No.. No! It's not ENOUGH!
YOUTUBE! You promised me power!
You said if I get a lot of dislikes, I will get more views.
I will become more powerful.
THAN EVER.
YES- YES OF COURSE I'M STILL THE MOST POWERFULL YOUTUBER ON THE PLANET.
I don't think you understand.
I need MORE.
I don't think you understand the excessive greed of a Youtuber.
I know you're holding out on me Youtube!
Tell me what other secrets do you have that can affect the algorhythm.
I did the likes.
I did the dislikes.
Of course I'm gonna milk dis fucken shit.
WHAT ELSE YOU GOT, YOUTUBE.
Do you not SEE, my apprentice? You are missing the 3rd part. The COMMENTS.
COMMENTS....
Hahahaha
WHAT'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
ONE MILLION COMMENTS ?
CAN WE FUCKING DO IT * laughs*
can this video get ONE MILLION COMMENTS
ONE MILLION COMMENTS!!!!
*screaming*ONEEEE MILLIIOOOOOOOON
ONE MILLION COMMENTS. CAN WE SMASH IT- AAAAAAGHH
*pewds breathes out*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ONE MILLION COMMENTS
anime intro of Himouro Umaru-chan plays *
ONE. MILLION. COMMENTS. OR I'LL f*uck THIS PLANT
vacuum cleaner turns on *
ONE MILLION COMMMM
* vacuum cleaner intensifies*
ONE MILLION COMMMMMMMM--
One million comments.... Can we smash it everybody.
Let's smash one million comments.... on this video.
OOOOOOONEEEEEE
MIIIIILLIIIIOOOOONNNN
COOOOOMMEEEEENT- *laughs
f we get one million comments... I will delete my channel. not again...
DICK PICS AT ONE MILLION COMMENTS
TWENTY-SEVENTEEN. HASHTAG.
Let's trend it. WORLDWIDE!!!
Vodka...
* glug glug glug *
sound of vodka spilling on the floor *
Ahhhhhhh :)
*laughs*
One million comments. And I'll kill myself for views.
CAN THIS VIDEO GET.... ONE MILLION- ONE MILLION COMME- *laughs*
One million.... comments.
ONE. MILLION. COMMENTS.
Did you comment yet?
Have you left a comment???
epic music stops, car drives by*
*epic music continues*
*anime intro is back at it again smh*
ONE MILLION!!!! One- AAAAH! AAAH! AAA AAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAH?!!!?!?!
ONE MILLION- AAH!
*goodbye*
*epic music kicks back up*
ONE MILLION.
ONE MILLION!
OPEN YOUR EYES!!!
ONE MILLION!!!
AAAARGHHHHHH!!!
*sad music starts playing*
Um..What should people actually comment?"
Hey I got an idea. Why don't we just add a picture of a shitty meme?
Kids love that shit.
They call me, like, crazy.
These fucken morons. *laughs*
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