WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.080 --> 00:00:02.780 [Pewdiepie]: Welcome to the first ever Cringemas! 00:00:03.040 --> 00:00:04.820 [P]: We're going to have so much fun today. 00:00:05.340 --> 00:00:05.840 Oh boy! 00:00:06.240 --> 00:00:07.000 [PJ]: Blow it up again! 00:00:07.000 --> 00:00:10.020 *all screams* [Mark]: You feeling it? 00:00:12.400 --> 00:00:14.120 [P]: Yeah! 00:00:14.120 --> 00:00:15.380 *all screams* [P]: What the fuck? 00:00:15.900 --> 00:00:20.660 [SONG PLAYING] 00:00:20.660 --> 00:00:24.860 ♪ Oh Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way ♪ 00:00:25.960 --> 00:00:29.800 ♪ Oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh ♪ 00:00:30.820 --> 00:00:34.760 ♪ Jingle bells, Jingle bells, Jingle all the way ♪ 00:00:35.620 --> 00:00:39.860 ♪ Oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh ♪ 00:00:40.360 --> 00:01:15.560 *mannequin challenge commences* 00:01:15.980 --> 00:01:18.780 [P]: Welcome back! *laughs in the background* 00:01:19.440 --> 00:01:19.940 [?]: WHAT ! 00:01:19.940 --> 00:01:21.940 [P]: JACKSEPTICEYE IS HERE! 00:01:22.960 --> 00:01:29.620 *all claps and cheers* 00:01:30.120 --> 00:01:33.000 [P]: What is your problem? [Jack]: CHARITYYY! 00:01:33.480 --> 00:01:35.560 [M]: Thats your problem? *laughs* 00:01:35.560 --> 00:01:37.540 [J]: No, no, no- charity's good. He's my problem. 00:01:43.180 --> 00:01:45.380 *all cheers and "oh"s* 00:01:45.840 --> 00:01:46.340 [PJ]: There we go. 00:01:46.340 --> 00:01:49.000 [PJ]: I did it! [M]: You've never done that? [PJ]: Never 00:01:49.280 --> 00:01:52.580 [J]: *intensely screams* Oh! Ooh! 00:01:52.580 --> 00:01:54.980 [J]: CAN WE GET A BILLION LIKES ON THIS VIDEO?! 00:01:56.240 --> 00:02:01.980 *screams of horror and disgust* 00:02:01.980 --> 00:02:08.860 [M]: *starts singing* Da- da-da. 00:02:08.860 --> 00:02:10.200 [M]: I'm doing an Irish jig! 00:02:12.900 --> 00:02:13.920 [PJ]: That was worth 25 dollars. 00:02:13.920 --> 00:02:14.920 [M]: Do I get a coal for that? 00:02:14.920 --> 00:02:18.240 [P]: I'll donate $25 dollars to see that--never see that again. 00:02:18.240 --> 00:02:19.520 [E]: I feel a bit sick. 00:02:19.520 --> 00:02:20.340 [J]: That was good. 00:02:20.340 --> 00:02:25.500 [J]: *imitating Pewds* How's it going bros? This is Pewdiepie- All I do is copy Filthy Frank. 00:02:25.500 --> 00:02:26.000 [P]: NO! 00:02:26.000 --> 00:02:28.300 [J]: CAN WE HIT 5 MILLION LIKES ON THIS VIDEO? 00:02:28.780 --> 00:02:31.060 [P]: ♪ Do you wanna build a snowman? ♪ 00:02:31.060 --> 00:02:32.320 *everyone saying yes* 00:02:32.320 --> 00:02:35.040 [P]: ♪ C'mon, let's go and play. ♪ 00:02:35.340 --> 00:02:36.440 [P]: One person wraps the other one. 00:02:36.480 --> 00:02:36.980 Alright. 00:02:38.420 --> 00:02:40.220 [P]: Three, two, one-- GO!!! 00:02:40.760 --> 00:02:42.900 [E]: No! It's broken, it's broken. *laughs* 00:02:43.780 --> 00:02:46.160 [P]: Jack is finally treated like the s**t he is. 00:02:46.820 --> 00:02:48.300 [P]: They only have the gloves left! 00:02:48.300 --> 00:02:59.480 *Random Screaming* 00:03:00.740 --> 00:03:02.640 [M]: YAY! 00:03:03.460 --> 00:03:04.520 [P]: That is terrifying 00:03:05.280 --> 00:03:07.500 [J]: Oh, you lost yer hat! [P]: Ooh! Disqualified! 00:03:07.500 --> 00:03:10.020 *All yelling* 00:03:10.520 --> 00:03:11.340 [P]: It's cooking time. 00:03:12.560 --> 00:03:16.820 [P]: CRINGEMAS DINNER COOKING COMPETITION! 00:03:16.820 --> 00:03:18.520 *All woah's* 00:03:18.660 --> 00:03:20.600 [P]: What do you guys gonna cook for us today? 00:03:21.240 --> 00:03:22.440 [PJ]: A-uh-a wreath of weenies. 00:03:22.520 --> 00:03:23.720 [M]: Its a weenie-woo! 00:03:23.960 --> 00:03:25.240 [P]: Alright, next--what else are you going to make? 00:03:25.340 --> 00:03:27.020 [PJ]: Christmas candle salad. 00:03:27.200 --> 00:03:28.400 [P]: That is.. penises.. 00:03:29.060 --> 00:03:32.040 [P]: Moving onto, um- a banana. 00:03:33.180 --> 00:03:35.740 [P]: What do we got? [J]: Dude, we're going to make a turkey cake! 00:03:36.100 --> 00:03:38.100 [P]: That's very clever. That's very nice 00:03:38.100 --> 00:03:39.980 I can't wait to bite my teeth into that. 00:03:39.980 --> 00:03:40.480 [J]: Yeah 00:03:41.180 --> 00:03:41.880 [P]: *Chomp Noise* 00:03:42.060 --> 00:03:45.160 [P]: Um, I will now try it. [M]: Please, please. 00:03:45.160 --> 00:03:49.000 [E]: He took out the almonds- He's just doing the banana. 00:03:49.000 --> 00:03:49.900 [PJ]: How was that? 00:03:50.220 --> 00:03:50.720 [M]: *British accent* Yes. 00:03:53.120 --> 00:03:53.620 [PJ]: Yes? 00:03:54.300 --> 00:03:55.620 (offscreen) Aughghgdeehh 00:03:56.360 --> 00:03:57.540 [J]: Don't do it man. 00:03:57.540 --> 00:03:58.260 [P]: *burps* 00:03:58.260 --> 00:03:59.320 [PJ]: Alright. *laughs* 00:03:59.320 --> 00:04:02.240 M: *fancy accent* Belching is considered a sign of respect. 00:04:02.240 --> 00:04:03.460 [PJ]: Thank you very much! 00:04:03.460 --> 00:04:06.040 [M]: I have provided you with spoons... 00:04:06.180 --> 00:04:08.040 in the form of these peppers. 00:04:08.240 --> 00:04:08.740 [P]: WOW! 00:04:08.920 --> 00:04:09.680 [M]: Take a s-pepper 00:04:09.920 --> 00:04:14.840 *talking over one another* [M]: Only BARBARIANS would make you eat with a mixing spoon. 00:04:15.500 --> 00:04:19.100 [P]: Pardon me, I may not be an expert. So, how would you recommend?-- 00:04:19.100 --> 00:04:21.040 [M]: Oh, allow me to carve the turkey for you. 00:04:21.040 --> 00:04:22.860 [P]: Yeah- Why, yes *please.* 00:04:22.860 --> 00:04:23.920 [M]: Ooh, yes! 00:04:23.920 --> 00:04:27.640 [P]: Mmmm. *laughing* [E]: Delectable. [M]: Delectable! 00:04:27.640 --> 00:04:31.040 [P]: What are- While we wait for Mark to cut that-- 00:04:31.040 --> 00:04:31.540 [M]: No, no! I'm done. 00:04:31.540 --> 00:04:32.620 I'm done. 00:04:32.620 --> 00:04:34.600 [P]: Okay, I was trying to help in donations, but okay... 00:04:34.600 --> 00:04:35.740 [M]: No, no, no... 00:04:35.740 --> 00:04:37.320 Those can wait. 00:04:39.160 --> 00:04:40.540 [PJ]: *in fancy accent* Please sample the turkey. 00:04:40.540 --> 00:04:42.960 [E]: Did you put any sweets in the back end? 00:04:42.960 --> 00:04:45.260 [M]: Yes, I did- If you see inside, they're all sweets. 00:04:45.440 --> 00:04:47.080 [P]: What is this? 00:04:47.080 --> 00:04:49.560 [J]: We decided to, um, lighten up for you! 00:04:49.560 --> 00:04:52.740 We got some powdered sugar for you, just like you asked. 00:04:52.740 --> 00:04:54.240 [P]: That's a lot of salt. [E]: It's gonna be horrid. 00:04:55.920 --> 00:04:57.400 [P]: Don't like that one. 00:04:57.400 --> 00:04:59.400 [J]: Well, yeah- They told us to put mayonnaise on it. 00:04:59.400 --> 00:05:01.400 [E]: We- We did a few- (?) 00:05:01.400 --> 00:05:03.880 [J?]: Ho- Oh, don't get sick. Don't get sick- Ew. 00:05:06.880 --> 00:05:10.120 [PJ]: Felix, did I hear you currently saying your mouth was a little dry? Please allow me to. 00:05:10.120 --> 00:05:13.240 My finest bottle of water from the Alps. 00:05:13.260 --> 00:05:13.760 [P]: Ohhh! 00:05:13.760 --> 00:05:16.140 [M]: I squeezed it out of ice myself. 00:05:20.120 --> 00:05:21.800 [PJ]: To wash away this awful, foul taste. 00:05:21.800 --> 00:05:23.760 [P]: I mean there's not even a competition. 00:05:24.380 --> 00:05:26.340 [P]: The winners are-- 00:05:26.340 --> 00:05:27.140 [P]: What's your name again?! 00:05:27.280 --> 00:05:28.100 [M]: PJplier! 00:05:28.600 --> 00:05:30.300 [P]: PJIPLIER EVERYONE! (new ship name, i guess?) 00:05:30.800 --> 00:05:32.300 [PJ]: Thanks. [P]: Whoo! 00:05:32.300 --> 00:05:34.440 *awkward applause* 00:05:34.680 --> 00:05:37.940 [P]: Amazing! Y'know- just-just.. You just.. 00:05:38.780 --> 00:05:40.620 [P]: This... is garbage. (how rude) 00:05:41.040 --> 00:05:41.540 [P]: 3.. 00:05:42.320 --> 00:05:42.820 [P]: 2.. 00:05:43.100 --> 00:05:43.600 [P]: 1. 00:05:44.060 --> 00:05:45.220 [P]: IT'S WRAPPING TIME! 00:05:46.000 --> 00:05:47.340 [P]: One handed wrapping! *claps* 00:05:48.080 --> 00:05:49.040 [P]: One handed wrapping, everybody! 00:05:49.940 --> 00:05:50.900 [P]: Meanwhile, me and Edgar... 00:05:53.180 --> 00:05:54.460 [M]: Just.. hold it tight. 00:05:54.600 --> 00:05:56.220 [P]: Look at what Emma Blackery's got! 00:05:56.220 --> 00:05:57.400 [P]: That is amazing! 00:05:57.500 --> 00:05:59.160 [E]: Thanks so much! :) 00:05:59.160 --> 00:06:00.540 [E]: This is actually better than my normal wrapping! 00:06:00.540 --> 00:06:01.540 [P]: I take it back. 00:06:01.540 --> 00:06:03.760 [P]: I think you need to focus. I'm sorry for distracting you. 00:06:03.760 --> 00:06:05.000 [P]: That's clearly not good enough. 00:06:05.100 --> 00:06:06.600 [M]: So, you are a fair and impartial judge. 00:06:06.600 --> 00:06:08.600 [M]: Who is also extremely handsome might I add. 00:06:08.600 --> 00:06:10.200 [P]: Oooh. [E]: Very pretty. 00:06:10.200 --> 00:06:13.600 [P]: It looks like the (?) are doing an excellent job over here! ( i couldn't hear it properly) 00:06:13.700 --> 00:06:14.300 [E]: Probably the best job of all time. 00:06:14.580 --> 00:06:15.080 [M]: Where's the tape... 00:06:15.320 --> 00:06:16.940 [P]: Well, well- y'know what they say- 00:06:16.940 --> 00:06:19.220 [P]: A handsome man and great judge. 00:06:19.220 --> 00:06:20.500 [J]: I'm drooling everywhere. 00:06:20.500 --> 00:06:23.140 [P]: Okay, I will be judging on style... 00:06:23.560 --> 00:06:24.300 [J]: Irishness. 00:06:24.720 --> 00:06:25.820 [P]: Irishne... *laughs* 00:06:27.260 --> 00:06:28.900 [J]: And floofy hair. 00:06:29.100 --> 00:06:30.340 [P]: THE (?)'s WIN! (still can't hear it sorry) 00:06:30.340 --> 00:06:34.400 *all cheers* 00:06:37.440 --> 00:06:38.800 [P]: CRINGEMAS PICTIONARY TIME! 00:06:40.540 --> 00:06:41.900 [P]: I don't know why I did it like that. 00:06:41.900 --> 00:06:43.740 [M]: I'm very good at pictionary. 00:06:44.080 --> 00:06:45.060 [J]: Santa Claus coming out a pipe. 00:06:45.720 --> 00:06:46.600 [J]: Santa Claus strip teasing. 00:06:46.960 --> 00:06:47.760 [J]: NAKED SANTA. 00:06:48.240 --> 00:06:48.980 [J]: Sad belly Santa. 00:06:50.220 --> 00:06:52.240 [PJ]: Wait- you, uh- wait- you said something a minute ago that sounded like it. 00:06:52.540 --> 00:06:53.880 [J]: Strip teasing Santa. 00:06:54.380 --> 00:06:54.880 [J]: Pole dancing Santa. 00:06:55.160 --> 00:06:56.500 [PJ]: Yes! Pole dancing Santa. 00:06:58.600 --> 00:07:01.580 *Jacks awesome Irish dance moves* 00:07:01.660 --> 00:07:02.520 [P]: Tur- turn over for me. 00:07:04.520 --> 00:07:06.000 *Pewds screams in pain* 00:07:06.120 --> 00:07:08.080 [P]: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?! 00:07:09.460 --> 00:07:12.040 (FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT) 00:07:12.180 --> 00:07:15.280 [J]: This isn't really in tha spirit of Cringemas or charity. (True) 00:07:15.280 --> 00:07:19.420 *Random Pewds screaming* 00:07:22.140 --> 00:07:23.760 [J]: That's my Irish dance. 00:07:24.720 --> 00:07:26.120 (snazzy music) 00:07:28.100 --> 00:07:29.660 [P]: I am the one the one the one that. 00:07:31.140 --> 00:07:31.900 [P]: OH, I GOT THE BIGGEST ONES. 00:07:32.760 --> 00:07:35.180 [J]: Wax a Christmas tree into part of your body. 00:07:35.680 --> 00:07:36.600 [PJ]: Excuse- What? 00:07:36.600 --> 00:07:37.100 [Everyone]: What? 00:07:37.100 --> 00:07:38.220 [J]: This is the forfeit. 00:07:38.300 --> 00:07:41.060 [J]: "Wax a Christmas tree into part of your body." 00:07:41.520 --> 00:07:42.340 [P]: This is gonna be painful. 00:07:43.780 --> 00:07:44.620 [J]: It's not gonna be *as* painful. 00:07:44.860 --> 00:07:46.100 [J]: I've waxed my legs twice by now. 00:07:46.100 --> 00:07:46.640 *okay jack* lol gayyyyyyyy 00:07:46.640 --> 00:07:48.540 [P]: Well.. Have Pewdiepie ever done it? 00:07:49.040 --> 00:07:51.500 [P]: Okay, here we go. This is gonna hurt. I'm sorry by the way. 00:07:51.500 --> 00:07:52.660 [P]: I don't wanna hurt you. 00:07:52.860 --> 00:07:54.060 [J]: Just do it. 00:07:55.540 --> 00:07:57.720 [J]: OHMYGOD OHHHH NOOO!. 00:08:03.560 --> 00:08:05.980 [E]: I told you this wasn't gonna happen. 00:08:14.420 --> 00:08:15.260 [P]: TWO MORE. 00:08:15.680 --> 00:08:16.320 [P]: THREE MORE. 00:08:16.700 --> 00:08:17.440 [J]: JESUS CHRIST, DUDE. 00:08:17.580 --> 00:08:18.160 [P]: ONE MORE. 00:08:18.440 --> 00:08:20.480 [E]: Oh, no! Why did you do that?! 00:08:20.760 --> 00:08:21.560 [PJ]: What? It looks good. 00:08:21.800 --> 00:08:22.380 [P]: What happened? 00:08:23.040 --> 00:08:24.000 [J]: I'm out of here guys. 00:08:24.320 --> 00:08:25.260 [J]: See ya later. 00:08:25.540 --> 00:08:26.300 [P]: See ya next time. 00:08:28.580 --> 00:08:29.080 [P]: Ready? 00:08:29.080 --> 00:08:30.340 ThreeTwoOne 00:08:30.340 --> 00:08:31.980 [P]: *manly cry* 00:08:32.100 --> 00:08:32.820 [P]: Yeah! 00:08:33.120 --> 00:08:35.240 [J]: "Allow the group to wrap you up like a present." 00:08:35.380 --> 00:08:36.360 [J]: For example- Paper and bow. 00:08:36.720 --> 00:08:40.500 [J]: You must keep as much of the wrapping on as possible until the next cracker. 00:08:40.800 --> 00:08:41.440 [P]: I hate my life. 00:08:42.160 --> 00:08:43.180 [J]: We hate you too. 00:08:43.820 --> 00:08:45.860 [J]: *singing* We wish you a merry Christmas- 00:08:45.860 --> 00:08:48.060 *everyone joins in* [All]: WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS- 00:08:48.060 --> 00:08:50.060 [All]: WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS- 00:08:50.060 --> 00:08:51.760 [All]: AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR- 00:08:52.500 --> 00:08:53.560 [PJ]: If I got that on Christmas Day, 00:08:53.560 --> 00:08:54.980 [PJ]: I would be very disappointed. *lol not the bros* 00:08:54.980 --> 00:08:56.980 [P]: Three, two, one- Crack it up! 00:08:56.980 --> 00:09:00.540 [P]: Whoo! Crack it up. [M]: Uh oh. Uh oh. 00:09:01.200 --> 00:09:03.240 [PJ]: "Silent Disco Night." 00:09:03.500 --> 00:09:06.040 [P]: What does that mean? [PJ]: It means the following.... 00:09:06.600 --> 00:09:11.660 [PJ]: We want you to perform a one-minute interpretive dance, expressing the meaning of Christmas. 00:09:11.760 --> 00:09:14.400 [P]: One minute. [PJ]: No music. Costume required. 00:09:14.400 --> 00:09:15.880 [P]: Oh! 00:09:15.880 --> 00:09:18.820 [PJ]: Do we have a costume? [P]: We have a costume, everyone! 00:09:18.820 --> 00:09:22.300 *all cheering* [M]: ... batteries? (Nope) 00:09:22.300 --> 00:09:25.100 [PJ]: Batteries included. [M]: Oh, I know what kind of costume this is. 00:09:25.100 --> 00:09:27.560 [PJ]: Can you take this? [P]: Yes. [PJ]: Thank you. 00:09:29.060 --> 00:09:32.320 [P]: *in weird voice* Hi, everybody. 00:09:34.600 --> 00:09:38.940 [P]: *continuing* Make sure you donate, everybodyyyy 00:09:40.160 --> 00:09:41.980 (?) 00:27:52.200 --> 00:27:52.780 This has been AMAZING! 00:27:52.780 --> 00:27:54.080 YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST. 00:27:54.320 --> 00:27:56.700 Thank you guys! 00:27:56.700 --> 00:27:58.540 CRINGEMAS! 00:27:58.540 --> 00:28:00.320 CRINGEMAS 2016. 00:28:00.320 --> 00:28:04.060 [P]: LETS NEVER DO THIS AGAIN... NEVER. 00:28:04.300 --> 00:28:05.520 And we're out!