent them off to destroy all straight, white men"

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"Friedrich Nietzsche saw this bullshit and debunked all their YouTube videos with real"

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"atheism and science and then their videos like dislike ratio was terrible which"

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"basically means none of their shit passed peer-review."

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That's true, that's true having a terrible like dislike ratio is the pinnacle of destruction you're done,

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You're done, mate. If he made sure they got that many dislikes,

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that's ultimate destruction right there ultimate annihilation.

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"That's just a stupid boulder"

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"It's not just a boulder. It's a rock (Iraq)"

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Awhh, it hurts...

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It's so dumb it's so dumb

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That's just a stupid Boulder"

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"It's not just a boulder. It's a rock (Iraq)"

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God damn it

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It's like you have a sneeze

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Goddamn it

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Good one good one. These are getting better and better

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Recently when I became deathly ill I used this remote control to contact life. Call my 24-hour emergency

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Medical response service watch, you just press this button and speak into the air

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I'M HAVING CHEST PAIN

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I love these edits, they're so good. Goddamn it. It seemed like a pretty decent service. I would love to sign up to it

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Good meme that was that was great what a great meme. He's

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Always clever, I'll give you that I'll give you that I give you that

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Okay, all right all right. Thank you. Let's play a game. Let's play a game binky

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He is standing is it a fact or an opinion that?

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He is standing by mind us that stuff. That's

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Definitely a fact. Yes. That's a fact

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Binky what are you talking about? She is a girl is it a fact or an opinion that she is a girl?

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oh

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Oh

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O      h

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Finally some delicious food Hey look. It's another one of these

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T  O  U  C  H  A   M   Y   S  P  A  H  G  E  T

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Well that was the death of that meme I think we've taken it far enough, thank you well

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It's a good. Good while it lasted. Oh my god. I've seen this one. It's so good

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Like... shit posting a lot of memes lately...

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You've been posting a lot of memes?

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Yeah like really crappy ones

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CRAPPY ONES?

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MEMES AREN'T CRAPPY

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It's like what can I cook your mom's panties?

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Yeah yeah but, due to my current mood, I'm just not caring anymore

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Well you should just clean this stuff out you know

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You know all this stuff to make the repairs, so that's good. Yeah. What's in those other rooms? Are they're just?

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What a great shit poster never seen one in the physical form before by that I always had my suspicions

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Oh my god

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Stop.

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Stop

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STOP THIS GARBAGE MEME (it's not even a meme it's just garbage)

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Stop it!

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STOP IT

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Stop posting the stupid skideeddle skedaddle

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Stupid meme

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Skaddilez skadoodeletto

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Maybe one day you'll be funny never never you would never be funny this meme means nothing

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Don't- never touch someone's spaghet: rule number 1

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Oh

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Oh great

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Thank you for the nightmares. Thank you very much. Let's talk about music

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I dig blues music

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We don't like children's music, *in unison* No, no, no

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What music are YOU into?

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I like this, it's very grown up:

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That's dope

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Good meme

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All right not not super funny, but good meme I will- I appreciate it

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Oh my god. I can't believe it. It was a hologram all this time

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I was so immersed in that it would seem that was all the time we had for today

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Did your skrata or did you flora?

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Let me know in the comments or answer this poll

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leave a like if you skratta that leave a like if you flora and

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remember to check out some other you laughs you lose and this has been your host PewDiePie, and I will see you goodbye