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No.. No! It's not ENOUGH!

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YOUTUBE! You promised me power!

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You said if I get a lot of dislikes, I will get more views.

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I will become more powerful.

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THAN EVER.

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YES- YES OF COURSE I'M STILL THE MOST POWERFUL YOUTUBER ON THE PLANET.

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I don't think you understand.

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I need MORE.

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I don't think you understand the excessive greed of a Youtuber.

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I know you're holding out on me Youtube!

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Tell me what else secrets do you have that can affect the algorithm

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I did the likes.

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I did the dislikes.

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Of course I'm gonna milk this fucken shit.

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WHAT ELSE YOU GOT, YOUTUBE.

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YouTube: Do you not SEE, my apprentice? You are missing the 3rd part. THE COMMENTS.......

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Felix: Comments....

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*phone bangs on table*

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*laughs*

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*music starts*

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WHAT'S FUCKING GOOD

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ONE MILLION COMMENTS

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CAN WE FUCKING DO IT *laughs*

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Can this video get ONE MILLION COMMENTS

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ONE MILLION COMMENTS!

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*screaming*  ONE MILLION

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ONE MILLION COMMENTS. CAN WE SMASH IT ; AAAAAAGHH *slamming into the floor*

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*breathing*

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AAAAAAAGH

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ONE MILLION COMMENTS

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*anime intro of Himouro Umaru-chan plays*

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ONE. MILLION. COMMENTS. OR I'LL FUCK THIS PLANT

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*vacuum cleaner turns on*

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ONE MILLION COMMMM-

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*vacuum cleaner intensifies*

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ONE MILLION COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM---

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One million comments.... Can we smash it everybody.

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Let's smash one million comments.... on this video.

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OOOOOOONEEEEEE

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MIIIIILLIIIIOOOOONNNN

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COOOOOMMEEEEENT- *laughs*

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If we get one million comments... I will delete my channel. (Pewds you no delete your channel)

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DICK PICS AT ONE MILLION COMMENTS

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TWENTY-SEVENTEEN. HASHTAG.

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Let's trend it. WORLDWIDE!!!

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VODKA.

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*drinking*

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*splashing*

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Ahhhhhhh... *chuckles*

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One million comments and I'll kill myself for views.

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CAN THIS VIDEO GET.... ONE MILLION- ONE MILLION COMME- *laughs*

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One million.... comments.

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ONE. MILLION. COMMENTS.

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Did you comment yet?

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Have you left a comment???

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*music stops, car drives by*

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*music resumes*

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Aaaha!

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Aaaha!

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*anime intro of Himouro Umaru-chan plays*

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ONE MILLION!!!! One- AAAAH! AAAH! AAA AAAAAAA

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

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ONE MILLION- AAH!

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*music resumes*

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ONE MILLION.

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ONE MILLION COM

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OPEN YOUR EYES!

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ONE MILLION!!!

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AAAARGHHHHHH!!!

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*sad music starts playing*

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HUMILITY IS NOT THINKING LESS OF YOURSELF, IT'S THINKING OF YOURSELF LESS.

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Um.. What should people actually comment?

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Hey I got an idea, why don't we just add a picture of a shitty meme?

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Kids love that shit they comment like crazy fucking morons!

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You've been visited by the Good Sleep Chihuahua, you will be blessed with cozy, restful sleeps, but only if you comment: "sleep tight pupper"

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*Intro anime Himouro Umaru-chan plays*