Hey, skrattar du, förlorar du!
Welcome To the show!
It's been a WHILE!
'scuse me
SKRATTAR DU, FÖRLORAR DU!
AYYYYY YouTube's favorite show 😉
Is back everybody!
That's right, you can stop crying now.
You little...
Lamey!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOH
In case you haven't watched this show before..the rule is simple
Skrattar du, förlorar du (maneeeen ;) )
Do not laugh while watching this video
If you do... you lose. And if you don't..
You lose.
L E T ' S B E G I N !
Sorry Guys...
Sorry we're late!
*Women apologises on behalf of him*:
Sorry About his behaviour...
(both):sorry
Wow! They're probably gonna have to keep that music down because of copyright issues. (your brother filmed a damn body and you're worried about copyright, smh)
It's not a really vlogable wedding (NAH).
I don't know why this is outsi- You look beauiful, really beautiful. (nice try jake)
(Claps)
Pewds: Ohhh
Jake: This could be us but you playin'.-You're playin...
(I would rather drink my nana's bathwater than have jake at my wedding)
*preaching the word of god, as this good KRISTIEN man has done his entire life*
**INAUDIBLE SOUNDS**
(I just want to fart out my heart and pop my right lung.)
Pewds : UH.......(Cringe level 10^25)
*jake tries to be funny in a language yet to be discovered by mankind*
Jake: We can find you a date.
Pewds: Ughh
Pewds: If no one's laughing, stop making jokes.
*laughs*
WhY Don'T YoU StOp YoUr ChaNnEL ThEn PewDS )
*pterodactyl scream*
(Pewds facepalms twice while the cringy clip continues)
This is not you laugh you lose, this is you cringe you lose
And I am cringing (*high pitched anime voice*) My cringe level is so high right now guys!
*laughs*
Pewds: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. This is what ADHD is looking like..
Pewds: English...
Moving on..
What a fantastic start!
Pewds: "Curb your entire being of Joe Rogan."
Greg Fitzsimmons: In the - in the eyes of the - of the law, it's worth more.
Our Lord and Saviour, Joe Rogan: How strange is it that we put - like an uh monetary value on actual life itself?
Greg: Mm.
Pewds: I have a bad feeling about this
Joe: Wow. It's such a strange, strange concept.
Greg: Yeah.
Joe: Did you see that guy accidentally hit that moose with his car?
Greg: No.
Joe: Holy shit - Jamie pull that video up.
Woman: Oh my god oh my god
Woman: OH MY GOD
*Joe and Pewds laughing hysterically*
Pewds: That has to be edited.
Pewds: There must be a cut here.
Blahblahblah same stuff again
Pewds: That is - it has to be edited, but god bless whoever edited this.
Pewds: God damn it.
Pewds: Ugh these "curb" videos...
Pewds: "Curb your feminism."
Whaemen: Why should your right to freedom of speech trump a trans person's right not to be offended?
Jordan Peterson: Because in order to be able to think you have to risk being offensive.
Jordan: I mean, look at the conversation we're having right now.
Jordan: Y'know, like you're certainly willing to risk offending me in the pursuit of truth.
Jordan: Why should you have the right to do that?
Jordan: It's been rather uncomfortable.
Whaemen: So you haven't sat there and.. *exhale*
Whaemen: I'm just trying - I'm just trying to work that out, I mean -
Jordan: Hah. Gotcha.
Whaemen: You have got me. You have got me.
Whaemen: I'm trying to work that through my head.
Whaemen: Yeah, yeah. It took a while, it took a while.
Jordan: It did, it did, yeah. (Stifling laughter)
Pewds: Lobsters, amirite?
Pewds: "Curb your KSI."
KSI: I just want.. quality. On my channel.
KSI: I want the best of the best.
KSI: I'm transforming as a human being...
*retardation*
KSI: I'm changing...
*the best content Britain has to provide*
KSI: I'm just being me now.
*pain*
KSI: I t - te - I tell people that I don't f*cking care.. about the money. I never cared about the money, like..
*the sounds of hell*
Pewds: God damnit. Ugh no..
Pewds: Now KSI wants to fight me.. ahh..
Pewds: Dahmnit. I don't haave eniy (any)muscles!
Pewds: Pliese KSI, pleaise, don't fight meee...
Pewds: I'm not scared. I'm not scared at all.
KSI: ..only care about the fame, or money or any of that sh*t.
*fame, morey and any of that sh*t*
KSI: That's why I delete[d] so many videos on my channel, like.. I deleted over 600 videos, cuz I was cleansing my channel cuz I thought it was just so much f*cking sh*t..
*best content*
All right, yo I don't have tits fam, they're called
P E C S ! ! !
I mean come on he's buff as s**t now though I'll give him that
I mean, come on, he's buff as sh(OOF)t now though, I'll give him that
There has to be a curb your PewDiePie
Aahhh... come on, mann
Come on, man! CUM ON MEN!
No! (pewdiepie's pubg footage in background)
No.
Ethan: ...our apes or whatever, right? Our Neanderthal-- Pewds: What did H3 do? Ethan: --cousins were probably just f*ckin' like crazy.
So there's definitely something like, in us, to like, conquer
Post Malone: Right.
So it's, you know, women are, in a nature setting like to be conquered
BomBOMBOMM
Yeah! Sure!
I feel like there's probably context to that one
Don't worry 'bout it
THERE WAS DEFINITELY CONTEXT DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT
Don't worry about the context mann
It's all about context!
Curb your racism...
...and that's why we can't always believe what we hear from the press.
Never... uh, criticize without knowing the facts.
What're you doing for the Latino community today?
I might have tacos when I go home, I'm not quite sure yet.
I had spent two years in Puerto Rico
Ummm...
I will probably do the same thing for the Latino community--
You realize that's not really the comment to say right now, you might have tacos tonight.
I Might have sphagetti (Touch it) tonight...Being of an Italian descent...
Ummm...
I could go out and have--I've had, uhh,
ethnic food, and when you asked me what I was doing
for Latinos tonight, I may go out and have a Latino dinner
in the Latino community!!
HeY I'm nOt RaCiSt, I eAt TaCos GuYs!1!!
yOu DoN't UnDeRsTaNd!!1!!1
AND I LOVE CHICKEN WINGS AND WATER MELON!!!
i LoVe iT!!!1
I can't have enough of just SPHAGET
Dont get me Started... on the Sphaget
I Love all kinds of food...
BEcouse Im not a RACISISISISISIM>>>>
MMM...MMmm..mmmm...
THE food is too delicious for me to be a Racisissist
"Curb You Snobbery"?
...certainly, I do make a very quick decision based on their first names.
And there a whole bunch of first names that I don't like.
I don't like footballer's names, I don't like names after season of the year,
I don't like geographical location names,
celebrity names,
things like apple, things like you know, Tilly Fizz, or Johnny Apple.
Whatever they've decided to call their--
-You're child's called Poppy.
(dang)My Child's called Poppy....
Other people criticize me for calling her Poppy (Its POPPY)
Cuz they say poppy is a naughty name
So parents say that to each other...
...geographic stuff....So brooklyn, or London
()Your child's called INDIA....Yes....
But you know that is(BOMBOMBOM)But it is not a location....
ARGUMENT Conituezzzz
INDIA is not a location guyz
dont worry about it...thats not uh...
It's juz there
There... Oh man...The hypocrisy
a'ight... lets move on...Thats enough curb memes....
Damn they're so good....
Oh I've seen this one...
DISH
Dish
DWOOSH(repeated scoped gun shots)
(he is ded)
(one last) Thhats basically
One guy left
(radio chatter: hey guyz u...juz go ahead and kill me...
(what the)(go ahead and kill me i dont care)
(you are amazing dude)(other guy: I made it all the way)
Pewds: how did they not hear him...
Im actually Impressed
(god bless)Good game guyz....
GOODGAME
Uhh that is brilliant...he is juz like"hey guyz
"you can juz kill me, I dont care"
(what the fa....)....You can go ahead
( Sukhoi Japanese shtuff)
What is thiss....
Pewds: OHHHHHH
My GOD!!!!!!
That is incredible.....(overjoy rushes)
(heavy bass with man singing in background plays)
(multiple males with censored cotyledons appear on screen, and one falls in the jacuzzi , while the others hug each other)
( elated INHALE)
Man kind has peaked (pewds produces bad grammar)Oh mA GAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Finally...Elon Musk plz step aside....Your feat means nothing....
Nothing (President of US: Thank YOu)
They dont have water... Thats okay..
(what)(oh ok fine)
Thats alright
(Drinks water with utmost Flair) (speaks up):japanes.......
That's it? That was it? Who is this guy
and why is he so silly... that was hilarious
oh man... These YLYL challenges , they are
TOUGH!!!
never se(burps)en that man before... but he sure seems funny
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Pewds:I still don't have my internet installed btw..
Remember that vid I did 5 months ago? That's right I still don't have it
installed I'm not joking. It's sad
This just makes me sad I was gonna google something cus I-
I just came up with a good Curb meme.. Look..Loo-Look
You know Ajit Pai? The FCC meme guy?
He's now being investigated for corruption by
his own agency.. There's gotta be a curb meme in there
Come on
OH MY GOD
That's just sad man.. I don't know what to tell you
Surely she can just squeeze them in
What she needs to do is a real "De ja vu"
and then just slide in (music plays)
That'd be badass.. I mean that'd be great ass
That's right I make jokes for a living..you're welcome
*Vargskelethor Joel plays some Oblivion* Bulk Bogan: We must act NOW! KILL Nels!
Vargskelethor Joel: Let's go man!
Vargskelethor Joel: What?
*Classic Joel laughing*
Vargskelethor Joel: What ?
*continues laughing*
Pewds:Poor Niels
Niels dead :(
*funniest laugh i heard lol*
Pewds:Oh what a contagious laugh..that was great
*Space-age Skidaddle Skidoodle meme*
*Pewds disappointed*
*Nvm*
Fine,you get a pass Can this meme just die already? God dammit
What's the joke? Someone explain what the joke is?
What's so funny about it? Goddammit
Stupid skideeddle skidaddle memes they make me so angry
(changes voice)I hate them
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